Chris Lambertz is from the future!

[Jiggy]

lolwut

[Cosmo]

Chris Lambertz IS the future!

FTFY

[Jiggy]

Relatedly, the thread in question appears to be stuck at the top of the Rules boards (which I guess makes sense, since no matter what it will continue to have the newest date).

[Chris Lambertz]

Oops! That's what I get for tinkering. I'll see what I can do to fix that >.>

[Treppa]

I'm in the market for stock tips. I'll make it worth your while in July.

[Marc Radle]

Forget stock tips ... who's gonna win the World Cup???

[Dream Daemon]

Dear Mr. Lambertz,

Which lotto numbers shall I pick in June?

Sincerely,

Dream Daemon

[Aberzombie]

LAMBERTZ!!!

You keep that date for the zombiepocalypse quiet! You hear me?

[Mark Moreland]

Chris travels to the future just so she can be there to point and laugh when I spill my coffee. Otherwise how would she know when I was gonna do it? How?!

[Dream Daemon]

Also, apologies to Ms. Lambertz for making an erroneous guess regarding gender. I stand corrected and embarassed.

[Treppa]

Chris is a robot.

[Chris Self]

Treppa wrote:

I'm in the market for stock tips. I'll make it worth your while in July.

Buy low and sell high. Invest in broad market funds.

See you in July!

[Cheapy]

I'm surprised the advice wasn't "invest in Roleplaying Game publishers"

[Chris Self]

Cheapy wrote:

I'm surprised the advice wasn't "invest in Roleplaying Game publishers"

Oh, man, no, I'd never recommend that.

Buy their products, though. We fools over here need all the help we can get.

[Rogue Eidolon]

Ross Byers is from the present!

[Treppa]

Chris Self wrote:

Treppa wrote:

I'm in the market for stock tips. I'll make it worth your while in July.

Buy low and sell high. Invest in broad market funds.

See you in July!

Cool. I found some real bargains. FNMA. AIG. I loaded up the truck.

[Adam Daigle]

Hey, Chris, can you...oh...thanks for taking care of that.

Robots are amazing!

[Urizen]

What I'm really concerned about: has anyone seen John Connor?

[The Dread Pirate Hurley]

The terminators are already on their way.

[Callous Jack]

What about the morlocks? (Have they already infiltrated Customer Service?)

[Liz Courts]

Callous Jack wrote:

What about the morlocks? (Have they already infiltrated Customer Service?)

Only if there isn't enough coffee.

[FallofCamelot]

Hey Chris. If you are interested I know some Libyans who can provide you with plutonium at very reasonable rates.

Just steer clear of parking lots for the foreseeable OK?

[Rubit Chris]

Liz Courts wrote:

Callous Jack wrote:

What about the morlocks? (Have they already infiltrated Customer Service?)

Only if there isn't enough coffee.

WE REQUIRE MORE COFFEE MATERIALS

[Darklord Morius]

Miss Lambertz, how are you related with The Overseer?