How deliciously Wicked
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Game Master
Fallen_Mage
Sometimes, it just feels so good to be bad.
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What's not to like?
But I'm not sure it's quite there for the group theme song though.

Female Skinwalker Barbarian 4/Champion 2; HP: 60/65; AC: 17/18 (in beast form), T: 13; FF: 14; Fort: +7, Reflex: +4, Will: +1, Init: +7, Perception: +7
*pouting* why not? It seemed pretty appropriate to me. Like I said, that's mostly Mr Pirate pants song. Lol I just like what it said in general....sons of darkness and all that.
Just look at what it says:
I don't want to hear your stupid song
about the fisherman
who sailed towards his ruin
for the one he loved
Cut that crap!
Welcome to the real world
of sweat and blood and beer
Keep living in your shiny fairytale
I don't want to hear your f&+%ing song
about the sailor's wife
who drowned herself in grief
as well as in the ocean
In your stories we are free
endless skies above an endless spree
But if you ever came with me
I'd show you freedom at the raging sea
We are the sons of the darkness
no, we don't care for deliverance
there's no Fiddler's Green
we have ransacked and murdered
and raped in between
And I tell you now
there is nothing more
than a cold and lonesome grave offshore
We shall be fighting side by side
and we will never hide
If you cross one of us
we strike back with the whole damn crew
Our ships may sink right to the ground
but we will never drown
we will float down below
and stab you in the back, my friend
I don't wear no feathered hat
I have both my eyes
but no wooden leg
the saber is not mine, but I won't regret
to punch you in the face
with my bare fist instead
We are the sons of the darkness...
Navigate me with the light of the stars
don't you let me fall apart
Hoist the sails
they're calling for me
Come hell or high water
the wind and the sea
Whatever you may think of me
what made me be this way
the truth is it's a whole lifetime
of solitude and pain
I lost my home, I lost my love
in sorrow I did roam
well, actually my wife's a whore
she cursed me out of town
We are the sons of darkness
and we won't turn away
We're sailing miles and miles
to prey on your silver and your life
We are the sons of the darkness...
I know it's mostly like a sailors or pirate's song....but it still kinda makes sense to me.
Female Skinwalker Barbarian 4/Champion 2; HP: 60/65; AC: 17/18 (in beast form), T: 13; FF: 14; Fort: +7, Reflex: +4, Will: +1, Init: +7, Perception: +7
We just gotta work on the raping and pillaging part a bit more and then BAM!! It'll fit like a glove no?
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We make our group name Cobra and use the first minute of this.
Female Skinwalker Barbarian 4/Champion 2; HP: 60/65; AC: 17/18 (in beast form), T: 13; FF: 14; Fort: +7, Reflex: +4, Will: +1, Init: +7, Perception: +7
Mostly I'm just really really stuck on this song. I just love it. Like if you fu<k with one of us won't we all tear you apart? I know we're not exactly completely cohesive as a group yet....but I'm sure we'll get there.
Female Skinwalker Barbarian 4/Champion 2; HP: 60/65; AC: 17/18 (in beast form), T: 13; FF: 14; Fort: +7, Reflex: +4, Will: +1, Init: +7, Perception: +7
I'm not really into snakes....Lol
Female Skinwalker Barbarian 4/Champion 2; HP: 60/65; AC: 17/18 (in beast form), T: 13; FF: 14; Fort: +7, Reflex: +4, Will: +1, Init: +7, Perception: +7
*sigh* I give up...I'll just stay offa youtube and let the big boys handle it. Lol
Female Skinwalker Barbarian 4/Champion 2; HP: 60/65; AC: 17/18 (in beast form), T: 13; FF: 14; Fort: +7, Reflex: +4, Will: +1, Init: +7, Perception: +7
♂ | HP: 45/45 | AC: 17 | Acr +7, Ath +2, Nat +3, Per +5, Ste +7, Sur +5|Saves: S2*, D7*, C2, I0, W2, Ch0 | Init +4 | PP: 15 | Spd: 35' | Insp: No | HD: 5/5 | Spell DC: 13 | Spells: (4/4) | Status: Madness (Lvl 2)
Seem like an appropriate place to leave this.
Suicide Squad Trailer.
Female Human Sorceress 4/Archmage 2; HP: 27/27; AC: 15, T: 12; FF: 11; Fort: +3, Reflex: +6, Will: 7, Init: +10, Perception: +0
I love it. It's totally nuts.
Female Skinwalker Barbarian 4/Champion 2; HP: 60/65; AC: 17/18 (in beast form), T: 13; FF: 14; Fort: +7, Reflex: +4, Will: +1, Init: +7, Perception: +7
Sorry....I get distracted easily, but there's enough of us that you guys should be able to deal with one sleeping guard. I just thought I'd check the other door real quick. They're still fresh enough for me to snack on.....even if I prefer my meals to still be breathing....but whatever. I'll take what I can get I guess.
Did I not give the loot list for the guards?
Female Skinwalker Barbarian 4/Champion 2; HP: 60/65; AC: 17/18 (in beast form), T: 13; FF: 14; Fort: +7, Reflex: +4, Will: +1, Init: +7, Perception: +7
I think you did, but it's been so long between posts that I have trouble remembering what we've got, or whom is carrying what items.
Each guard has a key to one of those footlockers.
Female Skinwalker Barbarian 4/Champion 2; HP: 60/65; AC: 17/18 (in beast form), T: 13; FF: 14; Fort: +7, Reflex: +4, Will: +1, Init: +7, Perception: +7
There ya go smartie pants. Just go over their corpses. Honestly what are they teaching you pirates these days? Hehehe
♂ | HP: 45/45 | AC: 17 | Acr +7, Ath +2, Nat +3, Per +5, Ste +7, Sur +5|Saves: S2*, D7*, C2, I0, W2, Ch0 | Init +4 | PP: 15 | Spd: 35' | Insp: No | HD: 5/5 | Spell DC: 13 | Spells: (4/4) | Status: Madness (Lvl 2)
Why I made the Molotovs: "Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."
Female Skinwalker Barbarian 4/Champion 2; HP: 60/65; AC: 17/18 (in beast form), T: 13; FF: 14; Fort: +7, Reflex: +4, Will: +1, Init: +7, Perception: +7
*Nods* I approve of this idea.
Female Skinwalker Barbarian 4/Champion 2; HP: 60/65; AC: 17/18 (in beast form), T: 13; FF: 14; Fort: +7, Reflex: +4, Will: +1, Init: +7, Perception: +7
Uummmm...hello? Are you still even there anymore Nick? If you're too busy for this then just let us know....it's just we haven't seen you around for a while....anywhere.
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Female Skinwalker Barbarian 4/Champion 2; HP: 60/65; AC: 17/18 (in beast form), T: 13; FF: 14; Fort: +7, Reflex: +4, Will: +1, Init: +7, Perception: +7
It's a very special day for Mark and Sivan today. It's their 9th anniversary and I just wanted to wish them a very happy and wonderful Anniversary.
♂ | HP: 45/45 | AC: 17 | Acr +7, Ath +2, Nat +3, Per +5, Ste +7, Sur +5|Saves: S2*, D7*, C2, I0, W2, Ch0 | Init +4 | PP: 15 | Spd: 35' | Insp: No | HD: 5/5 | Spell DC: 13 | Spells: (4/4) | Status: Madness (Lvl 2)
A very special announcement from your friendly neighborhood werewolf.
Female Skinwalker Barbarian 4/Champion 2; HP: 60/65; AC: 17/18 (in beast form), T: 13; FF: 14; Fort: +7, Reflex: +4, Will: +1, Init: +7, Perception: +7
You hush, I can be nice sometimes. I really don't like driving myself around this town though and I hate sitting at the Dr office by myself....but at least Henry's mom didn't drive me.
Female Skinwalker Barbarian 4/Champion 2; HP: 60/65; AC: 17/18 (in beast form), T: 13; FF: 14; Fort: +7, Reflex: +4, Will: +1, Init: +7, Perception: +7
Oh Ravan oh Ravan oh where are you? Lol
Female Human Sorceress 4/Archmage 2; HP: 27/27; AC: 15, T: 12; FF: 11; Fort: +3, Reflex: +6, Will: 7, Init: +10, Perception: +0
Here I am back in the real world after my extended weekend.
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Female Skinwalker Barbarian 4/Champion 2; HP: 60/65; AC: 17/18 (in beast form), T: 13; FF: 14; Fort: +7, Reflex: +4, Will: +1, Init: +7, Perception: +7
Lol....glad you got a break.
Female Skinwalker Barbarian 4/Champion 2; HP: 60/65; AC: 17/18 (in beast form), T: 13; FF: 14; Fort: +7, Reflex: +4, Will: +1, Init: +7, Perception: +7
What is going on here......Lol I thought we were supposed to be bad ass evil people...why are all these "feelings" getting brought up? This is soooo weird.
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Outsider (Phantom) HP: 34/34; AC: 18, Touch: 13, FF: 15; Fort: +2, Ref: +5, Will: +3, Initiative: +2, Perception: +6
Evil people can have romances.
Nope, this is weird...we can stop now.
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Outsider (Phantom) HP: 34/34; AC: 18, Touch: 13, FF: 15; Fort: +2, Ref: +5, Will: +3, Initiative: +2, Perception: +6
Female Skinwalker Barbarian 4/Champion 2; HP: 60/65; AC: 17/18 (in beast form), T: 13; FF: 14; Fort: +7, Reflex: +4, Will: +1, Init: +7, Perception: +7
*puts head in hands while shaking it back and forth* Oh...my...gosh...at least my alter ego doesn't talk to me. Lol
Outsider (Phantom) HP: 34/34; AC: 18, Touch: 13, FF: 15; Fort: +2, Ref: +5, Will: +3, Initiative: +2, Perception: +6
I'm just being helpful and moving along what would naturally occur.
Female Skinwalker Barbarian 4/Champion 2; HP: 60/65; AC: 17/18 (in beast form), T: 13; FF: 14; Fort: +7, Reflex: +4, Will: +1, Init: +7, Perception: +7
Female Skinwalker Barbarian 4/Champion 2; HP: 60/65; AC: 17/18 (in beast form), T: 13; FF: 14; Fort: +7, Reflex: +4, Will: +1, Init: +7, Perception: +7
Or you've been dead for so long you just need a little excitement even if it's through someone else.
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Outsider (Phantom) HP: 34/34; AC: 18, Touch: 13, FF: 15; Fort: +2, Ref: +5, Will: +3, Initiative: +2, Perception: +6
Female Skinwalker Barbarian 4/Champion 2; HP: 60/65; AC: 17/18 (in beast form), T: 13; FF: 14; Fort: +7, Reflex: +4, Will: +1, Init: +7, Perception: +7
I KNEW IT!! You are such a perv....
Female Skinwalker Barbarian 4/Champion 2; HP: 60/65; AC: 17/18 (in beast form), T: 13; FF: 14; Fort: +7, Reflex: +4, Will: +1, Init: +7, Perception: +7
Sooooo....Cyrus....are you actually staying there to watch Ravan do...whatever it is she does...or are you coming back outside? I'm not asking this for any particular reason....
Female Skinwalker Barbarian 4/Champion 2; HP: 60/65; AC: 17/18 (in beast form), T: 13; FF: 14; Fort: +7, Reflex: +4, Will: +1, Init: +7, Perception: +7
Now I have a bowl of popcorn. Lol
Female Human Sorceress 4/Archmage 2; HP: 27/27; AC: 15, T: 12; FF: 11; Fort: +3, Reflex: +6, Will: 7, Init: +10, Perception: +0
Evil people tend to be passionate about things.
Edit: wow! I wasn't kidding I guess :P That ought to tide Caliban over.
Female Skinwalker Barbarian 4/Champion 2; HP: 60/65; AC: 17/18 (in beast form), T: 13; FF: 14; Fort: +7, Reflex: +4, Will: +1, Init: +7, Perception: +7
Lol....yeah...wasn't really looking for that to happen...it just sort of...slipped in there. When you have someone that doesn't even realize how starved for affection they are until someone actually shows that they care about them....on top of teenage hormones...I guess it really doesn't take long. They've barely known each other for a day though...but Henry and I only knew each other for three weeks sooo..fairs fair.
Female Human Sorceress 4/Archmage 2; HP: 27/27; AC: 15, T: 12; FF: 11; Fort: +3, Reflex: +6, Will: 7, Init: +10, Perception: +0
Heh, it's perfect. Between being affection starved and being in a dangerous situation and having to count on each other, it's very much a charged scenario, especially at their ages.
Nothing like a little danger to get your blood plumping.
Female Human Sorceress 4/Archmage 2; HP: 27/27; AC: 15, T: 12; FF: 11; Fort: +3, Reflex: +6, Will: 7, Init: +10, Perception: +0
Heh, it's perfect. Between being affection starved and being in a dangerous situation and having to count on each other, it's very much a charged scenario, especially at their ages.
Nothing like a little danger to get your blood plumping.
Female Human Sorceress 4/Archmage 2; HP: 27/27; AC: 15, T: 12; FF: 11; Fort: +3, Reflex: +6, Will: 7, Init: +10, Perception: +0
"You might want to brace yourself against something." Best line ever!
Female Skinwalker Barbarian 4/Champion 2; HP: 60/65; AC: 17/18 (in beast form), T: 13; FF: 14; Fort: +7, Reflex: +4, Will: +1, Init: +7, Perception: +7
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Female Human Sorceress 4/Archmage 2; HP: 27/27; AC: 15, T: 12; FF: 11; Fort: +3, Reflex: +6, Will: 7, Init: +10, Perception: +0
What I love is this is only going to make them both a thousand times for brutal in a fight. Lay a hand on either of them and you're going to die quite painfully.
I'm going to have to re-read that in the morning, when I'm not fogged out tired.
Female Skinwalker Barbarian 4/Champion 2; HP: 60/65; AC: 17/18 (in beast form), T: 13; FF: 14; Fort: +7, Reflex: +4, Will: +1, Init: +7, Perception: +7
Awe...okay, you get some rest. Yeah...it just sort of happened. If the pregnancy stands....once they find out...yeah, killer combo right there.
Female Skinwalker Barbarian 4/Champion 2; HP: 60/65; AC: 17/18 (in beast form), T: 13; FF: 14; Fort: +7, Reflex: +4, Will: +1, Init: +7, Perception: +7
Sorry GMSCV....it just sort of happened. Weren't looking for it...but there it is.
Female Skinwalker Barbarian 4/Champion 2; HP: 60/65; AC: 17/18 (in beast form), T: 13; FF: 14; Fort: +7, Reflex: +4, Will: +1, Init: +7, Perception: +7
Alright...that's it, we're wiped out now. We still have to be up at 5:30 in the morning so we really gotta go to bed now too. Hope everyone has a good night and Mark...be careful going home.
Female Human Sorceress 4/Archmage 2; HP: 27/27; AC: 15, T: 12; FF: 11; Fort: +3, Reflex: +6, Will: 7, Init: +10, Perception: +0
Have a good night, will do.
Female Skinwalker Barbarian 4/Champion 2; HP: 60/65; AC: 17/18 (in beast form), T: 13; FF: 14; Fort: +7, Reflex: +4, Will: +1, Init: +7, Perception: +7
Ooookay.....now we got to actually go to sleep and my eye is oozing.
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Female Skinwalker Barbarian 4/Champion 2; HP: 60/65; AC: 17/18 (in beast form), T: 13; FF: 14; Fort: +7, Reflex: +4, Will: +1, Init: +7, Perception: +7
I was 're reading it myself and I still can't believe it really happened. I think I'm still a little bit shocked by it.
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