DM Salsa Presents: The Jade Regent (Inactive)

Game Master AdamWarnock

I dunno... knee-capping Kanye sounds more pleasant to me. But whatever floats your boat. ;) I don't judge.

*blinks*

Truth be told there are a lot of people out there that it would probably be more pleasant to knee-cap than play tonsil hockey with, but what do I know? :P

Y'know, there are some times where I wonder how my conversations devolve into discussions of tonsil hockey and kneecapping preferences.

Of course, if I'm allowed to indulge in my violently atavistic side for a moment, my only question in regards to several people is what caliber. >:D

Anyway, post coming up. I think we'll be moving on from Mr. Proudstump's soon and into the rest of the adventure. :)

Of course, if I'm allowed to indulge in my violently atavistic side for a moment, my only question in regards to several people is what caliber. >:D

I don't think ball-peen hammers are measured in 'caliber'. :) I guess I'm just an 'old school' knee-capper. lol

I think I'd just go for a bat; I'm not accurate enough that I trust myself with either the hammer or anything designated in calibers :)

Swing, batter!

So as to not fill up the campaign with blue text...

If I can't stand over Jerukh, I'll just stay close - so my action is pretty much unchanged. Now let's see if I survive the number of gobbos that are about to try eating me.

Well, that's two Gobs dead. So that's the one over Jerukh and the one that first attacked Reiko, right?

Not sure if that question was rhetorical but "yeah" is the short answer. The only goblin still standing that was initially threatening Reiko and Jerukh would be the fella with the busted drumstick.

As a side note, I'll nearly always go after the stronger of two opponents. Since we are mostly using theatre of the mind for battles, don't worry too much if you re-task one of my shots on the guy I didn't intend. It happens, no big deal.

^ Same applies to me as far as redirecting attacks if Soli's stated target dies before she can swing at it :)

BTW, nice swing Soli! You turned that gobbo into a fine shark-toothed paste.

Thanks! It's times like those that make me wonder why I don't play melee characters more often :D

My own preference is to be dropped by the weakest opponent possible.

Often.

:)

Oh yes, and barbarians are even more fun. There's nothing like going into a rage and one-shotting baddies left and right.

I'm playing a barbarian/mutagenic mauler in a skulls and shackles game- Culder "the Cap'n" Hargraves... he fought with an anchor until it got taken away from him, so now he fights with an oar that he stole from a lifeboat. At second level if he rages while his mutagen is going his power attack is +10 to hit, for 1d6+16 (with an oar).

Oh my.
[/Takei]

That's the most awesome thing I've heard today!

I get the impression our dear GM is a Girl Genius reader. :)

Yep. :)

I need to catch back up though. :(

Gkirkhan is a lot of fun to play whether as a NPC or a PC. I can't wait until you get to know him when he's not worried half-to-death about Iona. Goofball is not quite strong enough to describe him.

Sorry for the lack of posts over the past day or two; work has been busy with people being out sick. Hopefully will be able to get up a gameplay post tonight (if I don't pass out again) when I get home but until then feel free to bot Soli as needed!

If you don't I think Thanksgiving is going to be slowing things down a bit, so that should give you a chance to catch back up. :)

Happy Thanksgiving for all the U.S. folks and Happy Thursday for everyone! :)

(Gameplay post a bit later, hehe.)

Lemme second what Soliana just said. Hope you guys have been having fun these past two months.

And double posting for the win!

I am currently working on a campaign setting that I really hope people will like because I so want to throw some PCs in there and see how they do.

For the curious, you can find it here.

It is a work in progress, and I need to focus on the things that I want in there and work from there, but I think I've got enough for you folks to get the idea.

Just a heads up, I'm spinning up a sandbox game with some heavy Skyrim flavor. If you want to check it out, just mosey on over here and see if it's up your alley.

It's not the same as the previous setting, though if things go that direction, I might trough Dovan Dur in there.

Apologies for going silent there... combo of jury duty and work tied me up.

Right gang - just a wee heads up that I'm heading o'er to Dubai tomorrow to spend upcoming festives with my wife's brother and family. I'm back late on the 27th, and back to the work grind on the 28th.

I'll be posting throughout today and this evening, but once I'm over there posting will be spottier. Inter webs access is no issue, but time most likely will be.

Fingers crossed I'll chip in now and then, but don't wait for me :)

Should the unthinkable happen and I not get a chance in the coming weeks - have a very merry Xmas (I'll raise a medicinal tincture in your collective honour :)

Have fun on your trip and have a Merry Christmas! :D

RL issues. Might be a couple days before next post. Bot as necessary, please.

RL issues. Might be a couple days before next post. Bot as necessary, please.

Got it. Hope things clear up for you soon.

"The Rusty Dragon it is then. I'll have to get to the Hagfish sometime though. I hear there's a prize to be won if you drink some drink there."

Góð Jól to one and all :)

Happy Holidays!

Merry Christmas! Thank you for letting me run this game with you guys. I know that I ran a recruitment, but that doesn't change how I feel. As a Christmas gift, go ahead and recover all of your HP and get a masterwork item for free.

THANKS, SANTA!

One masterwork staff of the magi it is ;)

Merry Christmas everyone!

Lemme clarify, one masterwork item that is within reason. I have something special in mind for magic items.

Best PF Christmas ever! Will probably opt for a MW glaive or armor but will have to check later in HeroLab before I decide for sure.

Also Merry (Belated) Christmas! Hope everyone is enjoying a good food coma today :)

Hooray! Thanks Salsa! No choosing needed. MWK Longsword it must be!

Oh, and let me know when you've finished updating your sheets with everything. I don't want to throw anything at you until you've finished that, and since this time of year is busy, I'm not going to be in too big of a rush. I'd like to get back to a once daily pace after the new year, though. Anyway, hope you guys enjoy your gifts and I'll be waiting for you guys to decide where to head. Since you recovered a map from Megus's shack, it should be pretty easy to navigate wherever you want to go. :)

...I have something special in mind for magic items.

HEY, unfair teaser! Tells us naaasty DMsees about the preciouses...

I went with a MW Katana and Reiko is all updated.

Okay, here's a hint. I'm stealing the idea from 13th Age.

I'm going to take a masterwork bladed scarf. And we're just regaining hp, right (not leveling or anything)?

Not yet. You'll definitely hit it after taking care of the Licktoads.

Well, let's see. We have 1 known social drinker and 1 known social bather. What's next? Emi being part of a quilt group? Jerukh having a hard-partying Mr. Hyde to his current straight-laced Dr Jekyll? Soliana participating in Jagermonster style slam poetry? :P

On a side note, I can see that I've got a lot of studying to do before we hit Tian Xia.

So that's one vote for the village via the sneaky route.

I'll show you a quilting group...

Well played, Emi, well played.

Just wait until the 'perfect storm' hits... when ALL of our collective character peculiarities merge into a superstorm of Adults-Only RP.

The horror... the horror.

*Orders popcorn in bulk*

Dis gunna be guuuuuuuuuud.

Well, we can't get too racy with it. I would like to maintain my perfect streak of not getting banned from forums I get on. :D

Okay, decided to go with MW scale mail. The glaive does plenty of damage as is and the reduced ACP means she's a little less likely to drown when she inevitably falls into water at some point...

(Not to mention I think it'd be more her style.)

Now to go catch up on Gameplay since there are 7 unread posts and y'all are apparently up to shenanigans...

Not sure what to go for with the MW option...

Considering MW Wood Armour or MW Alchemy Crafting Kit (would grant +1 checks to Alchemy checks).

In lieu of a MW item Jerukh would love to own a Chirurgeon's Kit (worth 400GP).