Heathy's Isle of Dread Thread

Game Master Heathansson


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I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

Rest of the group's attack!!! You guys won initiative.


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)

No move. I'm using my Staff of fire to cast Fireball at the N-O 70-71 intersection, hitting Muddy, Slimy and Gutsy. Damage 10d6=38 fire, Reflex 23 for half damage.

Claw does nothing.


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Right on.

for saying sake, it just misses the front of the paper walled villager house;.....

Gutsy is now a crackling mass of pork cracklins, though it still flies; NS

Muddy is able to duck down and take half; he looks somewhat dried out and cracked, and he burbles his dissatisfaction with events.
S

The slimy thing sizzles and boils from the heat of the blast.
NS

(also need an overcome spell resistance roll from Altai)


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random blatherings....anybody can read.....

Spoiler:
One Sunda morn young Lambton went
A-fishing in the Wear;
An' catched a fish upon he's heuk (=caught) (=his hook)
He thowt leuk't vary queer. (=thought looked very strange)
But whatt'n a kind ov fish it was (=what kind of)
Young Lambton cudden't tell-
He waddn't fash te carry'd hyem, (=could not be bothered to carry it home)
So he hoyed it doon a well (=threw it down)


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)
dungeonmaster heathy wrote:

I got them in ghij 62-65; correct position if you want.

Just took a look. I meant to have Buzz1 in GHIJ 61-64 carrying Mucky and Buzz2 in RSTU 61-64 carrying Fishy. However, as they'll start climbing next turn, relative positioning isn't that important.

They'll give the grapplees a few bites along the way, though. Falling damage caps at 20d6, right?


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)

SR check versus Slimy 10+14=24.


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Yep; just looked it up. 20d6.


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Right on; those three in the fireball....none of them have SR anyway; I was tripping.

Last time I run 5 different types of monsters at once. j/k


Advanced flesh golem shield guardian

From now on it's all kobolds, all the time! Seriously, I have no idea what any of these things are, which is pretty cool.


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heh....I haven't done you guys a single kobold I don't think.....
they're all straightup from bestiaries/mm5, except the catfish is a reskin from an AP


Female Elven Kensai 17; 122/122 hp; Effects: Haste, Inspire Courage +4, Mass Fly, Mirror Image (7)

To herself, "Hmm, with all this magic flashing around, I think rushing in might not be in my best interests yet."

She remains where she is, sheathing the katana and drawing her bow.

Note: She can draw her katana as part of an AoO, so if one of the critters approaches her and provokes, she will drop her bow - it looks like it's happened before - draw and slash.

No move.


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The blade.....a katana, the most amazing not only sword but.....tool ever made by humankind, or elf or dwarf for that matter, thunks into its sheath as the bow comes out....

not making fun of you; more myself really


M Half-Orc Ranger

Dok apparently had the same thought as Emrael as all the magic starts flying around. Sheathing his falchion, he draws his bow while reaching for an arrow.


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right on.

Falchions are cool too, but they're not katanas. ;)


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Beldan, Pip, and Elgan up to bat.


M Half-Orc Ranger
dungeonmaster heathy wrote:
Falchions are cool too, but they're not katanas. ;)

Too true. The way the katana was/is created is just amazing. About the coolest weapon I've ever seen. They're deadly works of art.


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Yeah; I saw this Musashi documentary on Youtube; it showed a katana getting quenched. It made this light saber sound then went from a straight blade to curved. Flippin' sweeet.


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huzzah!


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called in to work;
that'll take me out of circulation for the next......8 hours probably.
Just so nobody's waiting for a response from me in vain.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

huzzah!!!!!!


Male Human Rogue 14

“I love it when Altai starts this sh*t,” murmurs Beldan. He sneaks out to R78 (fast stealth), sheaths his sword and draws his crossbow.


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MAP of the village

Beldan's able to get there.

Elgan; Pip are up.


Male Wild Elf Druid 16 (Shifter version, PHBII)
Beldan Vale wrote:
“I love it when Altai starts this sh*t,” murmurs Beldan. He sneaks out to R78 (fast stealth), sheaths his sword and draws his crossbow.

"Meh. Yeh. Iz alri' ah guesses." Elgan offers casually as he chants his own subtle spell.

A dark thunderhead springs up suddenly, and a bright-@$$ bolt of lightning flashes downwards.

"If'n yeh lahk dat surt uf t'ing." He adds straight faced as the roll of thunder follows the blast.

SPell is Call lightning storm, a higher lvl version of Elgan's old favorite. Lightning blast to the one NOT being carried, 5d6 dmg.

5d6 ⇒ (1, 3, 5, 4, 2) = 15


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Right on; there's three not being carried: a slimy ooze of black water, a muddy humanoid, and a bag of flying intestines.


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if you've looked at my map in the last while, it got scrambled; maybe the Namazu made an earthquake;.....it's fixed now though.


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Elgan to pick a target, and Pip's turn.


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asta manana.


Male Wild Elf Druid 16 (Shifter version, PHBII)

The bag of flying intestines is REEEEELY bothering Elgan. He directs the lightning blast towards it as he mutters his favorite old mantra,..

"Dat Jes' Ain't Right!"


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The guts sizzle and pop, cooking a little bit.

Somebody wanna go for Pip?


Bard 8/ Troubadour of Stars 9 Epic Shredder

I got it ..sorry

Pip limbers up his bow and gets to work. His floating, singing sword keeps up the melody as he sends shafts downrange.

1d20 + 23 ⇒ (19) + 23 = 421d20 + 23 ⇒ (15) + 23 = 381d20 + 21 ⇒ (7) + 21 = 281d20 + 18 ⇒ (18) + 18 = 361d8 + 14 ⇒ (7) + 14 = 211d8 + 14 ⇒ (7) + 14 = 211d8 + 14 ⇒ (5) + 14 = 191d8 + 14 ⇒ (5) + 14 = 19

If first shot hits, another arrow strikes doing 1d8 + 14 ⇒ (7) + 14 = 21 extra.

101 damage if all hit

I guess towards the gut-flumph?


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right on man; I jsut figured you was busy or on iphone.


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Pip sends all four arrows home; the gut flumph is still fighting on.


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Their turn.

this may take a while.


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The cat fish merely flows out of the dragonfly's grip, and drifts 60 feet toward the party, flying through the air.
It spits out another gut flumph, and

then it sprays Emrael with a blast of water.

9d6 ⇒ (2, 3, 5, 5, 3, 2, 3, 1, 3) = 27 bludgeon damage; d.c. 25 reflex for half. If she fails, she's pushed off the bridge into the river at R83.

The scummy humanoid carried by dragonfly 2 tries to break grapple and fails; dragonfly can munch him with an aoo.

the original gut flumph closes on doc and elgan.
flies right past Beldan.

the mud noid strides up next to Beldan en route across the bridge; not seeing the sneaksy rogue.

And the oozing slime slides into the water, under the bridge, looking for Emrael there......group's attack!!!


M Half-Orc Ranger

I feel like a noob asking this question, but I can't remember... Am I able to use Many Shot and Rapid Shot at the same time?


Female Elven Kensai 17; 122/122 hp; Effects: Haste, Inspire Courage +4, Mass Fly, Mirror Image (7)
Dok wrote:
I feel like a noob asking this question, but I can't remember... Am I able to use Many Shot and Rapid Shot at the same time?

Yes. Roll the attack like normal for Rapid Shot, but the first attack consumes two arrows and deals damage accordingly. Precision-based damage bonus only applies once, but Strength damage bonuses and a ranger's favored enemy bonus would apply to each arrow.


Female Elven Kensai 17; 122/122 hp; Effects: Haste, Inspire Courage +4, Mass Fly, Mirror Image (7)

Reflex save 1d20 + 13 ⇒ (10) + 13 = 23

Oh, so close!

The elven kensai is blasted from the bridge by the powerful spray. How deep is the water? If I can stand, how is my speed affected by the current?


M Half-Orc Ranger

Dok takes aim at the catfish and lets 'em go...

First arrow flies: 1d20 + 20 ⇒ (18) + 20 = 38
Damage: 1d8 + 4 ⇒ (2) + 4 = 6
Additional damage if that hits: 1d8 + 4 ⇒ (4) + 4 = 8

Second arrow sails in: 1d20 + 15 ⇒ (11) + 15 = 26
Damage: 1d8 + 4 ⇒ (8) + 4 = 12

Third arrow loosed: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (15) + 10 = 25
Damage: 1d8 + 4 ⇒ (2) + 4 = 6

Fourth arrow streaks forth: 1d20 + 20 ⇒ (9) + 20 = 29
Damage: 1d8 + 4 ⇒ (5) + 4 = 9


Female Elven Kensai 17; 122/122 hp; Effects: Haste, Inspire Courage +4, Mass Fly, Mirror Image (7)

*groan* I just realized that the haste effect gave me another +1 to my reflex save. Missed it by that much!


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!
Emrael Bladewalker wrote:

Reflex save 1d20 + 13

Oh, so close!

The elven kensai is blasted from the bridge by the powerful spray. How deep is the water? If I can stand, how is my speed affected by the current?

It's about 4 feet deep; about half speed I reckon. Current's not too bad.


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Dok wrote:

Dok takes aim at the catfish and lets 'em go...

First arrow flies: 1d20+20
Damage: 1d8+4
Additional damage if that hits: 1d8+4

Second arrow sails in: 1d20+15
Damage: 1d8+4

Third arrow loosed: 1d20+10
Damage: 1d8+4

Fourth arrow streaks forth: 1d20+20
Damage: 1d8+4

The first arrow hits and doesn't seem to do too much to the thing.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

Beldan, Emrael, Elgan, Pip, and Altai are up to bat; (in whatever order you all so choose),


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Male Human Rogue 14

Beldan creeps-five foot steps back from the mudnoid to R77, and lets fly with his crossbow, rapid re-loading like a pimped up Inevitable.

Haste, inspire, deadly aim and point blank shot all factored in to the attacks with the shocking burst crossbow:
#1: 1d20 + 22 ⇒ (13) + 22 = 35 Damage: 1d8 + 11 ⇒ (6) + 11 = 17 plus 1d6 ⇒ 3 electrical, plus 7d6 ⇒ (1, 3, 1, 2, 2, 4, 4) = 17 sneak damage.
#2: 1d20 + 22 ⇒ (6) + 22 = 28 Damage: 1d8 + 11 ⇒ (4) + 11 = 15 plus 1d6 ⇒ 4 electrical, plus 7d6 ⇒ (5, 3, 5, 1, 4, 2, 2) = 22 sneak damage.
#3: 1d20 + 18 ⇒ (12) + 18 = 30 Damage: 1d8 + 11 ⇒ (8) + 11 = 19 plus 1d6 ⇒ 2 electrical, plus 7d6 ⇒ (2, 5, 4, 4, 6, 3, 2) = 26 sneak damage.
First successful sneak attack also does 7 bleed, plus 2 strength damage.

So 132 damage if they all hit and it doesn’t have any resistances or immunities.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

Beldan hits the slow lumbering thing all three times; the bolts go totally into the muddy bastard, and no blood comes out of the wounds whatsoever. It's still up.


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rapid reloading like a pimped up inevitable....heh heh.


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huzzah!!!


Male Human Rogue 14

"Ah ... oops."


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*goik*


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see you guys tomorrow; I gotsta crash.


Female Elven Kensai 17; 122/122 hp; Effects: Haste, Inspire Courage +4, Mass Fly, Mirror Image (7)

I was thinking of her walking, but I failed to ask if she's even standing. Is she prone or underwater after the fall from the bridge?

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