GM Red's Down the Blighted Path (Inactive)

Game Master GM Red

"Sure! Here's my name!" Poe interjects, getting tired of these monsters. He shoots.

My name is...: 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (18) + 11 = 29
damage: 1d10 + 11 ⇒ (3) + 11 = 14

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Well, so much for diplomacy.

Lilly was pointing at the little thing's clothes.

"Oh, stylish! They look grea-....POE?!"

"So sorry mister, sir, mister Poe is a little jumpy."

Knowledge(Nature): 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (5) + 6 = 11
"I'm Dawn, and..." *shunk* "That's Poe..."

Hahaha... Alright then.

A bolt flies from Poe's crossbow and knocks the kitchen knife from the creature's hand. He screams in pain, though it seems like he's deliberately being as loud as he possibly can be. "AAAAAAAAAAAGH! That's it! Suit yourself! My creations will stop your madness, foolish dwarf! Murgo, activate!"

The golem's eyes turn on and a hiss escapes from the folds in its body.

Utrat tosses an effervescent potion, the bottle seemingly bursting with electrical power, across the room, directed for Poe.
Shock bomb: 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (3) + 11 = 143d6 + 3 ⇒ (3, 3, 1) + 3 = 10
Miss: 1d8 ⇒ 3
The bomb flies wide, landing between Dawn and Yizzik. 6 splash, DC 15 Reflex halves

Kitchen Alchemist (bold is up): Poe, Lilly, Yizzik, Dawn, Golem

Kn Nature for the alchemist, Kn Arcana for the golem

Reflex DC 15: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (3) + 6 = 9

"ZZzzt." Dawn grunts, almost biting her tongue as the electrical energy washes through her. "Sorry about this, but if you flee we won't pursue. I'd rather not fight you."

Dawn casts Vanish and turns invisible while moving and drawing her cold iron falchion.

As Dawn enters, she's accosted by the pungent, oily smell emanating from the golem's body. You need a DC 12 Fort save or you're nauseated for 1 round

"Flee?! Why would I flee? You're the ones that came in here and started shooting!"

Kitchen Alchemist (bold is up): Poe, Lilly, Yizzik, Dawn, Golem

Fort: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (9) + 6 = 15
"Oh man, that smell..."

Poe apologizes for nothing, instead firing at the golem as it advances.

Attack 1: 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (20) + 11 = 31
Damage 1: 1d10 + 11 ⇒ (3) + 11 = 14
Attack 2: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (16) + 6 = 22
Damage 2: 1d10 + 11 ⇒ (8) + 11 = 19

"Bad body odor? Roger roger."

If the cloak of darkness is still active, below.
Lilly moves in, whip in hand, holding her nose shut with her other hand.
Readied trip vs golem: 1d20 + 13 ⇒ (16) + 13 = 29

If it is not, standard action to activate it, then move to the position.

Dana Yizzik hisses. "I will not let you harm my friends."

He charges right in...

Fort Save: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (6) + 8 = 14

ignores the stench and swings at the golem.

Attack: 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (4) + 11 = 15
Damage: 1d8 + 12 ⇒ (5) + 12 = 17

Fort: 1d20 + 4 + 2 ⇒ (7) + 4 + 2 = 13

Poe fires at the golem twice, while Yizzik charges in and ends him before he can fight back.

"NOooo.. Murgo.. My creation.. Sarxa would have been so proud.."

The little alchemist grumbles in frustration. Meanwhile, back in the hallway, two armored skeletons come rushing at Poe, attracted by all the noise the fey creature had made.

The alchemist backs up and lobs a bomb at Yizzik, this time a direct hit. The bomb shocks the lizardman with an arc of electricity.
Shock bomb vs touch: 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (10) + 11 = 213d6 + 3 ⇒ (6, 5, 1) + 3 = 15
Dazzled rounds: 1d4 ⇒ 1

Kitchen Alchemist (bold is up): Utrat, Poe, Lilly, Yizzik (-15, dazzled 1 rd), Dawn, Skeletons

Sarxa, eh? She wouldn't be proud, at all. Watching another bomb fling past and hit Yizzik, Dawn curses beneath her breath. It's clear she needs to take this creature down.

She approaches and swings her falchion, hoping her aim doesn't counteract her invisibility.
I'm invisible from the Vanish spell. I ignore the target's dex bonus to AC, and If the alchemist relies on sight, I get a +2 bonus.
Cold Iron Falchion +1, Invisible: 1d20 + 9 + 2 ⇒ (13) + 9 + 2 = 24
Damage: 2d4 + 7 ⇒ (4, 2) + 7 = 13

Finally aiming well out of ambush, Dawn pops back into existence in time to swing. "Sarxa's dead. And if you're allied with her, you're next."

Lilly closes distance with the little alchemist, then cracks her whip at him.

"Close your ears, and your eyes,
and then you'll get a big surprise."

Dirty trick, blind: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (15) + 9 = 24

Yizzik growls as he tries to shake his head violent and relieve himself of the effect on his eyes. He could still feel the tingling sensation on his body from the electricity. It would make his counter strike even harder, but he attempted to make his way towards his enemy all the same.

earlier reflex: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (8) + 5 = 13
Attack: 1d20 + 11 - 1 ⇒ (9) + 11 - 1 = 191d8 + 12 ⇒ (2) + 12 = 14

Poe looks surprised, yet frowns.

"Tarnations! That squirt was stalling for extra reinforcements."

Wanting to avoid getting cut off from his allies, Poe tries making it into the room.

Acro vs aoo, move half speed: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (18) + 7 = 25

"Only 1 facing me will do for now."
He readies a bolt for when the 1st skeleton comes into sight.

Readied bolt: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (9) + 10 = 19 1d10 + 10 ⇒ (2) + 10 = 12

Ouch...

"Sarxa... My love.. She ... She's DEAD?!" Ultrat asks in disbelief. "You're LYING! I just saw her last wee--" Dawn interrupts him with a slash to the shoulder, bloodying the little creature.

Lilly smacks the alchemist in the face with her whip, blinding him. Yizzik's blade falls short and scrapes along the floor, the small fey using his size to his advantage.

He backs up and blindly throws a bomb.
Concealment < 50 dawn: 1d100 ⇒ 86
Shock bomb: 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (1) + 11 = 123d6 + 3 ⇒ (3, 3, 5) + 3 = 14
Miss: 1d8 ⇒ 5

He catches a glimpse of Dawn for a moment, but the bomb sails wide, landing between Yizzik and Dawn, some of it splashing them. 6 damage, Reflex DC 15 half

The skeletons close in on Poe and attack the Dwarf, one of them cutting open his belly. His bolt does hit, at least.
Axe: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (2) + 8 = 101d8 + 4 ⇒ (4) + 4 = 8
Axe: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (12) + 8 = 201d8 + 4 ⇒ (5) + 4 = 9

Kitchen Alchemist (bold is up): Utrat (-13), Poe (-9), Lilly, Yizzik (-15), Dawn, Red Skeleton (-7), Green Skeleton

"Suddenly I don't feel too bad for Poe's initiative."

Reflex: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (3) + 4 = 7 "Ow"

Dawn hacks again at the blinded creature. "At least I can reunite you with her. Yeesh, I sound like a cheezy children's villain."

Cold Iron Falchion +1: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (16) + 9 = 25
Damage: 2d4 + 7 ⇒ (2, 1) + 7 = 10

Blinded is nasty to start with, if the debuffs of no dex bonus and -2 to AC still aren't enough to make a 19 attack roll hit.....damn.

"Yizzik, could you help Poe? I think she-who-preceeds-day and i can cope."

Lilly moves closer to the alchemist, drawing a cold iron sickle in her other hand as she goes.

Trip blind oompa-loompa: 1d20 + 13 ⇒ (20) + 13 = 33

In case he gets up or makes a ranged attack while prone.
AoO, vs prone: 1d20 + 9 + 4 ⇒ (13) + 9 + 4 = 26 1d6 + 2 ⇒ (3) + 2 = 5

"Yes, I see..." Yizzik hisses, then proceeds to protect Poe by hacking away at the Green Skeleton.

Attack: 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (17) + 11 = 28
Damage: 1d8 + 12 ⇒ (2) + 12 = 14

Poe takes a step back, and unloads into the skeleton.

Bolt: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (15) + 10 = 25 1d10 + 10 ⇒ (2) + 10 = 12
Bolt: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (19) + 5 = 24 1d10 + 10 ⇒ (7) + 10 = 17

"I think i'll need to reload."

Lilly's whip lashes the alchemist's legs, and he tumbles to the ground. Dawn continues to dice up the fey, while Yizzik and Poe hack away at the skeleton.

Dwarven urgosh, PA, Cleave vs Poe: 1d20 + 8 - 1 ⇒ (13) + 8 - 1 = 201d8 + 4 + 3 ⇒ (2) + 4 + 3 = 9
Dwarven urgosh, PA, Cleave vs Yizzik: 1d20 + 8 - 1 ⇒ (3) + 8 - 1 = 101d8 + 4 + 3 ⇒ (2) + 4 + 3 = 9
Dwarven urgosh, PA vs Yizzik: 1d20 + 8 - 1 ⇒ (12) + 8 - 1 = 191d8 + 4 + 3 ⇒ (4) + 4 + 3 = 11

Poe takes a slice through the arm, ribbons of blood pouring out of his wound.

The alchemist shrieks as he feels his way around and realizes he's surrounded, but luckily for him, his vision soon returns. "Murgo, if you were still here, none of this would be happening! Aaaaghh!" He stands up and backs away, Lilly slicing at him as he does. Dawn gets an AoO

Kitchen Alchemist (bold is up): Utrat (-28), Poe (-18), Lilly, Yizzik (-15), Dawn, Red Skeleton (-7), Green Skeleton (-28, -2 AC)

Lilly moves closer again.

"No no, you're not allowed to look."
She cracks her whip at his eyes again.
Dirty trick, blind: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (16) + 9 = 25

"Now Dawn, shish him."

Dawn sees an opportunity as he stands up.
Cold Iron Falchion +1: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (17) + 9 = 26
Damage: 2d4 + 7 ⇒ (1, 1) + 7 = 9

Dawn continues to pursue. "Your love made a mess of our Commune. At least she can't hurt anyone anymore."
Cold Iron Falchion +1: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (4) + 9 = 13
Damage: 2d4 + 7 ⇒ (1, 3) + 7 = 11

Dawn's brief display of anger throws off her aim.

Yizzik continued to chop at the skeleton, looking to bring their enemy down before it could do any more harm.

Attack: 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (10) + 11 = 211d8 + 12 ⇒ (2) + 12 = 14
Attack 2: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (16) + 6 = 221d8 + 12 ⇒ (4) + 12 = 16

Dawn slices up Utrat's side while Lilly blinds him again.

"Sight or no sight, I'll just keep throwing bombs! Sarxa wouldn't have it any other way!" He cackles. "You can't just walk into my lab and start shooting!"

Meanwhile, Yizzik takes down one skeleton and cracks a few more bones from another's ribcage.

Kitchen Alchemist (bold is up): Utrat (-37), Poe (-18), Lilly, Yizzik (-15), Dawn, Red Skeleton (-18)

Poe steps away from the skeleton and reloads.

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Red skelly continues to chop at Yizzik.
Dwarven urgosh, PA: 1d20 + 8 - 1 ⇒ (7) + 8 - 1 = 141d8 + 4 + 3 ⇒ (7) + 4 + 3 = 14

The alchemist steps back again, and tries to throw a bomb at what he thinks is an outline of Lilly.
Shock bomb vs touch: 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (4) + 11 = 15
Miss? <50: 1d100 ⇒ 93
Damage: 3d6 + 3 ⇒ (1, 2, 3) + 3 = 9
Dazzled rounds: 1d4 ⇒ 4
Lilly takes a bomb to the chest, sparks of lightning rendering her vision overly stimulated.
Because Cloak of darkness provides an armor bonus, which does not apply against touch attacks

"Hahaha! Got you! HEE HEE!"

Kitchen Alchemist (bold is up): Utrat (-37), Poe (-18), Lilly (-9, dazzled 4 rds), Yizzik (-15), Dawn, Red Skeleton (-18)

Dawn casts Long Arm and then steps right in front of the blue bomber.

Now it doesn't matter what he does, he'll provoke.
Withdraw? He's still in range.
Throw a bomb? He'll provoke before he lets go.

And in case he does something reckless...
Cold Iron Falchion +1: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (5) + 9 = 14
Damage: 2d4 + 7 ⇒ (4, 3) + 7 = 14

Meh, still a weak attack.

Lilly's other side briefly sparks, as she glares at the little enemy, with an evil grin.
"Oh? I'll wear your head as a necklace."

She moves into a flank position, and tries tripping him up close with her sickle.
Trip vs blind, flank: 1d20 + 13 + 2 ⇒ (6) + 13 + 2 = 21

AoO vs him moving or making a rt attack
Cold iron sickle, flnk if applicable: 1d20 + 9 + 2 ⇒ (9) + 9 + 2 = 20 1d6 + 2 ⇒ (5) + 2 = 7

Continuing his assault on the skeletons, Yizzik would continue to swing his magical, black axe, looking to reduce the undead enemys into powder.

Attack: 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (8) + 11 = 191d8 + 12 ⇒ (5) + 12 = 17
Attack: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (15) + 6 = 211d8 + 12 ⇒ (8) + 12 = 20

Yizzik's axe shreds the skeleton's head from its torso. The undead creature collapses into a heap of bones.

I don't think Utrat is blind anymore. Dirty Trick had a one round duration.

"Surround me all you want! Once I've blown you all up, ladies, I'll use your ashes to build Murgo Version Two! It'll be GLORIOUS!"

Poe is still up

Kitchen Alchemist (bold is up): Utrat (-37), Poe (-18), Lilly (-9, dazzled 4 rds), Yizzik (-15), Dawn, Red Skeleton (-18)

"Shut yer trap!" Poe shouts. He punctuates shut and trap by putting crossbow bolts into the little alchemist.

attack 1: 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (7) + 11 = 18
damage: 1d10 + 11 ⇒ (7) + 11 = 18
attack 2: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (18) + 6 = 24
damage 2: 1d10 + 11 ⇒ (9) + 11 = 20

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Despite his anger, Poe misses both times, the small alchemist using his size to his advantage.

He steps away from Lilly and Dawn, provoking twice, and dodging both blows.

"This one's for Sarxa!"

Lilly 1 Dawn 2: 1d2 ⇒ 2
Shock bomb: 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (18) + 11 = 293d6 + 3 ⇒ (4, 4, 2) + 3 = 13
Dazzled: 1d4 ⇒ 3

Reflex: 1d20 + 13 ⇒ (5) + 13 = 18
Dawn gets a bomb to the face, and Utrat takes some splash from his own attack.

Kitchen Alchemist (bold is up): Utrat (-40), Poe (-18), Lilly (-9, dazzled 3 rds), Yizzik (-15), Dawn (-13, dazzled 3 rds)

AC is at least 25... hmm. Time for a change of tactics.

Dawn drops her falchion. Her stretch arms reach out to grab Utrat.

CMB, Dazzled: 1d20 + 8 - 1 ⇒ (18) + 8 - 1 = 25
"Ew, you ground people up to make that thing? I guess you really know how to turn Felarren on. Not my fetish, though!"

At the very least indeed.

While Dawn hopefully grabs the little bugger, Lilly moves into a flank position.

CI sickle, flank: 1d20 + 9 + 2 ⇒ (19) + 9 + 2 = 30 1d6 + 2 ⇒ (1) + 2 = 3

Elastic arm Dawn reaches out and grabs Utrat tightly. "LET ME GO! Only Sarxa can lay hands on me! You're in my personal space!"

Lilly steps closer and chops at his back, scratching him through his fancy shirt.

Poe and Yizzik may act

Kitchen Alchemist (bold is up): Utrat (-43, grappled), Poe (-18), Lilly (-9, dazzled 2 rds),Yizzik (-15), Dawn (-13, dazzled 2 rds, grappling)

Dawn resists every urge to shudder as Utrat mentions how Sarxa touched him.

"Hold 'em down!" Poe says, advancing on the creature.

Moving to be adjacent this round. Then next round when he's pinned I can attempt a coup.

Approaching fast, Yizzik would put away his axe to assist in pinning their enemy, hoping to make it that more simple to finish him or probe him for information. "He might have information we can use!"

Aid another to Dawn: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (6) + 10 = 16

I have adjusted Poe and Yizzik's pawns to be within melee range of Utrat

Escape Artist: 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (19) + 11 = 30
Utrat manages to slip through Dawn's hands. "Told you not to touch me! Now you're gonna pay, you filthy elf!"

This provokes from Dawn

Shock bomb: 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (12) + 11 = 233d6 + 3 ⇒ (1, 5, 6) + 3 = 15
6 splash to Poe, DC 16 Reflex to half

No bomb! Sorry about that.

Kitchen Alchemist (bold is up): Utrat (-43), Poe (-18), Lilly (-9, dazzled 2 rds),Yizzik (-15), Dawn (-13, dazzled 2 rds)

"Everyone surround him so he stops running away. We gotta kill this guy, quick." Dawn dropped her weapon, so she can't take advantage of the AoO.

"Sorry Yiz, I don't know how many bombs I can take. Besides, we killed his love and he's going to recycle our corpses into mindless automations. I think we're beyond talking here."

CMB, Dazzled, Aid: 1d20 + 8 - 1 + 2 ⇒ (3) + 8 - 1 + 2 = 12
Dawn's hands slip as she reaches for Utrat. She decides to simply move in and draw her warhammer.

Lilly makes a swipe at the bugger's feet with her sickle.

Trip, flank, dazzled: 1d20 + 13 + 2 - 1 ⇒ (10) + 13 + 2 - 1 = 24

Yizzik had to agree as the damn thing slipped from their grasp. It was a shame, but it seemed it had to be done. Redrawing his axe, he'd aim to end the angry creatures life quick and easy with a single chop.

Attack, flank?: 1d20 + 11 + 2 ⇒ (13) + 11 + 2 = 261d8 + 12 ⇒ (8) + 12 = 20

Poe shoots 2 bolts at the little nuisance.

Provokes, if the little guy has IUS.

Bolt: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (16) + 10 = 26 1d10 + 10 ⇒ (6) + 10 = 16
Bolt: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (17) + 5 = 22 1d10 + 10 ⇒ (5) + 10 = 15

One of Poe's shot tears another hole in the fey's shirt, and Lilly manages to trip him. Yizzik uses this to his advantage, slicing deep into his grey flesh.

"Surrounded... I'm surrounded... It's like that one time Sarxa invited three of her friends over... It was awful..." Utrat pouts.

Then he stands up!

Cue AoO party from Yizzik, Dawn, Lilly. If he's still alive:

Poe 1 Dawn 2: 1d2 ⇒ 1
Bomb: 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (12) + 11 = 23
Dmg: 3d6 + 3 ⇒ (2, 5, 6) + 3 = 16
6 splash to everyone, DC 15 halves
Reflex Utrat: 1d20 + 13 ⇒ (12) + 13 = 25

And lobs a bomb in Poe's face.

Kitchen Alchemist (bold is up): Utrat (-78), Poe (-34), Lilly (-9, dazzled 1 rd),Yizzik (-15), Dawn (-13, dazzled 1 rd)

It looks like he 5ft steps after getting up.

AoO, dirty trick, flank, vs prone: 1d20 + 9 + 2 + 4 ⇒ (19) + 9 + 2 + 4 = 34
"How many fingers am i holding up?
That's right, 2...now none.", LIlly tries poking the little guy in the eyes with her fingers.

Hehe. :)
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Actual turn, if he still lives.

Trip: 1d20 + 13 ⇒ (8) + 13 = 21

"WAY too much information."

Cold Iron Warhammer, Flanking vs Prone: 1d20 + 9 + 2 + 4 ⇒ (9) + 9 + 2 + 4 = 24
Damage: 1d8 + 4 ⇒ (2) + 4 = 6

"Yizzik, flank with me!"

Cold Iron Warhammer: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (11) + 9 = 20
Damage: 1d8 + 4 ⇒ (8) + 4 = 12

Reflex from earlier, Lilly: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (10) + 7 = 17
Reflex, Dawn: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (13) + 4 = 17

Utrat takes two fingers to the eyes. "Gah! Get away, get away!" He says, blindly backing up, and hops over Lilly's weapon. He doesn't see Dawn's weapon coming and takes a hammer to the knee.

Kitchen Alchemist (bold is up): Utrat (-90, blind), Poe (-34), Lilly (-12, dazzled 1 rd), Yizzik (-15), Dawn (-15, dazzled 1 rd)

Likely dead this round

Poe fires two more crossbow bolts. "No one wants t' hear another word from ya!"

Bolt: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (4) + 10 = 14
Damage: 1d10 + 10 ⇒ (4) + 10 = 14

Bolt: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (17) + 5 = 22
Damage: 1d10 + 10 ⇒ (1) + 10 = 11