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Rusty the Poodle's page
404 posts. Alias of taig (RPG Superstar 2012).
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Do we really want to start ThuMo nuclear war?
AbsolutGrndZer0 wrote: Rusty the Poodle wrote: Poor TuMo! Let me get some duct tape.
*Throws a roll of lavender Duck Tape (Begin lesson. That's the original brand before it was used on heating ducts and became known as duct tape. End lesson) at Rusty's head* <the roll bounces off Rusty's head, drawing no discernible reaction>
Oooooh, duckt tape! I was looking for you!
Poor TuMo! Let me get some duct tape.
Whoa, Tuedsay Monster, thanks! Why are you being so nice? Is it my birthday?
Damn it, where is my shovel?!? I need my mid-afternoon snack!
I was wondering where my Doritos went...
Monday's are deliciously rich in irony.
It's Tuesday I'm not looking forward to.
Casual Friday Monster wrote: *wanders into the thread wearing a gown made of metal shrapnel* Rawr!
I wonder if they'll let me on the plane. I mean, it's not like I can sit on the wing. That's just silly.
I like baseball.
The bats are really crunchy!
<...and immediately surrender>
Thanks for the bats, guys! They're alumininum, but I'll take it.
Om nom nom nom...
Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote: It...it wasn't....wasn't very pretty. I still have nightmares about it. And daymares...... And *shudder* Sebastians?
Cockapoo wrote: Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote: I was lit by Barry White once....... I'm afraid to ask. I think he got a spanking.
<Slips out of TuMo's grasp>
Got to go. Bye!
*sigh* I'm a paladin poodle now...
Iron filings...with whole milk.
I know PCR!
<Jumps on TuMo's chest>
Lead???!!?!?!?
That's like catnip to me! Er, dognip?
Yay! Knives!
Om nom nom nom...
Can I have the knives?
Pwetty Pwease?
Oooooh. That hit the spot!
AbsolutGrndZer0 wrote: NO leave the black powder alone!!!! Arrrrrgh. <Wearing black powder mustache>
Why? It's soooo delicious.
Now, C4, that stuff is naaaasty.
Cockapoo wrote: Miss Kitty wrote: Be careful, that black stuff looks spicy. Miss Kitty is right, Rusty. You know what spicy stuff does to you. Spotty Carpet has horror stories.... Oh, pshawrt!
AbsolutGrndZer0 wrote: *returns with written permission to destroy the Poodle Cult, notarized by Jezelda, Mistress of Werewolves herself. (DC 30 to realize it's a forgery), and sets up large barrels of black powder around the clubhouse with a line of black powder out a crack in the wall, then lights the black powder and runs off to watch the fireworks...* What's this black stuff?
Ooooh, YUMMY!
The Monday Monster wrote: Rusty the Poodle wrote: MoMo is so cute. His cheeks get all rosy when he threatens us.
Your cheeks are going to get real rosy when I kick you in the @$$ tomorrow. Ummmmm......
MoMo is so cute. His cheeks get all rosy when he threatens us.
Well, I like CaFriMo better than ThuMo or MoMo.
Yay! Om nom nom nom...
Ooooh, and humping too!
I can has jungle gym?
Naked rust poodle!
Crimson Jester wrote: Bitter Thorn wrote: Aberzombie wrote: Bad BT!!! BAD! BAD!!! Oops. which thing? feeding strays. Arf.
It's MoMo!
This is so much better than the pound.
Is there a ThuMo around here? I don't think I've met him (or her).
Darth Knight wrote: Spurns the Hugs~
Eats all the Cookies~
kicks the puppies~
Ow! My gluteus rustimus!
I don't think the hippo will like me!
I wondered why that ranger asked if he could look at my scat.
Wolfie, KC's #2 Buddy wrote: Rusty the Poodle wrote: I can help!
<Leaves a landmine, rich in iron>
Wait, do you eat your own poop? Sure. Lots of dogs do.
Heh. Do.
I can help!
<Leaves a landmine, rich in iron>
Fiendish Blue wrote: Crimson Jester wrote: Way too many posts to catch up on. Please let me know if I missed anything. BOW BOW BOW, BOW BOW! BOW BOW BOW BOW BOW!*
*Translation: You missed me, CJ! And I'll eat your soul! Use ketchup.
Fiendish Blue wrote: Moff Rimmer wrote: Moff Rimmer wrote: How does Blue's Clues make any sense? Blue talks in a mockery of squeaks. Yet the other animals talk, the mailbox talks, even the soap talks. Yet everyone accepts this as "normal". And Steve is creepy. BOW! BOW! BOW BOW BO-BO-BOW!*
*Translation: "I'm going to eat your face!" Awwwwwww. He's so cuuuute.
The Monday Monster wrote: Rusty the Poodle wrote: Yay, MoMo!
When are coming to visit for "hugs"?
If "hugs" means giving you a swift kick in the ass, then yes, I'll be by tomorrow for "hugs". Btw, for the Millionth time, MY NAME IS THE MONDAY MONSTER!!! IT"S NOT HUMO YOU &*^%$#^!!! MoMo, I can understand why you'd be upset when someone calls you HuMo. That's definitely not your name. It'd be like calling me Rasty, or saying I'm not a poodle. I'd be peeved too.
And whoever is calling MoMo HuMo, please stop. Poor MoMo has feelings, too.
The Monday Monster wrote: Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote: drops a few landmines down into the Abyss
See you tomorrow MoMo!
Ahhhhhhh!!!!! Stop it!!! You'll be my first victim tomorrow!!! You can bet on it!!! It's cute they way you say "victim".
Yay, MoMo!
When are coming to visit for "hugs"?
CourtFool wrote: Replace Spotty?! I've left some of my best stains on him! It was something MoMo wanted to do. I think he was getting tired of hiding under Spotty.
Spotty Carpet wrote: Don't go to fast... remember I'm down here, guys. I thought you were getting replaced...
Oh, heh, I'm not supposed to talk about that Imeanttosayanothercarpetwasgettingreplacedkthxbye
Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote: I keep thinking I'm forgetting something..... It's almost Hump Day?
Snarky Poodle wrote: *humps unconscious CDP* Are you a Pittsburgh Steelers quarterback?
Snarky Poodle wrote: HASTA LA VISTA, BABY!
Ooh. Some day I'm going to say that to MoMo!
Since he's a Frenchie, he'll know what you mean. :)
GET TO THE CHOPPA!
I smell delicious!
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