Greetings Minions!
M.A.D. is now taking on new minions and other such assistants for our new labs in the river kingdoms.
M.A.D. will be focusing on maintaining an evil presence in the river kingdoms while we craft new wondrous items, potions, and equipment to manipulate the economy of the world to our own ends. we will also march our selves to any and all settlements to greet them with fireballs, bombs and CONFETTI! YES CONFETTI! Our would be enemies will fall flat on their faces at our feet with laughter and pledge allegiance to us as we shower them with incredible inventions of unique design that may or may not work!
M.A.D. Will be an evil company, we will accept any alignment however it must be mentioned due to politically annoying bureaucratic red tape that anyone not at all evil or a genius such as ours truly may or may not find themselves as a test subject. The Charter Company (guild) will be aligned most likely neutral evil or lawful evil
Our Side Kick Tallahassee will be a dear and assist in further explaining later today after she brings us our blue berry muffins.
We will have need of any crafters, builders, and physically capable or other wise combat ready people, or any other class, archetype, persona that enjoy having a good time and being the brunt of a joke from time to time, people that like to see others smile by making them laugh.
you will probaly die, a lot, in this company but that is okay we can and will rebuild you faster, stronger, smarter, tougher, harder, and otherwise just better, then reequip you to get back into the fray of world comicfication!
Also we are the terror that flaps in the night, the termite that devours your floorboards, the surprise in your cereal box, the skunk that pollutes your air, the batteries that are not included, the headache in the criminal mind, the wrong number that wakes you at 3am, the raspberry seed you can't floss out, the fingernail that scrapes the blackboard of your soul, the onion that stings in your eye, the special news bulletin that interrupts your favorite show, the scourge that pecks at your nightmares, the hairball that clogs your drains, low ratings that cancel your program, the auditor that wants to look at your books, the slug that slimes your begonias, the bubble gum that sticks in your hair, the itch you cannot reach, the smoke that smokes smoked oysters, the jailer who throws away the key, the ten dollar service charge on all returned checks, We are MAD!
Let's get dangerous.
Hmm, looking back at the wall of text it seems my player has been watching to many old cartoons while listening to our theme song.
Trolls and griefers need not apply.
What Dr. Fell Good is trying to say ladies and Gentlemen is that the charter company will be the following:
Name: M.A.D. Mad Alchemist Directive
Alignment: Lawful Evil or Nuetral Evil
Focus: World domination through crafting, comic mischief, and roleplay.
Required alignment to join: Any, preferably evil.
Required class: Any, M.A.D. will need everything
Other requirements to join: You need to have a good sense of humor, not be a jerk, and pretty much be willing to do anything to achieve our goals with out resorting to exploits, cheats, and grief.
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Greetings to you! I am The Wyldethorne, and I would like to introduce myself as an Ambassador of The Kingdom of Aeternum
and offer to establish Diplomatic Ties, if that be your desire. I sincerely hope to establish relations with you, our neighbors. Good day, and Well Met!
why thank you Wyldthorne, While we are evil and and Aetenum is good We can see us working together in trade from time to time and having a jovial joke in a tavern somewhere.
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I've added your Guild to the Guild Recruitment & Helpful Links list. If you have a brief description you'd like to appear there to let people know about your guild while they're browsing that list, just PM me or post a clear request here.
Also, The Seventh Veil welcomes you to the community, and extends an offer of Diplomatic Outreach. (Note, this is not an offer for Alliance, just a way to open formal channels for private discussions.)
You seem to want to turn the whole thing into a joke, and that's fine, but it may make it difficult for us to do anything constructively together.
I've added your Guild to the Guild Recruitment & Helpful Links list. If you have a brief description you'd like to appear there to let people know about your guild while they're browsing that list, just PM me or post a clear request here.
Also, The Seventh Veil welcomes you to the community, and extends an offer of Diplomatic Outreach. (Note, this is not an offer for Alliance, just a way to open formal channels for private discussions.)
You seem to want to turn the whole thing into a joke, and that's fine, but it may make it difficult for us to do anything constructively together.
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Nihimon, We can be very constructive together, after all as long as there are people in the world someone is going to want someone else to make their items, harvest their resources or any other non adventurous things.M.A.D. may be all fun, games, and jokes, but make no mistake M.A.D. does plan to take this game very seriously when it comes to contracts, settlements, and crafting.
We want M.A.D. to be the comic relief here for everyone's entertainment. A group that fully supports role play, we also want M.A.D. to be looked to as a dependable crafters guild. [end ooc]
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Nesting the word 'mad' in the acronym 'MAD' seems... clumsy.
Calling oneself insane is also rather banal. If you've inhaled a bit too much quicksilver vapour, you probably wouldn't think you're the mad one(s).
...continued merry-making :)
I think Nihimon's word works better: 'Merry Alchemists' Directive'.
We want M.A.D. to be the comic relief here for everyone's entertainment. A group that fully supports role play, we also want M.A.D. to be looked to as a dependable crafters guild. [end ooc]
I look forward to your next Comic Relief for PFO... and I'll be holding you to that bakeoff once there are Golarion recipes to use!
So an entire company filled with mad scientists?
How many do you think are gonna have a cat pet named Mr. Bigglesworth?
While we feel Mr. Bigglesworth is an acceptable name for someone's cat, We would like to point out we do not currently have a pet cat. How ever, as no lab is complete with out a pet we would like to introduce you to our pet named Fluffy! Have you ever seen a more adorable little reptile?