Heathy's Isle of Dread Thread

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You guys've got a tapir by the tail....


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The tapir woman shrieks from her cell. A long string of Vudran curses, made even more indecipherable by the baffling caused by her iron tomb.

looks like Beldan; Gittik; Elgan and Oso can do something iffin they want.


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dungeonmaster heathy wrote:

The drow's alive, but he's incoherent.

The right half of his face is drooping. You attain the shore, no problem.
You turn around, and the drow is wearing a dwarven wedding dress of pink silk chased with hundreds of pearls.

Still incoherent.

Stig makes the shore. He hears crickets chirping; there is a disconcerting music to their symphony. They play music, these crickets, violinning on their legs; it is not just animal sounds.

Visions of a dusky brown man, head wrapped in cloth in a cave before a fire fueled by pungent camel dung; scrawling a book in thick lugubrious ink on camelhide.....tittering, and leaning from side to side, and saying, "Lala.....Lala....." as if begging for help.


M Halfling Barbarian 10

I'm not too sure what exactly to do, so I'll wait for Beetle Boy to say something.


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Right on.


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)

"OK. Now... Gittik opens the coffin and then Beldan stabs her on three. One... Two... THREE!!"

I'll burn it with my fire wand as well as the iron maiden opens. Attack roll 11+8=touch AC 19, damage 7 fire, SR check 2+10=12, so no...


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Nothing doing. She takes the shot of Altai's battlewand in stride.
Beldan's got the goods on her enough that she's considered flanked though.


M Halfling Barbarian 10

"OK, me no use stabby weapon, so maybe me just RAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!"

<rage on, jumps in the iron maiden with her and attempts to grapple>

1d20 + 15 ⇒ (13) + 15 = 28

This provokes an AoO. I'll try and pin her, which means that she loses her DEX bonus to AC. Also, if she is grappled, she cannot carry out an action that requires both hands.


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The tapirwoman gouges and misses with her kukri....
Gittik, however, is not capable of grappling the larger creature.


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Beldan; Elgan; Oso left.


Male Human Rogue 14

If he can get in a good thrust past Gittik’s raging form, Beldan will move up and attack the six breasted freak.

holy keen rapier attack: 18 + 14 + 2 (bardic) + 2 (flanking) = 36
Crit confirm: 10 + 18 = 28
Base Damage: 6 + 3 = 9
Crit damage: 4 + 3 = 7
Sneak damage: 17 (33 total if crit and sneak attack apply)


dungeonmaster heathy wrote:

The drow's alive, but he's incoherent.

The right half of his face is drooping. You attain the shore, no problem.
You turn around, and the drow is wearing a dwarven wedding dress of pink silk chased with hundreds of pearls.

Still incoherent.

"Whoa."

What does the shore area look like?


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Stigwold Mæch'Hæmmær wrote:
dungeonmaster heathy wrote:

The drow's alive, but he's incoherent.

The right half of his face is drooping. You attain the shore, no problem.
You turn around, and the drow is wearing a dwarven wedding dress of pink silk chased with hundreds of pearls.

Still incoherent.

"Whoa."

What does the shore area look like?

It's about 20 by 20 feet of sandy beach; bordering a longish lagoon that heads north to the sea cave entrance that was walled in by fog, and south towards ???. At the southwest wall, there's the hallway you and the drow initially came in. The lagoon is walled in, generally 30 or so feet wide.


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Beldan Vale wrote:

If he can get in a good thrust past Gittik’s raging form, Beldan will move up and attack the six breasted freak.

holy keen rapier attack: 18 + 14 + 2 (bardic) + 2 (flanking) = 36
Crit confirm: 10 + 18 = 28
Base Damage: 6 + 3 = 9
Crit damage: 4 + 3 = 7
Sneak damage: 17 (33 total if crit and sneak attack apply)

Beldan thrusts past the grappling hobbit; from the left of the rakshasa, he's able to give her one in the spleen and over into the liver. Copious blood running on the floor of the iron maiden, spraying the walls.

She stands...

Elgan's up.


Barbarian (berserker) 3; Init +1; AC18; Hp 36/41; Saves Str +5, Con +7; Passive Perception 9

Oso calls on Kelanen to give him a magical sword, not a bastard but a rapier and then he casts spiritual weapon.

When the magical blade appears Oso points at the creature over Beldan's head.

To overcome the SR 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (15) + 9 = 24, First attack 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (10) + 9 = 19, damage 1d8 + 3 ⇒ (3) + 3 = 6, secondary attack 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (7) + 4 = 11, damage 1d8 + 3 ⇒ (4) + 3 = 7


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Oso Legumbe wrote:

Oso calls on Kelanen to give him a magical sword, not a bastard but a rapier and then he casts spiritual weapon.

When the magical blade appears Oso points at the creature over Beldan's head.

To overcome the SR 1d20+9

Aww, futz.....the spell doesn't work. The holy rapier fizzes out...


Barbarian (berserker) 3; Init +1; AC18; Hp 36/41; Saves Str +5, Con +7; Passive Perception 9

Boooo! I am running out of useful ideas on this one. Never liked Iron Maiden anyway.


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Do you have an actual rapier in your hand though? Or is it just the spiritual weapon that is one?
Just trying to make sure; I didn't know this was gonna be real tough....you guys are pretty tough...


Barbarian (berserker) 3; Init +1; AC18; Hp 36/41; Saves Str +5, Con +7; Passive Perception 9

Nope, its the spell and it does fizzle if the SR is greater than 24. Never fought one before so this is fun.


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cool. I vacillated a bit, but I figured the p.c.'s would "find a way" but yeah; this is pretty ruff. JJ in the AP adventure said this about rak's...they're either really tuff, or everybody has good rapiers so they've a big glass jaw. The bard has wupped her from casting though, and the rogue's stabbing her ass up, so they got to shine out....Altai messed her up pretty good too.


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out and about for the afternoon; Elgan's up...


dungeonmaster heathy wrote:


It's about 20 by 20 feet of sandy beach; bordering a longish lagoon that heads north to the sea cave entrance that was walled in by fog, and south towards ???. At the southwest wall, there's the hallway you and the drow initially came in. The lagoon is walled in, generally 30 or so feet wide.

Go south.


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Stiggy has to row; the drow is no longer coherent. He's pretty much comatose. He rows on, and the lagoon goes on and on through a long wide hallway of cavernway. He rows for a goodly half an hour.
Up ahead, finally, the cavern opens up into a wide underwater lake. There's an islet in the middle; he can hear a fluting music coming from a single solitary form on the islet.
Dancing green embers like great fireflies light the promontory in the middle of the lagoon. It's about 250 feet across the lagoon to the islet.


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somebody want to go for Elgan; it's up to you guys.

Grand Lodge

Male Human Expert 5

Elgan prepares an action to rip the face off anyone or anything that opens the door. BTW, shouldn't Beldan have had a full attack sequence, plus an extra attack from Haste? After all, he did spend last turn moving up to the iron maiden.


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Oh yeah.....Beldan's still up.


Male Wild Elf Druid 16 (Shifter version, PHBII)

Elgan (Elf) still carries a magic rapier, but I don't think he's actually USED it in combat yet! ;P PLus, it's getting pretty crowded over there, so I doubt that he could get in to take a shot. So he'll stand and guard the clicky-bug-sound door.

Elganbear shuffles back and forth slightly with anxiety and frustration. He obviously wants to help, but can't see a way to squeeze in to help. PLus teh noises from the door are making him nervous, and he doesn't want to leave his post and see his friends swarmed by a horde of killer insects.

HE settles for making boxing motions in the air with his huge paws, encouraging his teammates to victory!

Imagine a Dire bear, standing upright, making 'Rocky Balboa' motions,... yeah, that's me right now! ;)


Male Human Rogue 14

I’d love a full attack (and had forgotten we were hasted) , but technically I’m not sure I can. I was in D2, I figure if she’s still in the iron maiden I’d need to be in B2 to attack her, which is more than a 5 ft step. I suppose I could attack her from C2, but Oso is there I think. At any rate, Beldan moved from D2 to B2 (the long way around just in case), so he only gets one attack.


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)

In that case, it's a new turn.


M Halfling Barbarian 10

"YOU LIE DOWN, PIGGY B&~%~!"

Another grapple attempt, 1d20 + 15 ⇒ (2) + 15 = 17.


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Checking....
The iron maiden is at b1.
gittik is at a2, oso at b2, and bel moved d2 to c2, so he can unleash a full attack.
Altai's at c3 on the altar, pip's at b3 right behind oso, and elgan's at ef 3-4, covering the door at f2.

So beldan gets the remainder of his full attack.

Then it's.....the rakshasa, and then a new round; during which Gittik can try to grapple the rakshasa...


Male Human Rogue 14

Rightio, I won’t argue further then!
Attack 2: 1d20 + 14 ⇒ (17) + 14 = 31 Damage: 6d6 + 3 ⇒ (5, 6, 1, 3, 2, 2) + 3 = 22
Attack 3 (haste): 1d20 + 19 ⇒ (5) + 19 = 24 Damage: 6d6 + 3 ⇒ (3, 2, 1, 1, 4, 3) + 3 = 17

Beldan stabs twice more in close succession.

Crit confirm on attack 2: 1d20 + 14 ⇒ (15) + 14 = 29 Damage: 6d6 + 3 ⇒ (6, 5, 3, 3, 3, 5) + 3 = 28


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One question; did Oso make the rapier good?


Male Human Rogue 14
dungeonmaster heathy wrote:
One question; did Oso make the rapier good?

That was the plan!


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She's dead.


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At that point, the door at f2 busts in.
Two short green men rush in to e2 and f2, clicking their woodpecker sounds with their tongues at high speed.

Elgan gets an aoo on one of them, they stab him with glowing knives that seem to be extruded from their hands. One hits; Elgan takes 6 h.p. in damage.

There is also a "bamf" sound, and a repugnant stench of brimstone as a cloud of gouty smoke appears above.

15 feet up in the air, at c4, is a mindflayer in black leather wizard's cyberpunk zootsuit. He drops two more of the little green men, at d3 and b4;
one stabs at Altai with the glowing knife, stabbing the mage for 6 h.p.
The other stabs Pip, for 3 h.p.
Both Altai and Pip also get an aoo against their respective attacker, as it jumps to attack them.

NEW ROUND!!!
Gittik doesn't have to grapple the dead rakshasa if he doesn't want to.


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Oh, and group's attack....duuh.....


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)
dungeonmaster heathy wrote:
... a mindflayer in black leather wizard's cyberpunk zootsuit...

Yesssss! This is why I play this game. No AoO from me, as I only hold a wand.

"Gack! What in the Nine Hells?" Altai jumps off the altar and zaps the flying illithid with burning acid. "Dibs on the 'flayer's overcoat!"

5' step to C2 before dropping a Melf's acid arrow on Mr. Tentacles. Concentration check 9+21=30, which is more than enough to avoid an AoO from the green guy in D3. Attack roll 14+8=touch AC 22, damage 7 acid. Additionally, as it is continuous damage, the flayer needs to make concentration checks to cast spells, use psionic abilities etc.

Also, who are the little green dudes? Knowledge (nature) 11+14=25.


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vegepygmies. Spawned from fallen humanoids by a wicked mold.
Long ago, a giant steel egg fell from the sky, an egg which brought.....things not of this world. It brought, amongst other things, the plague of the underdark known as the vegepygmies.

I was just thinking you'd dig the overcoat.

The arrow strikes home on the illithid in the air above you;

oh....the square c2 is occupied by Beldan; d2, c4, and d4 are open.


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)

Crap - I had Beldan in C1 for some reason. Put me in D4 then.

And, yeah, that coat will go well with my nightvision goggles. ;P And vegepygmy soulknifes? Nice.


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right on...


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Altai Iscarni wrote:


And, yeah, that coat will go well with my nightvision goggles. ;P And vegepygmy soulknifes? Nice.

Kinda proud of that bit there...


Male Human Rogue 14

Vegepygmies! Mind Flayers in black jumpsuits! Old school man.


Male Human Rogue 14

“Ha! Got her … What? Oh, crap …”

Beldan pulls his rapier free from his furry foe and moves to flank one of the little green guys with Elgan-bear. Stab, stab, stab goes his rapier.

5 ft step to D1, flank vegepygmy in E2 with Elgan.
Attack 1: 1d20 + 19 ⇒ (6) + 19 = 25 Damage: 6d6 + 3 ⇒ (2, 6, 1, 6, 3, 3) + 3 = 24
Attack 2: 1d20 + 19 ⇒ (8) + 19 = 27 Damage: 6d6 + 3 ⇒ (4, 1, 6, 5, 3, 4) + 3 = 26
Attack 3: 1d20 + 14 ⇒ (11) + 14 = 25 Damage: 6d6 + 3 ⇒ (6, 5, 6, 6, 6, 5) + 3 = 37


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The vegepygmy falls, stabbed three times in the head and upper chest by the rogue.
it took all three attacks to do the vegepygmy in......


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Gittik, Oso, Elgan, and Pip are up to bat.


Male Wild Elf Druid 16 (Shifter version, PHBII)

Wow. Leather-coat bondage flayer-casters. I Luv this game! ;) Lost without map (I stink at self-mapping) BUT,... AoO Bite on first to draw near,... (And I have REACH)

1d20 + 12 ⇒ (17) + 12 = 291d8 + 10 ⇒ (7) + 10 = 17

Now, full attack on the nearest one, (And I get an AoO on the other as it draws near to me, as I have reach) Bite, Claw, Claw, Hasted Bite; :)

1d20 + 12 ⇒ (13) + 12 = 251d8 + 10 ⇒ (7) + 10 = 171d20 + 8 ⇒ (9) + 8 = 171d6 + 10 ⇒ (4) + 10 = 141d20 + 8 ⇒ (18) + 8 = 261d6 + 10 ⇒ (5) + 10 = 151d20 + 12 ⇒ (6) + 12 = 181d8 + 10 ⇒ (2) + 10 = 12

AND the AoO,...

1d20 + 12 ⇒ (6) + 12 = 181d8 + 10 ⇒ (2) + 10 = 12

Elgan bear, taken aback at the sudden swift movements of the intruders, takes a scratch from the strange glowing blade which makes him howl in surprise more than pain. His eyes narrow, and turn red. Then he roars and wades into the animated vegetables with wild abandon that would make Gittik proud!


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)

Just a reminder to Oso and Gittik that we have Haste going.


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They move so fast. Faster than rats, flashing out of the way. The hasted bear, though, moves pretty damn quick too, managing to land three blows to his opponent; the vegepygmy stands, though oozing blood or whatever passes for blood in these notmen, aye, blood or ichor, the color of split pea soup.

Gittik; Oso; and Pip are up to bat.

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