The Ataxic War (Epic Pathfinder/Homebrew) (Inactive)

Game Master Donald Robinson

I have long since stopped paying attention to how old I am. some where in the late 2000's I believe. And I am not so much frozen in time as flowing along right in front of it.

Simply continued to eat waiting for the last person to show so that he may finally know why they were called. Periodically he would look about to everyone around around him getting a slight smirk on his face.

Lol I can now see how your magic weapon could have such a hi ego, lots of skills on that one ;) also thought good thing I didn't bring Joseph! His magic weapon is CE and they would have been right at each others throats! Saying that, hatred against goblins? Wimper :D
"I hear ya old man beard guy, time don seem to treat us all fairly, why look at you! I be half your age an twice as good lookin!" he gives a big toothy and meat filled grin to Andromida.
Impress roll: 1d20 ⇒ 11

Then turning to the dwarf across the table "You ain seen half o it!" spitting crumbs and bits of pudding across the table as he spoke, "Why dis one time I even made a jester laugh! Who you talkin to anyway? I'm Smashy by the way, err... Uh? No... that's not right..."
Momentarly distracted by a reddish brown ball at Goros elbow.
"What kind of food is this thing?" reaching to snach it up, "I call it!!"
He's a little a.d.d. ^-^

Lol I can now see how your magic weapon could have such a hi ego, lots of skills on that one ;) also thought good thing I didn't bring Joseph! His magic weapon is CE and they would have been right at each others throats! Saying that, hatred against goblins? Wimper :D

"I hear ya old man beard guy, time don seem to treat us all fairly, why look at you! I be half your age an twice as good lookin!" he gives a big toothy and meat filled grin to Andromida.

Andromeda just rolls her eyes and tries not to give the goblin unintended signals. She goes back to having a drink.

andromeda seems to have an air of nobility but she seems to be trying to not be so "noble"

Ted uncurls rapidly and bites at Sparky, delivering a jolt of negative energy (inflict light wounds) as he does so.
Touch: 1d20 + 17 ⇒ (15) + 17 = 32negative energy damage: 1d8 + 5 ⇒ (6) + 5 = 11
Please refrain from eating Ted please, he is not food.
diplomacy: 1d20 + 34 ⇒ (3) + 34 = 37

"Now, now. Let us just enjoy each others' company for the time being. We have not yet all gather, but once everyone that is coming is here, I shall explain everything. I must apologize for this form. I feared that my true form would be much to- horrendous for your liking. I thought it best to choose something that was a bit more appeasing to the senses," says Kazimierz in a father's tone of voice. He hovers over to the tables, and takes a seat. After looking carefully at the food remaining, he picks a few choices of various dishes, and begins to eat with a particular diligence; every bite taken is followed by a short moment to reflect before the next is taken.

Stalling just a touch for our last two members. I will pick things up fully either when they arrive, or in the next couple days.

Clucks his tongue shaking his head as the goblin speaks and carries on like a squirrel on speed. Looking very slightly over his shoulder his shakes his head once more. Seeming to be talking to someone just behind him.

"Aiyeie Yip!" Sparky withdraws his hand in an instant completely shocked, next instant he thrusts his whole head right up to the armadillo eyes alight with wonderment and curiosity. Completely ignoring EVERYTHING else and focused entirely on the armadillo with his nose about an inch from its hide whispering a barely audible "woww..."
He has never seen an armadillo before and he is raptured! I imagine hes going to get another spark or worse soon! He missed everything that Doran, Goro and Kazimierz had said.
Also, deducted 11 from my hps ^-^

After the hero's feast, your HP will be back to normal, so you can leave it for now. ^^'

Lorelai speaks towards the dwarf,

I asked you nicely to stop
Goro raises his hand and shoots a green ray at sparky's crotch. assuming sparky's pants fail a DC 33 fortitude they are disintegrated. :)

Err wha?? I gotta see what kind of equipment I am wearing down there... I actually cant remember ;)

Oh i realized that you might have something important down there. Goro is not trying to destroy anything important, if you are wearing anything besides mundane pants he will do it to something else like your shirt or a shoe.

I got nothing, so Ill assume I was wearing a pair before, as such they are vamoose!
Seeing a flash of green light erupt beside/behind him Sparky shrieks and jumps back, feeling a breeze. Surprised he is still alive and checking downward to see if hes missing any limbs, he notices his pants, or lack there of.
"Uhhh... Buwahahaaha! Kiekiekeikie!" he gives a quick glance at Andromeda, winks, and then adjusts his cap of human guise to cover the breezy areas. :)

Hearing Loralais disgust behind him after that particular antic he turns and replies
"Nice ta meetcha Jadestone, I'm Spazy an theres lots O things im good for! Watch this!"

He turns to an empty portion of the cave and makes a perception check to make sure there is no one there.
Perception: 1d20 + 66 ⇒ (10) + 66 = 76
He then withdraws 2 extracts, gulping one down after the other, moments later he starts growing, larger and larger finally stoping a good 2 feet higher than even Rorge and taking on the appearance of a cyclops. With a twinkle in his eye he proclaims "Not done yet."
Then he starts hurling some small glass vials at the far side of the room,
BOOOM!!! The bombs he threw goes off in spectacular fashion.
"Not bad eh? All that an Ima smart little un!"

Ill try and do justice to the bombs he threw :)

I imagine that could cause problems :) it could be heard from a bit away as well, I dont know if that would matter (were in a cave, 1 mile underground? 10? Next to an underground city?)

Oh ya used up a second level extract (alchemical allocation) and 4 bombs, 1 strafe explosive, 2 directed explosive, and 1 regular explosive.

did these bombs inflict any damage to people here? not that it matters since Andromeda would be incapable of doing anything about it Your little goblin is beyond her capabilities. (my best spells have saves that you can auto pass.) at least based on what I read in your profile...

Lorelai didn't speak with disgust, but rather curiousity. Don't know if it makes a difference but...

Lorelai looks on with with detached interest,
"I'm just gonna call you Tiny."

Gives a small smile turning his attention to Loralai giving a small nod of the head.

Looks back over his shoulder once again with what some my see to be a look you give when someone says something incredibly not smart.

Andromeda simply remains silent doing all she can to ignore the goblin. enjoying her meal while her companion, Virgo sit next to her chomping on some nearly raw meat.

Andromeda seems to be enjoying a very cold glass of wine. and the food in front of her seems to have a bit of frost burn.

Little goblin man, want to wrestle. HA HA HA HA
Rorge growls at the goblin. it's obvious he is getting antsy for something to happen.
Why are we here! he yells

Bombs were sent to an (hopfully) unocupided section of the cave, I rolled a 76 trying to spot anyone, so it should be empty...
I can auto pass with a 16? You sure?
Ahh I see, I forgot that I should have really good fort/reflex saves. +3/4 mutagen, +3 belt and +5 cloak along with a good dex makes them high. Plus side I don't have evasion so I would still take half damage. Really though, I don't particulary want to make this PvP.
And it looks like I'm making 'friends' X)

Looking at Rorge gleefully at the thought of fun "Sure little un! First to half, unarmed only?" enjoying the chance to look down on the otherwise bigger creature.

I think it would be fun, say first to half health, unarmed strikes only, non-lethal damage only? Your way stronger si I figure you will win but looks interesting!

If you accept I stand off across from you by about 25 feet, waiting for the signal. If not I go back to the bench and sit down.

inieative: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (8) + 10 = 18

Btw 60 AC!? Where are you getting all that natural armour?

Let's make sure I have caught up with everything from over night. There is no one that Sparky notices and no one that gets hurt by the bombs. I may have missed a +2 somewhere, but I think Rorge has +22 NA non-rage (10Rhino +2 Animal Lord +5 Amulet +5 Natural Toughness) and +28 Na while raging from beast totem. I will get things rolling this evening with(out) the last two. I can tell that everyone is getting a bit... anxious.

"§parky, perhaps you should sit and finish eating. Once the meal is over, I will go over the specifics of why you are here whether or not the others have yet arrived. More drinks, anyone?" offers Kazimierz.

ummm i dont drink and im not hungry so lets get done to business why are we here speaking in dragonic

you guys watch star pull two katanas out of thin air and set them on the table

he grabs a dart from his pouch on the back of his belt and flicks it at the goblin (sparky) and says in dragonic does he ever know how to be quiet
attck roll: 1d20 + 14 ⇒ (18) + 14 = 321d4 + 9 ⇒ (4) + 9 = 13 it hits sparky in the shoulder

and then to intimadate the goblin he walks over to him and askes in common can u do this? as he says that he changes into a pure white adult dragon Dragon form III 2/3day

Lol, nice typo for damage 1426. Though I am really, really noticing the animosity building up between characters. Though it is not a problem as far as running the game, it will be a problem for the characters themselves. I understand that they have earned the right to be hot heads and other not so nice things to mention, it would be in their best interest to begin finding common ground. United groups do much better than groups of individuals.

i fixed it lol and yes i just wanted to show the goblin sparky what i can do since he was showing off

my dart has returning on it so it comes back to my pouch

Andromeda and Virgo simply finish eating and watch the others display their abilities.

Andromeda smiles and on occasion applauds the abilities of others.

she does nothing to indicate that she needs to make any display. she knows she is a bit cold.

to her, Frigid is a compliment.

as sparky leaps star looks over and andromeda and smiles while still in dragon form and says in dragonic this is the reason i speak in dragonic more the common i can take this form only two times a day but this in my opinion is my true self

When you say unarmed I will assume not natural attacks :(
Initiative: 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (16) + 11 = 27
Rorge steps forward and strikes four blows at the now large goblin.
Unarmed power attack 1 (furious focus): 1d20 + 48 ⇒ (11) + 48 = 59damage: 1d4 + 25 ⇒ (2) + 25 = 27 intimidate if I hit: 1d20 + 50 ⇒ (19) + 50 = 69
Unarmed power attack 2: 1d20 + 38 ⇒ (4) + 38 = 42damage: 1d4 + 25 ⇒ (4) + 25 = 29
intimidate if I hit: 1d20 + 50 ⇒ (2) + 50 = 52
Unarmed power attack 3: 1d20 + 33 ⇒ (2) + 33 = 35damage: 1d4 + 25 ⇒ (3) + 25 = 28
intimidate if I hit: 1d20 + 50 ⇒ (17) + 50 = 67
Unarmed power attack 4: 1d20 + 28 ⇒ (3) + 28 = 31damage: 1d4 + 25 ⇒ (4) + 25 = 29
intimidate if I hit: 1d20 + 50 ⇒ (15) + 50 = 65

total of 113 nonlethal

I am really, really noticing the animosity building up between characters. Though it is not a problem as far as running the game, it will be a problem for the characters themselves. I understand that they have earned the right to be hot heads and other not so nice things to mention, it would be in their best interest to begin finding common ground. United groups do much better than groups of individuals.

On the contrary DM Goro is quite fond of the goblin he just enjoys messing with people. I do see some potential conflict between Goro and Rorge in the future. that one seems like he could probably squash me like a bug. By the way I am really loving all these , although most of us are either extremely mischievous or primarily made of ego.

Towering above most characters, Sheila walks up to them and says in her booming voice, "Hello Everyone!"

"Ahh, now, there you see? We are nearly complete. And trust me this is not a quest you would wish to partake in undermanned," Kazimierz says with a smile.

@ The DM yes I agree with Goro. I can see there being a problem between. Doran and sparky seeing as his natraul hatread of Goblins and Orcs. On the other Hand he likes Goro, Andromeda, (Her coldeness remindes him of home) Doran, and Loralai.

Doran turn his attention to Sheila offering her a smile and a nod.
"salutaions"

Virgo Jumps up to see the newcomer.

skittering over to her. she looks up at the tall person.

Hi, I'm Virgo, Your tall, just like the frost Giants Andromeda has as body guards back home

Andromeda turns upon hearing her name. then looks back at the dragon

Andromeda gets up and goes to move Virgo back to the table. both Andromeda and Virgo are tiny compared to the giant lady

I would agree with Goro, most of us have large egos or (like me) have somewhat of a mischievous streak in us, mine happens to be a mile long :) Despite this he is still good natured and I hope he kinda grows on the others, so to speak.
As for brawling with Rorge, I figure it to be a good way for them to bond a bit, so to speak. Aka be beats my guys face to a pulp :) Did you factor in the non-proficiency with your unarmed attacks? thats partly why I chose unarmed only, nether of us is proficient and it does non-lethal only. I still figure you are going to win, hands down even without your claws ;D
Oh ya I am most definitely intimidated by you :)

Right after accepting the chalenge from Rorge and squaring off from him Sparky lets out a strangely squeaky yelp for a creature so large.
"Ieyie Yip!" Looking at the dart sticking out of his shoulder, yanking it out and staring in amazement as it vanishes, then even more amazed when he sees Star Lyght transform into a dragon, completely forgetting about the chalenge in front of him.
"Wow, neat! ya I can do someth..." stopping mid sentence as Rorge's fist collides with the side of his cheek. Caught completely unaware, he has no choice but to take the pounding send his way before getting his wits about him and returning an offensive.
"Ughh... Oh ya? Well take my greenie fists of doom!!"

I got to rebuild my unarmed attack stat
Unarmed +18/18/18/13/13/8/8 (1d4 +21/x2)
... I dont think I can hit you on anything but a natural 20...
well here goes flying fists of ineffectiveness!

to hit: 1d20 + 18 ⇒ (14) + 18 = 32, Damage: 1d4 + 21 ⇒ (1) + 21 = 22
to hit: 1d20 + 18 ⇒ (8) + 18 = 26, Damage: 1d4 + 21 ⇒ (4) + 21 = 25
to hit: 1d20 + 18 ⇒ (19) + 18 = 37, Damage: 1d4 + 21 ⇒ (4) + 21 = 25
to hit: 1d20 + 13 ⇒ (13) + 13 = 26, Damage: 1d4 + 21 ⇒ (3) + 21 = 24
to hit: 1d20 + 13 ⇒ (20) + 13 = 33, Damage: 1d4 + 21 ⇒ (4) + 21 = 25 A crit! crit confirmation: 1d20 + 13 ⇒ (13) + 13 = 26
to hit: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (2) + 8 = 10, Damage: 1d4 + 21 ⇒ (1) + 21 = 22
to hit: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (15) + 8 = 23, Damage: 1d4 + 21 ⇒ (1) + 21 = 22
So I think that means I hit you, but no actual crit so I deal 25 damage! XD

I am 3 hps away from half health XD Thats what I get for not having my 20 hour potions of barkskin and whatnot up yet XD Go ahead and take one more round at me :)

Why do you have 7 attacks?
Is a natural 20 an auto hit if so then you still only deal 15 damage unless your fists are silver, otherwise you mis with that too.
Also remember you are shaken for all those attacks.

once again Rorge barrages the cyclops/goblin after shaking off his fists which may as well still be goblin sized for all the good they did.
Unarmed power attack 1 (furious focus): 1d20 + 48 ⇒ (11) + 48 = 59damage: 1d4 + 25 ⇒ (2) + 25 = 27 intimidate if I hit: 1d20 + 50 ⇒ (4) + 50 = 54
Unarmed power attack 2: 1d20 + 38 ⇒ (7) + 38 = 45damage: 1d4 + 25 ⇒ (2) + 25 = 27
intimidate if I hit: 1d20 + 50 ⇒ (15) + 50 = 65
Unarmed power attack 3: 1d20 + 33 ⇒ (14) + 33 = 47damage: 1d4 + 25 ⇒ (2) + 25 = 27
intimidate if I hit: 1d20 + 50 ⇒ (4) + 50 = 54
Unarmed power attack 4: 1d20 + 28 ⇒ (4) + 28 = 32damage: 1d4 + 25 ⇒ (2) + 25 = 27
intimidate if I hit: 1d20 + 50 ⇒ (10) + 50 = 60

I sit down to get about eye-level with her new companions for the adventure. "Nice to meet you Andromeda, Virgo, and Doran. Sorry I'm so fashionably late. Name's Shiela."

I then turn to look at the two others having a brawl of sorts in the tavern and give them a weird look.

I have an amulet of hidden strength altho I just realized it is only once per day, so I guess thats used up for today :P
I also added in the demoralized penalty of -2, but a natural 20 is an auto hit, I would need a second 20 to crit with it tho, and just regular greeny fists so they don't pass DR :)

With that last fist to the gut Sparky gets laid out flat crashing to the ground with all his cyclops bulk, stunned momentarily and bruses forming over his front and face. Sitting up with a smile and addressing Rorge
"Wowzers, your strong! I conceed, my loss. I still did get you one across the nose there! How many of them did I take anyway?"
After hearing his reply he offers him up an elixir of cure serious wounds
"To the victor goes the spoils!"
He then starts chugging some potions and waves over to Sheila "Names Spunky! Nice ta meechya!

Let's see here, I give away an elixer, I take 104pts of damage, I chug an allocated potion of infernal healing (extended), 2 sets of allocated cure critical wounds and a polypurpose panacea (ignore pain for 1 hour).
3 lvl 3 extracts, 1 lvl 1 and 1 lvl 4 consumed/given away

CCW: 4d8 + 20 ⇒ (5, 4, 5, 6) + 20 = 40
CCW: 4d8 + 20 ⇒ (5, 3, 3, 2) + 20 = 33

I look towards the small green humanoid and decided to give him a big hug because he looks so damn cute to be a doll perfect for her. "Nice to meet ya too Spunky!"

I then look to the other humanoid who was having a friendly brawl with spunky and ask, "And who might you be?"

Umm... I am currently polymorphed into a cyclops... Just so you know. I doubt I look all that cute right now ;)
I probably look something like This :)

Gives another small smile and nods to Sheila once more.

"It's a pleasure to meet you Sheila."

He then turns back to Loralai.

Andromeda nods to the tall lady named Sheila.

Hello, I am sorry about Virgo here she can be a little excitable at times. and yes I do have Frost giants as guards for my home but not personal body guards like Virgo likes to believe.

Andromeda offers her cold hand We may not have officially been introduced, I am Andromeda

Virgo looks to Andromeda