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Mogmurch stares at the body of Vorka for some time, slack-jawwed, before finally saying "Yyyeeaaaahhhh! Ahahahahahahahahahaha! I didz it! Mogmurch killed the great cannibal Vorka! Now Mogmurch really goblin hero! Hahahahaha!"
As he laughs and cackles in glee, he runs over to Vorka's corpse and cuts off her head with a knife, and begins to run around the boat with it,still laughing maniacally.
Chuffy lick Vorka!
Since Mogmurch steal Vorka Chuffy lick bottles that Vorka drop instead and look for treasure before filthy Mogface steal it too.
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Besides the bottle that's on the floor now, Vorka also has a big knife , 1 other bottle and of course her big floppy hat.
When inspecting the rest of the boat you walk into the last cabin.
The air in this cabin is thick and close, stinking of swamp and sweat, with a thick, glistening layer of mud on the floor and swaths of oily fungus clinging to the walls. Even more dangling decorations of goblin bone and animal-part fetishes hang from the ceiling on lengths of sinew here, and what appears to be a nest made of rags, sticks, mud, and castoff bits of clothing lies against the westernmost wall. But scattered amid the filth and clutter are several exotic-looking man-made objects—including a tantalizing red chest.
The man-things—objects that once belonged to the crew of Kaijitsu’s Star but were left behind when the crew abandoned ship—are certainly worth something. The majority of these objects are filthy and broken, but 10 minutes or so of sorting and scavenging turns up some interesting finds. All of these items (broken and functional alike) are strangely decorative, depicting colorful serpentine dragons, towering cliffs, delicate humanoid figures, and strange pagodas—not that a goblin would know a pagoda from a tool shed. Even the filthy or broken clutter here could be worth about 600 gp to the right collector, but as they are
mostly made of bamboo, exotic wood, and in some cases paper, they’re probably more fun to burn. Among the more obviously valuable objects are 140 gp, a bejeweled silver and jade lantern built to look like a coiled dragon worth 150 gp, a dozen masterwork shuriken, an ivory and gold fan depicting a gecko walking amid cherry blossoms worth 80 gp (the reverse side of this fan has been used by Vorka to draw a crude map of Brinestump, not unlike the one Scribbleface created, and contains a
secret that the goblins are unlikely to decipher anytime soon), a long hairpin with a red pearl at one end worth 150 gp, a wand of create food and water with only 2 charges left, and an elixir of love in a crystal vial shaped like a heart (the vial itself is worth 50 gp).
The chest itself is heavy and worth 150 gp, and there were obviously once many more fireworks within (Scribbleface managed to steal many of them by sneaking into this room while Vorka was out hunting), but those that remain should be more than enough to satisfy the chief for at least a few days. The fireworks in the chest consist of 14 Desnan candles, 20 paper candles, and seven skyrockets.
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If you return to the village with all the fireworks you can carry (the other goblins will return to get the rest of the loot if you tell them it's safe and where to get it - or you can keep it secret and go back for it yourselves) the Chief throws another big party in your honor
And His Mighty Girthness Chief Rendwattle Gutwad decides the lucky Chuffy get's to marry his daughter—the fearsomely corpulent and ferociously lusty Gupy Wartbits as well as get the title of Overseer of Village Stabbings
Poog is made Boss of Big Fire, Mogmurch is made Head Village Watcher and Reta get's the title of Mistress of the Pig Pit
Chuffy lick Wartbits!
Reta revels in Pig Pit and new title. She best Pig Rider in town! She invent new Pig Ride event called Thunder Pig Ride, where goblins strap firework to pig, light it, and let goblin ride.