GM Roycilo's D&D Tropes and Clichés Game

Game Master Roycilo

Reflex Save: 1d20 ⇒ 1

Well, he failed.

The orcs stand up, knowing they've been discovered.

Meg's vast intelligence allows her to quickly calculate the exact spot the orc will be, and shoots a Web Bolt. The Web Bolt hits the orc square in his face, and quickly expands to cover his body. He is entangled.

Very entangled.

I'm going to give him a small penalty to escaping the spell due to his natural one!

Sunny looks at the now standing Orcs and waves at them, her usual cheery smile abeam. (^_^)

Diplomacy:1d20 + 3 ⇒ (18) + 3 = 21

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Round One
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The entangled orc struggles against Meg's spell, and with a bit of effort, tears the webbing apart in a show of brute strength. As the orc becomes visible, it is obvious he is furious, and looks Meg square in the eye.

Orc CMB Check to Escape: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (20) + 4 = 24

The other orc, understanding that their cover is blown, stands up, and runs around the cart. He gets around the edge of the cart, and has a large, wicked-looking axe in his hand.

He is now about 20 feet from the party. The other orc is still 40 feet away. Your turn folks!

Acrobatics:1d20 + 3 ⇒ (13) + 3 = 16

Sunny tumbles off her horse and rolls across towards the Orc with the large axe.

Is it possible for her to draw her sword in the same action? Is it quicker if she tumbles under the wagon?

She stands in front of the fellow with a smile.

"Hey-YA there!" She calls again in greeting. (^_^)

Shifting to a 'Fully defensive' stance so another +2 to her AC.

Yes, you may draw your sword as part of a movement, so that isn't going to take an action. If you spend a standard to use the Total Defense action, it's actually +4 to your AC!

Yay! Sunny is bein' all careful, like. (^_^)

AC Should be 21. :)

Daven Casts Grease(Ref 18) on the closest orc.

He then backs away 15'

Reflex Save: 1d20 ⇒ 1

Wow. These orcs really have no chance, do they?"

Whut? I iz bein' all freindlilly like?

I'll give Meg a few hours for her turn, then I'll post at Noon my time (Pacific).

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Round 2
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As the orc approaches, he is surprised by Sunny, and her similar disposition. He pauses for a second, just long enough for Daven's spell to go off. As the ground beneath his feet starts to turn slick, he gives Sunny a confused look, somewhere between a smile and a glare...and then he falls flat on his back.

He stands, slowly, and tries to advance past Sunny, toward the source of the spell.

Acrobatics Check: 1d20 ⇒ 19

He quickly grasps the trick to moving through the grease, and gets about twenty feet toward Daven, putting him adjacent to Sunny.

The second orc, freed from Meg's spell, runs toward Sunny. As he closes the gap between them, he hefts his axe with a mighty roar!

The 1st orc is next to Sunny, and fifteen feet from Daven. The second is right in front of Sunny, having double moved to get up to her. He couldn't charge though, lucky for you!

Meg draws a light crossbow and fires at the closes wnemesis.
small xbow: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (1) + 5 = 61d6 ⇒ 1

If you want to post another action, I'm fine with that being last turn's action, Meg.

Meg reloads, and fires a second bolt.

sm xbow lt: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (8) + 4 = 121d6 ⇒ 4

Sunny stays 'defensive' and acts as an 'Orc' block for the moment. Though she glances at both Orcs....

"Um... Hi?"

Yah, gettin' ready ta' duck, dodge an' weave a lot I be thinkin'...

Daven will cast Grease(Ref 18) on the orcs weapon closest to Suny and back away another 15'

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Round Three
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Meg's arrow sticks in the orc's left arm, and he howls in pain.

One of the Orcs runs at Daven, as the young man's spell completes. He pulls Meg's arrow out of his arm as he runs, and he takes a mighty swing at Daven's head. The axe whizzes by, leaving Daven unharmed.

The second orc, victim of Daven's spell, drops his axe, and wades toward Sunny, trying to grab her.

Sunny, since you are armed, this grapple check will provoke an attack of opportunity from you.

He hands grab Sunny around the throat...and promptly slip right off. The grease strikes again!

In summary, one orc is in melee with Daven, and fairly close to Meg. The other is unarmed in front of Sunny.

Orc Number One:
Melee Attack: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (2) + 8 = 10

Orc Number Two:
Acrobatics: 1d20 ⇒ 16
Reflex Save: 1d20 ⇒ 1
Grapple Check: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (19) + 6 = 25

These rolls are ridiculous!

Out of nowhere a strange looking wolf bursts into view, running across the battlefield to attack the Orc that was futilely trying to grab Sunny.

Charging Power Bite: 1d20 + 3 + 2 - 1 ⇒ (3) + 3 + 2 - 1 = 7 +2 if Flanking.
Damage: 1d6 + 6 ⇒ (5) + 6 = 11

Hi everyone. Hello yet again, Sunny.

Not but a moment after a young man steps out from behind a tree and let's fly with a sling bullet at the other Orc.

Sling vs Orc in Melee: 1d20 + 1 - 4 ⇒ (7) + 1 - 4 = 4
Damage: 1d4 + 1 ⇒ (2) + 1 = 3

Hey-YA there Mr Wuff person! (^_^)

Sunny 'Eeeps' a little as the Orc goes to grab her. She adjusts her grip and swats at the fellow.

"Hey! Be nice!"

Att Roll:1d20 + 1 - 4 ⇒ (10) + 1 - 4 = 7

Sub-dual damage:1d8 ⇒ 1

Meg reloads and fires onto combat to help Daven..
att/dam: 1d20 + 4 - 4 ⇒ (19) + 4 - 4 = 191d6 ⇒ 5

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Round 4
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Meg's shot hits the orc square in the face, piercing through his left check, and coming out the other side. He looks severely injured, and quite angry. He raises his axe, and swings it down hard, as if trying to cleave Daven in two. He hits Daven with a mighty blow. The young man crumples to the ground. As Daven falls, the orc turns toward Meg, and by that very act of turning, causes the massive wolf to fly right past him.

Melee Attack: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (10) + 6 = 16
Melee Damage: 1d12 + 4 ⇒ (7) + 4 = 11

Daven, you are unconscious, please make a stability roll.

Meanwhile, the other orc is trying in vain to engage Sunny, and failing miserably. Ray's rock flies past him, and Sunny missed him with her attack as well. He tries again for a grab, and finally gets his hands on her. One hand in her hair, one reaching around her neck.

Grapple Check: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (17) + 6 = 23
Sunny, you are grappled, but once again, he provokes an Attack of Opportunity.

Stabilize: 1d20 + 2 - 3 ⇒ (15) + 2 - 3 = 14

Meg circles around to touch Daven.
healing hex: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (2) + 1 = 3

Meanwhile, the other orc is trying in vain to engage Sunny, and failing miserably. Ray's rock flies past him, and Sunny missed him with her attack as well. He tries again for a grab, and finally gets his hands on her. One hand in her hair, one reaching around her neck.

Sunny, you are grappled, but once again, he provokes an Attack of Opportunity.

(O_<)

"ERK!" Sunny gasps as the Orc takes a very rough handling to her. She simply drops her sword and tries to plant an elbow in the grabby feller's ribs.

AoO:1d20 + 1 ⇒ (12) + 1 = 13

Dam Roll:1d6 ⇒ 3(Sub-dual)

Att Roll:1d20 + 1 ⇒ (12) + 1 = 13

Dam roll:1d6 ⇒ 1(Sub-dual)

"Grk mphf, warggle plants.." She struggles to say something

Ray, you're up. Just assume you go with the party for initiative purposes.

"Lobo, help the elf lady!" Ray calls out as he loads another sling bullet and let's fly on the orc holding Suny.

Sling: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (13) + 1 = 14
Damage: 1d4 + 1 ⇒ (2) + 1 = 3

Hearing the command, Lobo Gris darts away from the ord he'd been attack* and launches himself at the one holding Suny so... rudely.

Charging Power Bite: 1d20 + 3 + 2 - 1 ⇒ (13) + 3 + 2 - 1 = 17
Damage: 1d6 + 6 ⇒ (1) + 6 = 7

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Round 5
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Meg runs to Daven, and lays her hand upon him. His eyes flutter open, and he blinks rapidly.

While Sunny has her orc distracted by pummeling him with her elbow, Ray hits him with his sling stone. It clocks the orc right in his ear, and then Lobo tears a large chunk of meat out of the orc's left arm.

the orc releases Sunny, and tries to grab Lobo, perceiving him the greater threat. He can't get his hands around the wolf's throat, as his fingers slip through the fur.

Grapple Check: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (3) + 6 = 9

This provokes an Attack of Opportunity from Lobo.

Meanwhile, the armed orc moves to Meg, and swings at her. The axe catches her on her left arm, and cuts deeply. Meg drops, and the injured orc roars as loud as he can.

Melee Attack: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (19) + 4 = 23
1d20 + 4 ⇒ (11) + 4 = 15

Meg, now you are unconscious. Please roll to Stabilize. Daven, you are conscious, but if you take more than a move action, you will fall unconscious at the end of your turn if you aren't healed.

Daven will move over by Meg

stab: 1d20 - 8 ⇒ (2) - 8 = -6

-9 and bleeding

At work

Seeing Meg get hit, hurt and fall Sunny creis out,

"Nooooo!" And runs to her aid.

Perhaps the DM can roll the dice I need to try a heal check to help stabilize poor Meg? Also, is Mr Fuzzy being interference between Sunny and Mr Graspy Orc?

I'm inclined to say no, since he was just grappling you.

Lobo sees the opening and takes it, snapping his jaws at the Orc's arm

AoO Power Bite: 1d20 + 3 - 1 ⇒ (13) + 3 - 1 = 15
Damage: 1d6 + 6 ⇒ (5) + 6 = 11

Awe, nertz. So.. um.. a counter grapple type roll then?

CMB:1d20 + 1 ⇒ (15) + 1 = 16

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Round 6
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Untrained Heal Check from Daven: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (17) + 1 = 18

Daven, as you were already next to Meg to make a heal check, I rolled it for you. Meg, you are stabilized. Daven, I won't charge you the one HP for that standard action, as combat is about over. Look what happened to the other orc!

The orc grappling Sunny tries for a chokehold, and as he gets Sunny in a solid grab, Lobo bites deep into the orc's throat. Blood gushing everywhere, he falls to the ground.

The other orc, still bleeding from wounds of his own, runs away from Meg and Daven's limp forms. He charges at Lobo, and swings his axe as hard as his can. His swing goes wide, and he looks confused at the wolf's agility.

Melee Attack: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (4) + 6 = 10

One orc down, one injured. Almost there guys!

Wiping the arterial spray from her face Sunny sees the orc standing threateningly over Mr Fluff,

"NO! Bad!" And she simply steps in to clobber the guy.

Bluff:1d20 + 4 ⇒ (3) + 4 = 7 (To 'feint and 'jab')

Att Roll 1:1d20 + 1 ⇒ (18) + 1 = 19(Hopefully now against Flat Footed)

Dam Roll 1:1d4 ⇒ 4

Att Roll 2:1d20 + 1 ⇒ (10) + 1 = 11(Hopefully now against Flat Footed)

Dam Roll 2:1d4 ⇒ 1

Landing one good punch after a quick feint. The plucky Elf seeming undaunted at the prospect of going hand to hand against the axe wielding Orc.

Ray? You are up, buddy.

I feel like we need an initiative order at the end of posts or something.

"Take him down, Lobo!" Ray calls out as he loads his sling and tries to strike the Orc attacking his friend. It sails far over the Orc's head though.

Sling: 1d20 + 1 - 4 ⇒ (1) + 1 - 4 = -2
Damage: 1d4 + 2 ⇒ (2) + 2 = 4

Despite his human's lack of reliable aim, Lobo lunges for the orc's leg, trying to gain a good grip before biting down savagely.

Power Bite: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (16) + 2 = 18
Damage: 1d6 + 6 ⇒ (6) + 6 = 12

I can certainly do that! Anything else that would be helpful for me to put into posts?

The orc buckles under the strain of the wolf's teeth, and collapses to the ground. Both orcs are unconscious, and bleeding out.

Combat is over!

Everyone feel free to post your after combat actions, as we are out of initiative.

Additionally, though don't let it affect your posts, please everyone go ahead and level up your characters!

With the combat over Sunny just stands for a moment...

Before, upon slightly shaky lags, wobbling over and beginning to see to the health and healing of her fallen friends.

Daven gets up dusting himself off.

Wow the books didn't make mention of getting cut in half as part of this adventuring gig

Meg continues to stay unconscious, having lost lots of blood.

Daven approaches the farmer. Say would you know where we could get some healing?

"Well...there...uh...I suppose the best place to start is by heading back to town, and looking for the local paladin's commandery. There may even be a cleric or two, if'n you're lucky!"

He points back the way you came.

"I don't think I'm much help, but I greatly appreciate the assistance! I would be glad to help wheel your companion back to town, if you can load her on my cart."

"I don't really know. Maybe a church or Joram? I.. didn't think I'd be fighting orcs. Usually Lobo and I handle stray wolves."

"I don't really know. Maybe a church or Joram? I.. didn't think I'd be fighting orcs. Usually Lobo and I handle stray wolves."

It's a good thing you were happening by or I fear this would have turned out much worse. My name is Daven and you have my thanks

I don't think I'm much help, but I greatly appreciate the assistance! I would be glad to help wheel your companion back to town, if you can load her on my cart."

Thank you sir

Daven will assist easing Meg onto the cart

Sorry for the delay, been nuts at work, been sick, and got into a car accident yesterday. Back now!

The party backtracks to the previous city, and quickly locate the town cleric. The cleric, a nice young woman, gives Meg a Cure Light Wounds, and Channels Positive Energy for the whole group.

Cure Light Wounds: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (5) + 1 = 6
Channel Positive Energy: 1d6 ⇒ 1

She politely requests a donation to her temple, and bids you all farewell.

Everyone gets 1 HP back, and Meg an extra 6, 7 total.

Meg heals herself.
hex: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (7) + 1 = 8

12/12hp

Having ridden in the wagon on the way back to town Sunny quickly hops out and helps where ever she can.