"Not even Scribbleface deserve be eaten. Just deserve to be scribble faced." Chuffy explains with some sadness, not even willing to lick the pot.
Still glaring at the dog's corpse, Greta gives the head once hard kick, sending it rolling across the cabin's floor. "Dogs eat scribble face? How dogs put goblin in sack?"
Chuffy licks Reta.
"Dogs too stupid to use pot. Must be man-were-horse-dog or someting as bad. Oh noes."
Poog goes to lower deck!@ he wants to find boom sticks!
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As you make your way down to the lower part of the ship you suddenly hear the sound of a door opening and you see a goblin with a HUGE head, truely enormous wearing an even bigger floppy leather hat and Her mouth is her most fearsome feature—it's a bit too wide,even by goblin standards, and Vorka's habit of filing her already sharp teeth has resulted in a snaggletooth grin of mismatched teeth that leaves little doubt as to her preference for tough, stringy meat. Like goblin meat. She wears rags and bits of stained cloth—trophies harvested almost at random from her hapless victims, over her equally patchwork leather armor.
She scrambles up the side of the ship, through the rigging until she reaches the middle crowsnest.
"Ah..good new foodssss."
She looks at Scruff
"Those ears will taste great stuffed with eyesballz"
Behind her a huge frogs leaves the cabin, flicking out it's tongue, licking it's lips when it sees you
init:
Mogmurch
Vorka and lord longtongue the frog
Chufft, Poog and Reta
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In his panic at seeing not only Vorka but also the giant frog Mogmurch throws a bomb at the frog, hitting it square on the nose...the resulting explosion how ever also washes over Chuffy
In response the frog takes a step to the other side of the mast and sticks out his tongue at Mogmurch.
But he doesn't manage to hold onto the slippery goblin.
Meanwhile high (15 ft)above you Vorka being casting a spell producing a small ball of flame in the palm of her hand.
init:
You guys
Vorka and lord Longtongue the frog
Chuffy NOT lick fire!
Chuffy tumble to far side of frog.
Chuffy lick frog.
Chuffy ready to stab frog when Chuffy have flank.
Poog points a finger and fires a small bolt of flame at the frog thing
Burning it nicely! Frog burnnnz!
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Chuffy tumbles around the frog making it feel a little bit dizzy and waits to strike until someone can distract the frog for him to sneak in his dogslicer
At the same time Poog points it finger at the frog hitting it in the side of his ribs with a small bolt of fire.
init:
Mogmurch, Reta (Readied Chuffy)
Vorka and lord Longtongue the frog
Poog
With goblin glee, Reta rushes forward to take advantage of the flank offered by Chuffy. "Reta kill frog and eat legs!" Stepping up, she swings her own dogslicer towards the amphibian's torso. Unfortunately, frogs aren't dogs, despite their names sounding the same, and Reta gravely misjudges the attack and smashes her dogslicer into the deck, nearly breaking it in half.
Ha! That's no good.
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With Reta stepping up and distracting the frog Chuffy manages to stab it..even though Reta distracted it by stumbling around next to it..instead of being much a threat.
Mogmurch in the mean time decides to throw a bomb high up in the air and hope it doesn't come back down again..which it doesn't. I hit's Vorka right in the arm as she is clinging to the crows nest (throwing of her aim it seems).
"Soo...you throw with fire do you?..Two can play that game!. We will eats you roasted, with a nice bottle of chianti!"
Vorka throws a ball of flame at Mogmurch
...but manages to miss horribly
At the same time the giant frog tries to take a bite out of Chuffy
...who follows in his mistress footsteps and also misses horribly.
init
You guys
Vorka and Lord Longtongue
Chuffy lick stab wound from round before before trying to make new one with knife.
He howls in anger as his power surges through him. Releasing it to hit both the enemy... and probably the others too!
Chuffy lick power of Zargonel.
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Chuffy tries to stick Lord Longtongue again but the frog is a bit to though for him to hit.
Mogmurch throws his bottle of liquid fire up at Vorka and manages to hit her, spilling flaming oil all over her..she howls with rage!.
Poog sends out disgusting waves of energy..hurting everyone around him.
Both Vorka and the frog scream in terror as the energy washes over them, but amazingly even after the beating both took...they are still standing. And are hopping mad!.
init
Reta
Vorka and Lord Longtongue
You guys again
Growling at the big ugly frog, Reta tries one more time to hit the big stupid thing with her dogslicer. Reta wonder if changing name to frogslicer would help it hit better. Reta try. "Ha! Reta now have Frogslicer! Slice frog good!"
Ugh...Reta no think that hit.
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Reta tries to stick it to the frog...and misses.
Vorka tries to take at least one of you with her while she's sizzling and burning high in the crowsnest.
but she misses...horribly again..it seems that being on fire is a bit..painful and distracting.
The frog tries to bit back Reta
...but it misses.
init
You guys
Vorka and Lord Longtongue
Poog points his green finger and flings a firy ball at the nasty at top!
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Also I'm pretty sure that being on fire is just the being on fire damage and doesn't add your int. mod to damage for the second round when your on fire.
Poog points his finger at Vokra and just barely manages to hit the Canibal
Mogmurch mean while prays that the bottle of alchemical fire doesn't come back to land on his head
Chuffy show lord Longtongue who best at licking by stabbing him.
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Reta stand around trying to figure out if she should try to shoot at Vorka or try to hit the frog.
Vorka yells down from above:"I hope your flesh will be delicious and worth at these trouble you put me through."
Vorka then starts to cast a spell and you see some of her wounds start to close again
At the same time Lord Longtongue stares at Chuffy, licks his lips and tries to bite down on the tasty goblin
but doesn't manage to get a tasty treat.
init
You guys
Vorka and Lord Longtongue
Oi! Oi!
Poog jumps up and down in frustratiion then tries to burn Vorka with his last fire bolt
Chuffy lick and Chuffy bite. Chuffy stab till he get it right.
Snapping back into the moment, Reta continues hacking at the frog with Chuffy.
If hits,
If Chuffy kills the frog, then Reta will pull her bow and fire at Vorka.
If hits,
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Poog fires a bolt of fire at the big headed goblin..but it just barely passes over her head..only putting a slight burn mark on her floppy hat.
Chuffy takes another stab at Lord longtongue, putting the frog down.
Mogmurch throws a bottle of acid at Vorka...but it lands short of it's mark before falling down somewhere on the ship, eating a small hole in the old wood.
Reta pulls out her bow and shoots up at Vorka, but only manages to stick an arrow into the wood of the mast.
Vorka says:"I will scewers you, and roast you slowly over fire and eats your marrow!" as she pulls out a dart and throws it at Reta
init
You guys
Vorka
Chuffy lick dart. Chuffy throw dart.
Chuffy flee in shame.
Poog points his hands at the vile vorka as a flame shoots out of it, burning everything it touches!
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[ooc]Then again, I think you can crit with an bottle of acid (it's a splash _weapon_ after all, so I'll give you [dice=]1d6 extra damage because you rolled a threat. Deal? ;)
Sounds good to me. Like I said, I've never played a alchemist before and have almost no experience with splash weapons, so I'm learning as I go.
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Mogmurch aims his crossbow up at Vorka, releases the trigger and watch the bolt fly through the air....
With a *thud* it slams into the big floppy hat on the BIG headed goblin head piercing the skull that's behind it. Vorka then tumbles head first down from the crowsnest landing with a happy *splut* next to you on the floor. The bottles she had in her hand rolls a short while away from the bodies before it comes to rest against Mogmurchs feet.