A Bard's Life (Inactive)

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A tale of a bards struggle through school and life.


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Unnamed

Huh? I don't understand the mechanics question

Dark Archive

OkAy can go for a build that involves using a reach weapon and controlling the field around me to be a pia. Or I can go for dmg pure and simple. Which do you think would be better for them.


Unnamed

Is go away from the reach pia. The dragon disciple is reach, the spy and illusionist are pia

Dark Archive

Okay lol. See this is why I asked lol. Hmmmm holy vindicator maybe.


Unnamed

Ooo another paladin

Just don't be a goblin genocidal maniac

There is a baby goblin running around seeking protection. The last paladin left after that crap

Dark Archive

Perhaps an onispawn teifling.... paladin.... holy vindicator thing....... hmmmm. Will have something up tomorrow night....


Unnamed

I think you will be led to the camp by the baby goblin. I will let you decide why you are helping it not killing it

It is tiny, speaks a few words of common and usually is seen chewing on its doll or curling up on backpacks to sleep

Dark Archive

Because I am a paladin its a baby wtf is hard about that lol. I mean really paladin did the last guy not read the job description lol.


Unnamed

He was trying to make his relationship get a boost and f+@!ed it up lol

Dark Archive

Dumbass. But really read the freaking job description it doesn't matter what it is its a baby. Well Celtic maybe a baby evil outsider and I don't mean teachings I mean the full blown suckers. Though those are only ever babies for plot reasons.....


Unnamed

Once you have a profile lemme know

Make sure you name and give a story to you item worth up to 500. It will get better over the levels


Unnamed

Also crafting only allowed for consumables

I am allowing a total of 2 cohorts but they will have to come from characters that are introduced. Like the baby goblin could eventually become one

Dark Archive

Meh not going the leadership route also I'm a pally there is no crafting. Though I might get an animal companion at some point.

Dark Archive

Well I have a few problems.
One I can't decide paladin or cleric...

Next well I'm stuck... I can't decide which god sorta leaning towards Aspu... or maybe Fire sun goddess chick who's name I can't spell right now....


Unnamed

Go paladin. We lost one ou can have a new one thatnisban outcast cause he is a tiefling and e can protect the goblin!

And you mean saraenrae

Dark Archive

Yep the dawnflower. Just don't expect me to spell that without help lol. Being that I want to do evangelist and bought the book for it...... I will go with Saraenrae due to Aspu nit having a devotions entry which sucks..... I had a really cool idea and the stupid resource I bought for it failed me..... ~Kicks off repeatedly~

What I had planned was an Onispawn teifling who was bound to serve the Tian aspect of Aspu and had been having dreams to come to where the party is. Because Aspu is a god of leadership and rulers and other fun things..... I was even gonna stick to a quarterstaff.... stupid pdf. Oh well different backgrounds here I come.


Unnamed

You can start as an evangelist of you want

Dark Archive

Not for Aspu though lol. There is no info for the feat the class requires to function for him.... that's why I'm cranky. I will do Saraenrae her bonuses arent bad. Really its her or Iomeade. Aspu was just gonna make for a neat story you know what with the whole divine mandate for the right to rule and him showing up to defend it.

Hell I might just make a pally of Aspu anyways.....

Plus there is always the he is older than he thinks he is and some oni we have to kill along the way is one of his parents....

Why do I like to torture my characters so much? God this is almost as bad as Varin lol.

Dark Archive

Rolling off the table for spell traits.....

A page from Mini:
30d100 ⇒ (82, 20, 53, 34, 18, 5, 14, 6, 42, 28, 35, 83, 99, 99, 75, 89, 88, 64, 30, 82, 1, 11, 5, 78, 23, 97, 99, 78, 71, 85) = 1594

The roll. Drum roll please....
1d100 ⇒ 100

Dark Archive

Survey says.... carp roll twice.... ignore further 100s

2d100 ⇒ (41, 33) = 74

Not terrible if you will let me keep the rolls. Dr 2/silver for the 33 and Sr 10+1/2 lvl....

I would have rather had

16 wield oversized weapons cause well all oni run around with giant weapons....
and
wow there is alot of good stuff on this table.... just wow. And some icky stuff like you exude slime.... great bonus just so icky lol.

Dark Archive

Okay do you know how hard it is to spend 500gp on a random item? That isn't disposable. Grrrr...... fine I want the most power magic item in the universe. Socks of Dryness.

What do they do you ask?:
They keep your feet dry that's right that's it they keep your feet dry. So no jungle rot for this guy. Or athletes foot. Or foot stank muwhahahahahaha tremble before their unadulterated might tremble. ....

And btw I might really want those. Depends on what else I can find. They were like 50gp in second ed.

Dark Archive

That or maybe a travelers any tool.


Unnamed

you can have something disposable, I will create a recharge on it

one person has a spell tattoo that they can use once every 1d4 days


Unnamed

those are pretty good abilities you got there.

Also NO MORE VARIN

Please no grumpy self loathing I love pain...make someone that smiles once in a while please

Dark Archive

Hey Varin was not self loathing he just thought his job was to make less pain in the world for everyone else by eating it.....

And yeah they are have you seen the chart in the blood of fiends? There is some good stuff there.

Can I just pick someone who has a similar portfolio to Aspu and get those bonuses and say its Aspu... pretty much a refluff if not I will go with Saranrae. Also if you want the book you knowhow to get it sir....


Unnamed

that is probably fine, just let me know which god to substitute and what the boon would be

ill take a look at the Gods and probably say ok, unless you find some uber broken boon!

Dark Archive

Nah I want to stick as close as I can to Aspu he's pretty cool. Makes me think of a combo of IO and Bahamut

Dark Archive

Here we go ganked from the emperor lord of rulership. And I won't have the feat til third lvl but I still have to do the obedience.

Obedience Drop hot wax onto your brow and press the spot with a signet ring—either your own or that of a legitimate authority—to show your submission to deserved rulership. For that day, so long as your brow remains uncovered, you gain a +4 sacred bonus on saving throws against charm and compulsion effects.

BOONS 4049113 4049113
1: Verdict (Sp) command 3/day, enthrall 2/day, or suggestion 1/day

2: Olheon’s Judgment (Sp) Once per day, you can place a symbol on a target who has shirked his obligations or showed poor judgment in his official capacity; that symbol acts similarly to a mark of justice. This spell-like ability has a casting time of 1 round instead of 10 minutes, and when the mark activates it causes the target to take a –6 penalty to Wisdom and Charisma. The conditions you place on the mark must relate to the target’s actions as a leader

. 3: Lordship (Su) You automatically gain the Leadership feat, and you are always considered to have a reputation of fairness and generosity so long as you maintain your allegiance to Olheon. If you already have the Leadership feat, you gain an additional +2 bonus to your Leadership score. You may choose to attract a hound or legion archon as a cohort. Your archon cohort gains additional HD to bring its total HD to 2 lower than your own level.

Dark Archive

Should have everything done by midnight if you want to set me an Intropost I will post then.


Unnamed

Yea I'll give you a post and let you know that it is coming up


Unnamed

A note on the leadership bit. I am obly allowing a total of 2 npcs to be added as cohorts. So that is a little different though perhaps a baby goblin will be yours

Also make sure you speak goblin

Dark Archive

Well we can always rip the third from somewhere else. I really don't want followers but I wasnt gonna play mix and match with out your okay.

And how am I gonna do the traits.... being that I don't come from standpoint...
That's my last big question.


Unnamed

Oh is that mix and match?

No mix and match please pick a god and that is your list


Unnamed

Two traits. I won't require you to take a campaign

If you want to be tied to one of them it will have to be ameiko or Sandru cause they are trackers


Unnamed

Travelers


M Half-elf Gunslinger (Siege Gunner) 1/ Alchemist (Grenaider) 1

no that is a single stat block entry straight from the book lol i was saying when we get there if we decide we don't want leadership for my guy we can pull a third tier power from someone else.
what i said was i wasn't changing it without you telling me too lol

might just refluff one of the traits and Amekio will be my choice


Unnamed

Ok let's cross the leadership bridge if you are still alive


M Half-elf Gunslinger (Siege Gunner) 1/ Alchemist (Grenaider) 1

exactly lol


M Half-elf Gunslinger (Siege Gunner) 1/ Alchemist (Grenaider) 1

oh how am i doing the hp for second lvl??

Dark Archive

Okay now I'm mad I finished and posted and the dam thing ate it. And of course I didn't save it in note because I'm a freaking dumbass


Unnamed

Yuuup. Hate that


M Half-elf Gunslinger (Siege Gunner) 1/ Alchemist (Grenaider) 1

Okay max hp it is......


Unnamed

no max at first and half +1


M Half-elf Gunslinger (Siege Gunner) 1/ Alchemist (Grenaider) 1

See I knew that would get me an answer lol


Unnamed

When did you ask? Must have missed it

Dark Archive

Like 5 or 6 posts ago lol


Unnamed

i picked up the book so I can keep up with what you are doing on it.


Hp 16/16 AC 18 , touch 11 , flat-footed 17 Fort +2, Ref +2, Will +0 Resist 5 acid, electricity, fire Sr 11 Dr 2/silver

are we allowed a drawback?? dont know that i want one but as i am rebuilding everything i want to know if i can look at them also almost done

aslo my chosen item is a Masterwork Greatsword alchemicly treated to be like steel just for fun and flavor as far as i know nothing in the game is weak to jade i just think its kool.... unless you wanna veto it


Unnamed

no drawbacks


Unnamed

i don't see anything about a jade weapon...where are you finding that?

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