PbP GameDay 2: PFS We Be Goblins (Tier 1-2) (Inactive)

Game Master Revvy Bitterleaf

Actually, I think where we are now is just fine
Mogmurch will walk up to the fence and climb to the top so as to gain a better view of the boat. As he peers over the top, he turns back to the group and asks "Fireworks be in there?"

Chuffy lick fence!

Chuffy use big head to look around with eyes while Chuffy tongue lick fence.

Perception: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (10) + 5 = 15

Chuffy lick fence!

Chuffy now have giant splinters in his tongue. Have fun with those!

Chuffy Lickwound! wrote:

Chuffy lick fence!

Chuffy now have giant splinters in his tongue. Have fun with those!

"OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!"

Out of the mist a large four legged nasty looking creature comes around from the other side of the ship. It's a horse!, it sniffs the air and focuses in on your general direction. The horse is a filthy, dark gray stallion which seems to be angry ..at everything.

init.
You guys
Stomp (The nasty looking horse)

Mogmurch screams "Ahh, horse! Kills it! Kills it! Kills it!" as he readies his new toy and fires at it.
Attack(light crossbow): 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (7) + 5 = 12
Forgot to add +1 for being small, so that's a 13.
Damage: 1d6 ⇒ 2

Chuff lick big boom. Chuffy light big boom. Chuffy sad he has to wail till next turn for it to explode.

Reta growls at the sight of the horse. Vile, nasty evil - yet tasty! - thing it is. Running around towards the other side of the entry, Reta pulls out her big (but actually short) bow and fires an arrow at the soon-to-be-meal.

'Shortbow Attack': 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (7) + 5 = 12
If hits, 'Shortbow Damage': 1d4 ⇒ 3

Angry horse die! Poog stick it good! Charge!!!
The goblin slashes into the horse, gutting it good. yes. very good

Charge!: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (14) + 6 = 20
Bane!: 1d4 + 1 + 2d6 ⇒ (2) + 1 + (5, 3) = 11

Mogmurch manages to hit the horse square in the chest with his new crossbow.
Chuffy lights a BIG piece of fireworks and then hugs it.
Reta puts an arrow next to the crossbow bolt that's already in there
And then Poog runs up to the horse and slices of one of it's legs with the horsebane dogslicer and it bleeds out on the muddy ground.

You kill the nasty horse! You be rightious goblin heroes!

Where do you now, what do you goblin heroes want to do next?

And most importantly...what will Chuffy do with his nice smoke trailing piece of fireworks ;)

Mogmurch will take a step back as he watches Chuffy blow himslef up. When he finally stops laughing, he turns to the horse and starts drooling profusely. As his stomach grumbles, he stares at the creature and just says "...Horse meat, mmm..." as he smacks his lips together.

Well I was going to shoot it at the horse...

Chuffy looks around in panic for a moment before firing the big boom at the boat.

Damage: 2d6 ⇒ (6, 1) = 7

KA-BOOM

With a teeth shaking rattle the big BOOM! goes off (and most likely takes some pieces of Chuffy with it while it blows...). After the ringing in your ears stop you take a closer look around;

Since some of you are standing next to it....

A vine-choked gangplank with a mossy handrail descends sharply from the ship’s bow to the muddy ground below. One handrail seems to be encrusted with a large ball of dried mud.

It looks pretty steep and will take a DC 10 climb check to move up the gangplank

Mogmurch looks at the charred remnants that was once Stomp with a look of sorrow on his face. Then, turning on Chuffy in anger, he screams "You big dummy! You's just blew up lunch!"
Knowledge(nature): 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (4) + 6 = 10

Chuffy steals Mogmurch's song.

"Some times where the boom boom blows
Is not my fault—that’s how it goes."

Stumped by hearing his own song, Mogmurch once again tackles Chuffy to the ground in a swirl of fists and kicks.
Basically stalling until we hear from the other two.

Chuffy lick Mogmurch.

Basically stalling until we hear from the other two.

I agree, but if they haven't responded in the next 8 hours or so, please feel free to move forward.

Finally have my PC back. yey!

Poog looks around puzzled
Where to now? where fire boom sticks big fat chief wants?

"Chuffy think fireworks in big boat. Maybe Chuffy lick enough ground so we can sail boat home."

Grumbling about his lost meal and wiping the saliva off of his face, Mogmurch will attempt to climb the gangplank.
Climb: 1d20 - 1 ⇒ (18) - 1 = 17

As Mogmurch climbs up the gangplank a bunch of vines suddenly snap taut dislodging a large piece of the mud hanging above.

DC 15 reflex save for Mogmurch (if he wants to try) to catch the piece of falling mud

Instinct alone has Mogmurch reaching out to catch the large "mudball" as it falls.
Reflex: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (7) + 6 = 13
Unfortunately, it slips between his fingers and explodes right at his feet.
This is gonna suck...

The ball of mud turns out to be wasps nest which breaks as soon at it hits the floor releasing the wasps. They spread out in the area buzzing and stinging everywhere and everyone - which certainly includes some nice tasty goblinsis - they encounter before dispersing into the surrounding swamp.

Everyone make a DC 13 Fortitude save vs poison

Chuffy lick wasp!

Fort: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (2) + 1 = 3

Chuffy regret licking wasp.

"OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

Chuffy learns the hard way that licking wasps (and most likely anything with a stinger) is not such a good idea

Chuffy takes 1 dex damage

The poison is going to run through your system for 3 more rounds or until you save.

Unless someone does something in between, just go ahead and roll (up to) 3 more saves

Poog yells out as he tries to get the wasps off of himself, but to no avail!
FS: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (7) + 3 = 10
FS: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (14) + 3 = 17
Owi owi owi owi! Silly wasps get away from Poog! Owi owi!!

"AAAAGGGGHHHHHH!" shrieks Mogmurch as he runs away from the nest as fast as he can before barreling into Poog.
Fortitude: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (16) + 5 = 21

As the wasps scatter across the area, Reta frowns. Why did Mogmurch summon biting insects? As Reta feels their biting sting, she wails in pain and curses loudly. "Stupid-head Mogmurch! Why Mogmurch summon bees? "

Not sure if drinking fire belching potion would kill wasps? That would be first line of defense, if availalb.e

'Fort Save': 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (1) + 4 = 5
'Fort Save 2': 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (6) + 4 = 10
'Fort Save 3': 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (4) + 4 = 8

Fort2: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (9) + 1 = 10
Fort3: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (18) + 1 = 19

Chuffy continues to whine... "Owwwww" and pout... and cry....

Not sure if drinking fire belching potion would kill wasps? That would be first line of defense, if availalbe

It's not a "normal" swarm, it's a trap sort of thing..you should be able to kill some of the wasps with the fire breathing potion, but not enough to stop them. Although if you'd used it directly while they we're still together in the nest I'd have allowed it to "disable" the trap.

So:
Chuffy down 2 dex (so effective -1 on dex based stuff)
Reta down 3 dex (so effective -1 on dex based stuff)
Poog down 1 dex (no effect..unless he manages to loose more dex later)
Mogmurch is unaffected by the wasps....which seems a bit suspicious ...since it was his doing that summoned the wasp to start with ;)

Since Mogmurch managed to climb aboard the ship he's able to take a look around after he's done laughing at the other 3 goblins getting stung by wasps

The main deck of the shipwreck is cluttered with objects both natural and artificial. Thick swaths of leafy vines grow over the deck, and shiny green patches of algae and moss grow where the vines do not. The central cabin's roof has a wide edge, creating a canopied walkway along the ship's
sides. A flight of steps up to the roof of the ship's main cabin, the entrance to which is blocked by a door decorated by a large number of rodent and bird skulls. A smoking stovepipe chimney extends up from the ship's highest point above.

Two of Vorka’s feral dogs live on this upper deck—one a mangy hound with one blue eye and one brown eye and the other a scruffy mongrel with
a crooked tail. Both are quite feral and half-starved, chained to different masts via 20-foot-long rusty chains. The mangy hound is chained to the central mast on the upper deck, while the scruffy mongrel is chained to the aft mast below.

Poog will take his time and climb carefully up the slippery slope thingy

Since there is no rush right now, I assume all of you take 20 and make it up the gangplank and we can take it from there.(If you want, you could also do something else off course )

If possible, Poog will cast speak to animals and try to reason with dogs

Not what I expected dog hating goblins to do, but I kind of like the idea..so.......

Poog casts a spell and is able to understand what the dogs are barking about

"Eat goblins! Hungry! Goblin bad! Eat goblins! Hungry! Eat goblins! Hungry!"

Just a reminder from the spell description; You can ask questions of and receive answers from animals, but the spell doesn't make them any more friendly than normal.

I know we hate dogs, but fireworkx boom sticks make goblin heroes!Also: Cleric Domain (Animal): Granted Powers: You can speak with and befriend animals with ease

No eating goblins! Goblins get scary boom sticks! Boom sticks not for dogs! If goblins passes, goblins not eating or killing dogs

Diplomacy/HA: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (12) + 1 = 13

Sorry Even though I like the idea a 13 diplomacy or handle animal isn't enough to convince the poorly treated, starving dogs to leave you alone.

Since your trying to be non violent...if you give them enough food to keep them busy they will most likely chew on that instead of you...until they run out of food anyway...

chunks of blowed up vile horse meat? Or assistance from other goblins?

I think a whole horse will be enough to keep both of them busy for the rest of the day ;)

Chuffy lick horse before throwing to dogs.

With the dogs eating voraciously, Mogmurch will approach the decorated door and attempt to open it.

As you pass the eating dogs you look around you and see;

Two rickety wooden platforms—crow’s nests—sit on the masts, ten feet above the ship’s deck below. Each is linked by a pair of thick ropes, and additional ropes hang down from the platform on the stern-most mast to the deck.

It's a DC 15 climb check to get up one of the masts and a DC 10 climb check to move in the rigging from one mast to the other

Mogmurch easily is able to open the door. Looking inside he sees:

This room is a blood-splattered chamber of horror. Dead rodents, snakes, and birds have been variously nailed, tied, and hung around the walls. At the far end of the room, a large cauldron bubbles over an iron stove set against the aft wall, its stovepipe chimney extending up through the ceiling. A bloody burlap sack sits on the floor next to the stove. The center of the room contains a long, rickety table surrounded by chairs that contain several grisly decorations—a whole family of skeletal goblins, their bones bleached white and bound together by reeds and twine.

In the middle of the room is also the meanest dog you have ever seen.It's a hulking, rheumy-eyed, lumbering cur bigger than most goblins. It jumps up, barks like crazy and jump towards you!.

init.
You guys
Cuddles, the big mean dog

Mogmurch gives a cry of surprise as he levels his crossbow and fires before taking a 5 ft. step back.
Attack: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (18) + 6 = 24
Damage: 1d6 ⇒ 4

Chuffy run to far side of dog.

Chuffy lick dog.

Chuffy slice dog.

Dogslicer: 1d20 + 5 - 1 ⇒ (14) + 5 - 1 = 18
Damage: 1d4 - 1 + 1d6 ⇒ (3) - 1 + (5) = 7

Chuffy wait till next turn to lick dog againn.

Mogmurch manages to hit the big mean dog with his crossbow and Chuffy runs past him while he's recovering from seeing you goblins disturb him, sticking him a soft spot hurting him a lot..but it just seems to make him more angry.

init.
Poog&Reta
Cuddles, the big mean dog
You guys again

Damage Cuddles: 11 hp

Reta was still glowering at Mogmurch for his evil summoning of wasps. And she became all the madder when the other goblins gave horse to dogs - and not poison it first! How they be real goblin heroes if not kill dogs?! Seething with anger, Reta was only too happy when the big dog barked and gave them an opportunity to kill it. And eat it.

Rushing in, Reta takes up a position opposite Chuffy. Chuffy make good bait. Reta, in a fit of hatred, swings her dogslicer wantonly towards Cuddles. "Kill dog! Mount dog head on top of ship! RETA HATE DOG!"

'Dogslicer Attack': 1d20 + 3 + 2 + 1 ⇒ (19) + 3 + 2 + 1 = 25
If hits, 'Dogslicer Damage': 1d4 + 1 + 2 ⇒ (4) + 1 + 2 = 7

'Crit Confirm': 1d20 + 3 + 2 + 1 ⇒ (9) + 3 + 2 + 1 = 15
If hits, 'Extra Crit Damage': 1d4 + 1 + 2 ⇒ (1) + 1 + 2 = 4 (to be added to damage above)

Charge!: 1d20 + 2 + 2 ⇒ (10) + 2 + 2 = 14
Slice: 1d4 + 1 ⇒ (2) + 1 = 3
Poog kill and eat mean dog first!

Reta in her hatred for dogs gets a little bit carried away and manages to slice of the mean dogs head with one powerful blow right as Poog charges in and manages to stick his weapon into the corpse (in good goblin fashion most likely claiming the kill is his ;)

If you look around this gruesome place you notice that in the cauldron there are an goblin arm and leg floating around.
And if you keep searching you find out the bloody burlap sack contains the rest of the goblins body, including his uniquely branded face. You all regonize this face as Scribblyface (the goblin you all kicked out of the Licktoad Village for writing words down).

Nothing else is in here.