DM Salsa Presents: The Jade Regent (Inactive)

Game Master AdamWarnock


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Female Tiefling Witch 1
Quick stats:
AC 14, T 13, FF 11; HP 6/7; CMD 13; F +1, R +3, W +3 (+2 vs curses); Resist cold 5, electricity 5, fire 5; Init +7; Perc +4 (+6 if familiar within arm's reach); darkvision 60 feet

Hee hee. Shelby has smelly feet. :P


Kassen Battle Maps

Post is up, and I regret nothing.


Female Human Warpriest 1 of Iomedae HP 8/13 | AC 1914/12/1712 | F +3 R +1 W +4 | Init +2 | Perc +2

Haha! You jerk.


WS 33, BS 38, S 30, T 31, Ag 36, Int 30, Per 32, WP 47, Fel 64; Wounds 5/5, FP 1/4 | +15 command on a ship | Currently:

Well, I know a certain fortune teller who's going to have a Field Day with that one.


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Selbarina "Shelby" Renarin wrote:
Haha! You jerk.

I did consider scandalous undergarments and a risque love letter as well, but I figured this was more likely. :)


Female Human Warpriest 1 of Iomedae HP 8/13 | AC 1914/12/1712 | F +3 R +1 W +4 | Init +2 | Perc +2

All the uptight people have some kind of skeleton in their closet, for sure. That's not a stereotype or anything! Ummmm...it was just so she could learn what counted for decent sex, and what needed to be justiced out of existence. Yeah!


Female Tiefling Witch 1
Quick stats:
AC 14, T 13, FF 11; HP 6/7; CMD 13; F +1, R +3, W +3 (+2 vs curses); Resist cold 5, electricity 5, fire 5; Init +7; Perc +4 (+6 if familiar within arm's reach); darkvision 60 feet

Ouch. My sides. Salsa, I think you just broke me.

Shelby reads smut! XD And has smelly feet! XD

Anyone else here played Dragon Age: Inquisition? "It's literature! ... Smutty literature!"


Female Tiefling Witch 1
Quick stats:
AC 14, T 13, FF 11; HP 6/7; CMD 13; F +1, R +3, W +3 (+2 vs curses); Resist cold 5, electricity 5, fire 5; Init +7; Perc +4 (+6 if familiar within arm's reach); darkvision 60 feet

Three days later, I'm still laughing at this. It's too good.


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Female Human Rogue 1 HP 6/9 | AC 18/15/13 | F +0 R +6 W +0 | Init +6 | Perc +4

Shelby's portrait even sort of looks like Cassandra. :D


Male Human Monk 1 [HP 10/10; AC 17 / FF 14 / T 16; F+4/ R: +5 / W: +5; init: +3; Perc: +7]

Darn it, I can't find that portrait, is there a link?


Female Human Warpriest 1 of Iomedae HP 8/13 | AC 1914/12/1712 | F +3 R +1 W +4 | Init +2 | Perc +2

She sure does resemble her, doesn't she?


Male Elf Hunter (Divine hunter) 1 (AC: 18 [T: 15 /F: 13]; HP: 9/9; F+2, R+7, W+3 [+2 vs. enchantments]; Init: +7; Perc: +9 [Low-light])

Things may be going fairly slow for me until the end of the semester, I bit off more than expected, so please bear with me. Sunday at work is currently the only solid free time I've been able to find to post. I should have a post up today.


Female Tiefling Witch 1
Quick stats:
AC 14, T 13, FF 11; HP 6/7; CMD 13; F +1, R +3, W +3 (+2 vs curses); Resist cold 5, electricity 5, fire 5; Init +7; Perc +4 (+6 if familiar within arm's reach); darkvision 60 feet

*looks around*
*whistles*
Sooooooo... How about those current news events, eh?


M Varisian Human 1 Kineticist (Aether)

I hear that news event is really newsing it up lately. But they could do better if they listened to my inane advice.


Male Human Monk 1 [HP 10/10; AC 17 / FF 14 / T 16; F+4/ R: +5 / W: +5; init: +3; Perc: +7]

*switches to cooking channel*


M Varisian Human 1 Kineticist (Aether)

I think Salsa is cooking up a map for us on this one.


Female Human Warpriest 1 of Iomedae HP 8/13 | AC 1914/12/1712 | F +3 R +1 W +4 | Init +2 | Perc +2

I think he has it on simmer.


Kassen Battle Maps

The map's ready, I just need to get the ball rolling.


M Varisian Human 1 Kineticist (Aether)

Well, we're ready when you are.


Kassen Battle Maps

Sorry, been having to work late and haven't been getting home until 10:00 10:30 at night. Earliest I might be able to update is tomorrow night. It'll likely be Sunday before I can find the time and energy to get the ball rolling again.


M Varisian Human 1 Kineticist (Aether)

Thanks for letting us know.


M Varisian Human 1 Kineticist (Aether)

Top left corner Lou.


Male Human Monk 1 [HP 10/10; AC 17 / FF 14 / T 16; F+4/ R: +5 / W: +5; init: +3; Perc: +7]

ok thanks, but at work now and no map access while at work...


M Varisian Human 1 Kineticist (Aether)

Lou is about 60' away from the nearest goblin, it's all difficult terrain. He's about another 60' from the nearest of the other group, (that's me) and we have goblins right up on us. So you'll probably be stuck doing a double move to get a whopping 30' if you want to be in Melee, or you'll have to pull a ranged weapon out and shoot from there.

Also, there are 8 goblins in between our two groups, 5 about halfway between and three up on our group. The Other Monster is about 50 feet to the side and coming towards the smaller group.


Kassen Battle Maps

Last time I did this, the party had to fight a hag. Besides, it's only six goblins now.


Male Human Monk 1 [HP 10/10; AC 17 / FF 14 / T 16; F+4/ R: +5 / W: +5; init: +3; Perc: +7]

and no ....never-mind I will not say his name....


Female Tiefling Witch 1
Quick stats:
AC 14, T 13, FF 11; HP 6/7; CMD 13; F +1, R +3, W +3 (+2 vs curses); Resist cold 5, electricity 5, fire 5; Init +7; Perc +4 (+6 if familiar within arm's reach); darkvision 60 feet

That was fun. I'm hoping a certain someone will make another appearance later on :P


M Varisian Human 1 Kineticist (Aether)

I'm hoping they were not first level...


WS 33, BS 38, S 30, T 31, Ag 36, Int 30, Per 32, WP 47, Fel 64; Wounds 5/5, FP 1/4 | +15 command on a ship | Currently:

Level 2, if I remember correctly.


WS 33, BS 38, S 30, T 31, Ag 36, Int 30, Per 32, WP 47, Fel 64; Wounds 5/5, FP 1/4 | +15 command on a ship | Currently:

Just so everyone is aware, I am weeks away from the birth of my second spawn. My posting may become sproatic or drop off a bit as the wife needs me more and more with the approach of The Time.

I don't foresee huge gaps, but I wanted to give youall a heads up, just in case.


Female Tiefling Witch 1
Quick stats:
AC 14, T 13, FF 11; HP 6/7; CMD 13; F +1, R +3, W +3 (+2 vs curses); Resist cold 5, electricity 5, fire 5; Init +7; Perc +4 (+6 if familiar within arm's reach); darkvision 60 feet

Actually, I think we were level 1, and that was what bumped us. Totes hanging out to see how Kyna's doing. Give it a couple of real-time years.

And I know I've already congratulated you elsewhere, but eh, I'm doing it again! Baby Choonling! Eeeeeeeee! :D


Male Elf Hunter (Divine hunter) 1 (AC: 18 [T: 15 /F: 13]; HP: 9/9; F+2, R+7, W+3 [+2 vs. enchantments]; Init: +7; Perc: +9 [Low-light])

I apologize for my continued minimal presence, but the S**t storm of school work has been insane and I'm just working to keep up. Classes end soon, so please bear with me, and I will have the whole summer for posting.


Male Probably human Computer Scientist 1/ Character Synthesizer 20/ Crazy 99

A player in a game I'm in recently had someone disappear on him, and is looking for a nother replacement. This is for a Rise of the Runelords game that is still in Book 1 if you're interested.

As a bonus, I'm not the one GMing it, so you don't have to worry about references to Krosk. :D As a more questionable bonus, you get to play with the me on the same side of the screen.

The game is here: GM Haladir
The Character creation rules are here: The Recruitment Thread and Leveling Rules
And you can PM the GM here to let him know you're interested: GM Haladir's Rise of the Runelords


Female Human Warpriest 1 of Iomedae HP 8/13 | AC 1914/12/1712 | F +3 R +1 W +4 | Init +2 | Perc +2

Salsa, it's been 4 days. Would you consider botting Datura and Archibald so we can resume?


Kassen Battle Maps

Yes, I'll bot them tonight.

Sorry, I've been feeling a little drained from work (nothing bad, just a lot on my plate at the moment,) and that's reduced how much I post when I get home.

Long story short, sorry for the slower posting speed, I won't be abandoning the game, though, as long as you guys still want to play.


WS 33, BS 38, S 30, T 31, Ag 36, Int 30, Per 32, WP 47, Fel 64; Wounds 5/5, FP 1/4 | +15 command on a ship | Currently:

Crap. I'll get Archibald done in a couple hours. Sorry.


Female Tiefling Witch 1
Quick stats:
AC 14, T 13, FF 11; HP 6/7; CMD 13; F +1, R +3, W +3 (+2 vs curses); Resist cold 5, electricity 5, fire 5; Init +7; Perc +4 (+6 if familiar within arm's reach); darkvision 60 feet

Salsa, can I get a confirmation on whether or not my hex worked?


Kassen Battle Maps

It did work, I just forgot to roll for the save.

Sorry, I forgot about it.


Female Tiefling Witch 1
Quick stats:
AC 14, T 13, FF 11; HP 6/7; CMD 13; F +1, R +3, W +3 (+2 vs curses); Resist cold 5, electricity 5, fire 5; Init +7; Perc +4 (+6 if familiar within arm's reach); darkvision 60 feet

Yay, misfortune hex! You seem to forget me a lot. Do I need to start posting regular reminders? ;-)


Male Probably human Computer Scientist 1/ Character Synthesizer 20/ Crazy 99

No, I need to start carefully making sure I got everyone's actions right.

I really don't mean to forget. It's just part of being scatter-brained.


Female Human Warpriest 1 of Iomedae HP 8/13 | AC 1914/12/1712 | F +3 R +1 W +4 | Init +2 | Perc +2

So is our ugly friend dead, or just wheezing? :p


Kassen Battle Maps

Just wheezing.


Male Human Monk 1 [HP 10/10; AC 17 / FF 14 / T 16; F+4/ R: +5 / W: +5; init: +3; Perc: +7]

sorry all, been distracted alot lately...I am also scatter brained at times.

but there was not much for Lou to do except wade through themud. anyway.

I am sure he will be useful in the future (maybe by level 6 or 7?)


Kassen Battle Maps

You could move two squares and sock the monster. Just saying, you haven't gone yet.


Female Human Warpriest 1 of Iomedae HP 8/13 | AC 1914/12/1712 | F +3 R +1 W +4 | Init +2 | Perc +2

17 points didn't drop it? Oh my...


Male Probably human Computer Scientist 1/ Character Synthesizer 20/ Crazy 99

If you're interested in Reign of Winter, and would like to play on the same side of the screen as me for once, there's a recruitment thread going on now for a RoW game I'm in that had two players just vanish on us. We're just about half to second level I think. If you're interested, you can submit a character here: RoW Recruitment!

Those of us playing are going to be involved, so I'll be pulling as hard as I can for you guys!


Female Tiefling Witch 1
Quick stats:
AC 14, T 13, FF 11; HP 6/7; CMD 13; F +1, R +3, W +3 (+2 vs curses); Resist cold 5, electricity 5, fire 5; Init +7; Perc +4 (+6 if familiar within arm's reach); darkvision 60 feet

On the one hand: poor Shelby! :P

On the other hand: hey, it's not my character getting all the bad luck for once! :P

...
...
...

*drops Misfortune hex on Shelby*


Female Human Warpriest 1 of Iomedae HP 8/13 | AC 1914/12/1712 | F +3 R +1 W +4 | Init +2 | Perc +2

It's alright, though. Payback is in full swing.


Kassen Battle Maps

I regret nothing. :D


WS 33, BS 38, S 30, T 31, Ag 36, Int 30, Per 32, WP 47, Fel 64; Wounds 5/5, FP 1/4 | +15 command on a ship | Currently:

My second, another daughter, was born at 5:41 pm US Eastern time. I have no idea what this week do to my posting. We'll see. I hope it doesn't disrupt it too much, but, again, we'll see.

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