If I can stay out of the bathroom long enough I really need to go back to bed.
That's where I'm headed.
Have a good right you two. Hope you feel better and can get some decent sleep Karen.
+1 BAB
+1 Will
+1 spell per day
1 new 0 level spell known (Spark)
+1 Bluff/Diplomacy/Spellcraft (human bonus to skill point)
I can get that at 8th.
Those dimension door feats are sounding really appetizing right about now.
I just took another Imodium....I'm hoping I can lay down soon.
Thanks Mark
It's pretty nuts: Full DBZ
Dimensional Agility
Prerequisites: Ability to use the abundant step class feature or cast dimension door.
Benefit: After using abundant step or casting dimension door, you can take any actions you still have remaining on your turn. You also gain a +4 bonus on Concentration checks when casting teleportation spells.
Dimensional Assault
Prerequisites: Ability to use the abundant step class feature or cast dimension door, Dimensional Agility.
Benefit: As a full-round action, you use abundant step or cast dimension door as a special charge. Doing so allows you to teleport up to double your current speed (up to the maximum distance allowed by the spell or ability) and to make the attack normally allowed on a charge.
Dimensional Dervish
You teleport with a mere thought, savaging your opponents as you flash in and out of reality.
Prerequisites: Ability to use the abundant step class feature or cast dimension door, Dimensional Agility, Dimensional Assault, base attack bonus +6.
Benefit: You can take a full-attack action, activating abundant step or casting dimension door as a swift action. If you do, you can teleport up to twice your speed (up to the maximum distance allowed by the spell or ability), dividing this teleportation into increments you use before your first attack, between each attack, and after your last attack. You must teleport at least 5 feet each time you teleport.
Special: A monk can use additional points from his ki pool to increase his speed before determining the total speed for this teleportation.
Dimensional Savant
You flash into and out of reality so quickly it is impossible to tell exactly where you are at any given time.
Prerequisites: Dimensional Agility, Dimensional Assault, Dimensional Dervish, ability to use the abundant step class feature or cast dimension door, base attack bonus +9.
Benefit: While using the Dimensional Dervish feat, you provide flanking from all squares you attack from. Flanking starts from the moment you make an attack until the start of your next turn. You can effectively flank with yourself and with multiple allies when using this feat.
Which is pretty damn spectacular if you ask me.
Deja Vu here.
Yeah but he gets to do it way earlier and has more feats to spare
Ugh....the second Imodium seems to be about as helpful as the first one that I took....as in not at all.
I'm so tired though....I just gotta get some sleep....but I don't think it's gonna be tonight. *Sigh* Maybe I can sleep tomorrow. I'm just not gonna eat or drink anything until this stops.
You need to drink though because the trips to the bathroom are gonna dehydrate you pretty bad. A cup of ice is a good way to keep hydrating without having to rush to the bathroom.
I've only got big ice cubes here though....I don't have little pieces of ice to suck on. I can't...I just can't. I'm completely raw and it's interfering with my sleep. It feels like straight acid and I just can't keep putting stuff in for it to come right back out again....plus I keep burping up something that tastes like nasty rotten eggs. That's been going on since I got home from work.
No...until this literal crap stops, I'm making myself NPO.
I have had hardly any sleep. I'm gonna try to rest some more.
Hope You don't have anything to do today
Nope....which is good considering how often I have to be in the bathroom. I'm just laying in bed, wishing it would go away. I'm just so tired and feel so weak.
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Okay, I'm putting this here in the discussion so that you as players can let me know if this would work for your characters. From my perspective it should work, but I'd like a second, third, fourth and fifth opinion please. So here it is:
Behold on this day __________ in the eighth age of this world a perpetual Compact is made between Cardinal Adrastus Thorn (hereafter the Cardinal) and those who would be his acolytes (hereafter the Chosen). Both the Cardinal and the Chosen shall hold fast and true to this Compact through all trial and tribulation. By blood and soul the Chosen commit to the Compact and swear that it shall never be undone. The Chosen shall know and understand the Four Loyalties.
The First Loyalty is to their patron and god – Mighty Asmodeus, first among the fallen, prince of the nine hells, our father below. They shall do all that can be done to further his worship and his glory. If their patronage is garnered by another, then his Loyalty is to secure their oath to not impede the spread of his worship.
The Second Loyalty is to their Cardinal – He who is called the Cardinal Adrastus Thorn, High Priest of Asmodeus in Talingarde. They shall do the Cardinal no harm and obey his commandments as long as those commandments do not clash with their First Loyalty.
The Third Loyalty is to their companions – The other Chosen who serve alongside them. The Chosen shall deal with each other fairly and honorably as long as doing so does not clash with their first or second loyalties. All treasure, wealth and reward garnered in their exploits will be equally shared with all of the Chosen who aided in its acquisition.
The Fourth Loyalty is to themselves – For Asmodeus is the Lord of Ambition and all who serve him should strive to become great and powerful in his service as long as doing so does not clash with their first, second or third loyalties. By their weakness, ye shall know the unworthy.
The Chosen swear that they cleave to and uphold the Four Loyalties even in the face of death and damnation. The Cardinal swears that as long as the Four Loyalties are upheld, he shall reward the Chosen as they deserve for their deeds. Thus it is written, and thus it shall be. We being of sound mind and free will do so swear and let they who violates this Compact know all the wrath of Hell unending.
Signed,
_____________________________________________
Pretty damn good for someone with no legal aid experience.
Honestly, all I did was change Master to Cardinal, Bound to Chosen, and added that last line in the First Loyalty.
I'm still not entirely sure how well Eri's going to react to it though.
*Shrugs* I'm sure it'll be fine. There's lots of big words so....she'll probably just look over it and as long as she doesn't feel like an object being sold, she'll sign it.
I'm only touchy about such things because my parents sold me when I was a kid to an abusive pig of a man to pay off some gambling debts. I don't even know if she told Ruefo about that yet, I just remember they had sex.
I don't think that's come up yet.
I'll wait for the others opinions before putting it in Gameplay.
Works for me. I've already worked out at least three loopholes in true Asmodean fashion.
Oooo, intriguing. I look forward to how you use them since I didn't really change much.
No problems.
I'm good with it.
Be prepared to sign in blood.
Whatever
Your own blood*
So what?
I only sign in taco sauce.
The Taco Sauce of my enemies!
If you're not careful uncle grandpa I'll sign it with your face. Hehe
Someday we should get around to teaching it common.
Shut up
Please.
No!
Quiet, both of you or else we're eating at Waffle House.
That doesn't sound like a punishment...
Eeewwwww......Nnnoooooo! I do what I want!
It is if your stomach doesn't like greasy food.
Waffle House: Greasy food, sub-zero temperature restaurant and service that is awful unless you're the correct skin color.
Well you do live in Arkanas.
*sigh*
Yup
DAMN IT. I'm tired....
Actually, most people would call it "reverse racism".
... How dare they defile the good name of the majestic waffle! They shall pay with their lives!
We just go to Denny's instead. Or Cracker Barrel.
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Yup
We're being invaded by high level mythic beings run for your lives!
Kill them all!! The dirty bastards!! That's why I makes my own waffles!
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At least Cyna's not here, she could shoot all of us dead in one round.