James is on the phone RIGHT NOW being interviewed for... I don't know, a job at Arby's or something, and we're mocking him behind his back. That's just how we roll around here. We're all one big team. ^_^
I think he's still upset about the "Who's the Boss?" Paizo-parody image I made yesterday. Arby's doesn't allow Photoshop on its computers, I'm sure.
Come on guys, clearly he's talking to the Defense Department about using Pathfinder simulations to train space pilots.
It's true. It's important to help and make sure that any new employer gets a proper idea of what they're acquiring. Fortunately, talking loudly about Sean's extensive portfolio of slashfic novels seems to do the job.
I think he's still upset about the "Who's the Boss?" Paizo-parody image I made yesterday. Arby's doesn't allow Photoshop on its computers, I'm sure.
I think we're all a little upset about that...
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I think he's still upset about the "Who's the Boss?" Paizo-parody image I made yesterday. Arby's doesn't allow Photoshop on its computers, I'm sure.I think we're all a little upset about that...
I'm not.. Sean did not put my picture in that particular nightmare...
I found it rather humorous!
Jason
~laughter~ Children, children, children! Behave!
Did we mention that Erik's out sick today?
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It's true. It's important to help and make sure that any new employer gets a proper idea of what they're acquiring. Fortunately, talking loudly about Sean's extensive portfolio of slashfic novels seems to do the job.
I'm still looking forward to Sean's novella "The Sexy Secret of Saltmarsh." Get over here you sexy lizardmen. Rowr.
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It's true. It's important to help and make sure that any new employer gets a proper idea of what they're acquiring. Fortunately, talking loudly about Sean's extensive portfolio of slashfic novels seems to do the job.
Wait.. is it still slashfic if it includes a bunch of hand-drawn pictures.. that gets close to slashart... right?
Did we mention that Erik's out sick today?
Yeah. Erik's totally out and there's ABSOLUTELY NO WAY HE'LL EVER SEE THIS.
Wait.. is it still slashfic if it includes a bunch of hand-drawn pictures.. that gets close to slashart... right?
What do you think he's been doodling in all those Ghostwalk and Ebay books?
Now Jacobs is casually making sure to mention all our individual accomplishments, as if we weren't listening...
Us + Jacobs = <3
Can we sell those without getting sued?
Probably not.
I've deployed the recording device from the ceiling above his cubicle and it seems to be engorged by a large tentacled creature. Has James shifted forms again? I wonder if having tentacles gets you bumped off the list of moved up the list at Arby's?
What do you think he's been doodling in all those Ghostwalk and Ebay books?Wait.. is it still slashfic if it includes a bunch of hand-drawn pictures.. that gets close to slashart... right?
Er ... was he re-creating that scene from Titanic again?
Yes.. but he was alone.. in a room.. with a mirror... not good.
Gross.
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It's true. It's important to help and make sure that any new employer gets a proper idea of what they're acquiring. Fortunately, talking loudly about Sean's extensive portfolio of slashfic novels seems to do the job.I'm still looking forward to Sean's novella "The Sexy Secret of Saltmarsh." Get over here you sexy lizardmen. Rowr.
I think Heathansson just got some ideas for his Saltmarsh pbp game...
Okay, guys, he's wrapping it up... back to work! Look busy!
James is talking about cloning us to get everything caught up... but what about after we don't need them/us any more. I don't want to have to kill and eat a clone version of me. ~_~
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James is talking about cloning us to get everything caught up... but what about after we don't need them/us any more. I don't want to have to kill and eat a clone version of me. ~_~
Don't think of it as cannibalism think of it as gaining the tasty xp I mean You've got to be a Cr 14 creature at least.
Awww, he's done and now he's back to just cussing at us.
Clearly Lisa doesn't get on the boards enough to see how much you guys slack off.
I can't believe what I'm reading!!!! XD.... You guys rock!
Clearly Lisa doesn't get on the boards enough to see how much you guys slack off.
Quiet you! It's our jobs to keep you guys entertained! If you were here you could see performances by the SKR Parody Christmas Choir and Operation Banjo Thug.
Clearly Lisa doesn't get on the boards enough to see how much you guys slack off.Quiet you! It's our jobs to keep you guys entertained! If you were here you could see performances by the SKR Parody Christmas Choir and Operation Banjo Thug.
That's it, We're going to start a pool to install webcams in Paizo HQ.
YAY!!! Good idea Dennis!
That's it, We're going to start a pool to install webcams in Paizo HQ.**Sexy Voice** "Hi welcome to Paizo. For just $5.99 an hour you can watch me as I do things you wouldn't believe with these dice..."
I would prefer Sean or Wes stuck to strictly believable things with dice. Nor am I much interested in hearing Jason talk in a sexy voice.
Might be a popular service with the ladies on the board though.
James is talking about cloning us to get everything caught up... but what about after we don't need them/us any more. I don't want to have to kill and eat a clone version of me. ~_~
Surely others at Paizo have the same problem. Perhaps names could be thrown in a hat and you would draw them out to see which person got to eat you. If it works for Secret Santa, it should work for Eat Your Own Clone Day.
...or is it the case that the rest are all autocannibals? Because I can see how that would be awkward. Especially at lunch. Suddenly Erik Mona Day takes on an astounding new meaning.
Alternatively, I'm sure some fans can be found that would be willing to pay shipping on chunks of Clone de Wes in exchange for the honor of being able to partake of the scrumptious delight. They could make t-shirts to proclaim that they ate- No! Paizo could make those t-shirts!
Imagine seeing those at cons. Or as gag gifts for family members.
It's true. It's important to help and make sure that any new employer gets a proper idea of what they're acquiring. Fortunately, talking loudly about Sean's extensive portfolio of slashfic novels seems to do the job.I'm still looking forward to Sean's novella "The Sexy Secret of Saltmarsh." Get over here you sexy lizardmen. Rowr.
I used to be "Oceanus" in the original module.
Until DM Heathy retconned me.
LMAO
I would prefer Sean or Wes stuck to strictly believable things with dice.
First of all, you'd be amazed what I and especially Sean can stick to. I imagine that including dice would only improve our... um... viscosity.
Nor am I much interested in hearing Jason talk in a sexy voice.
Second. Any time Jason talks it's in his sexy voice. Rowr.
Eat Your Own Clone Day.
OMG. Let it be written. From now on November 19th is Eat Your Own Clone Day.
Alternatively, I'm sure some fans can be found that would be willing to pay shipping on chunks of Clone de Wes in exchange for the honor of being able to partake of the scrumptious delight. They could make t-shirts to proclaim that they ate- No! Paizo could make those t-shirts!Imagine seeing those at cons. Or as gag gifts for family members.
Um. Wow. I. I have never been more uncomfortable in my entire life. I think I need an adult.
Um. Wow. I. I have never been more uncomfortable in my entire life. I think I need an adult.
I thought it was only polite to-
I should stop before I make it worse, right?
OMG. Let it be written. From now on November 19th is Eat Your Own Clone Day.
Ugh. I just can't stand myself. I have no taste. So I need a lot of spice and sauces.
And clone always has that slightly plasticy aftertaste, the one who get with even higher quality more expensive packaged food.
Also, this thread has reinforced how much I love the Paizo staff and how much Lord Magister Jacobs would miss at Arby's.
Where he would become the Lord Sandwicher?
