Rogue Rogue Derpy Der's page

That also has the added advantage of making OTD more interesting.

I like Crunchberries, myself.

Moar "Is <X>/<Y>/<Z> (or some combo) evil?" threads?

Poofin.

Penguins are the coolest animals!

The 2nd Amendment guarantees the right to bear arms.

Hello everybody! Come on down to Sofa-King, where the prices aren't just low. They're Sofa-King low!

Pun Ditz doesn't get it.

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Me neither.

Studpuffin wrote:

Pun Ditz wrote:

Jyu1ch1 wrote:

Justin Franklin wrote:

Jyu1ch1 wrote:

Took 2hours to get to work this morning. Saw a Semi truck jack knifed on the side of the road. Can't imagine that will be cheap to fix.

Only took me an hour and a half.:) Was that the egg semi?

I guess so? It did not have any outside markings that I remember.

It got cut off by the chicken truck. Everyone knows the chicken came before the egg.

At least the rooster did. NYUCK NYUCK.

I don't get it.

Get what?

Moorluck wrote:

Then FHDM and myself will lift our newly shaven skulls in celebration!

....of saving a few bucks on shampoo and barber cost. ;)

Oh no, I still shampoo and care for my scalp. It needs to remain lubricated, lightly scented, and above all, kept clear of blocked pores and detrius.

Heh heh. Lubricated.

Puffy the Ninja Pie wrote:

Sneaks into the thread, slices a pie into 8 slices, then sneaks out of thread, making a successful Stealth Skill check.

~Sneaks out of same window taking all of the pie with her.~

<Wonders what she's eating since all the pie is gone>

Order of the Wood...

Let me see if I follow the logic...

They don't make my butt look evil, but they do make my butt look fat. Therefore, fat is not evil. Which means consuming corn syrup-laden products is actually good. So...paladins like corn syrup.

Treppa wrote:

Auntie Paladin wrote:

I've got a +5 holy cold iron flyswatter I'll be using to smite that backside unless you settle-down young man!

"Auntie Paladin?" I think you're just George Bush in Barbara's wig!

I thought it was Val Kilmer in drag...

Now, that's evil!

Better check mine.

::Vogue; vogue::

You could kill a wyvern-riding baby goblin with that!

Does that make you evil or good, Mr. Fishy?

Just asking...

Gyldyr wrote:

Sin'ayd Ohkan'rr wrote:

I'll wait until everyone else has had a piece.

Why?

I like to watch.

Nothing compares to you.

I'm too embarrassed to be called a drow.

It could be the other way around. I can't remember.

I had social miscues once.

I couldn't get rid of them with penicillin.

Not me. I'm pretty low on the totem pole. And I know Lea is on the stripper pole.

taig wrote:

Dr. Double Honors, Ph.D. wrote:

Urizen wrote:

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

Urizen wrote:

Pshaw! Over half of you STILL misspell my RL name on a regular basis.

But I do make you pay. Dearly.

Not I, DoubleG.

Ironically, one of Mindy's friends has dubbed me with that moniker.

It's not ironic. It's like an IQ thang.

Oh sure. Brag about your IQ on the boards, why doncha?

DUR DA DURR!

You rang?

A paladin of Asmodeus and a cleric in heavy armor walk into a bar...

politics and religion and stuff

hurr hurr

taig wrote:

Urizen wrote:

taig wrote:

That sounds reasonable to me. Now that you mention it, raw sneak attack damage should be better than applying a condition/poison. Have you ever looked at the Complete Rogue sourcebook (3.5 splattybook from WoTC)? It's got a similar mechanic to what you're looking for, except it trades out dice of damage for a condition.

You're thinking of the Complete Scoundrel.

Yeah, that's the one. I knew it wasn't Complete Rouge.

I've got both of those volumes, backwards and forwards.

I've got two copies of one of those books.

Hey, you got the "extra large". I like!

taig wrote:

Moorluck wrote:

taig wrote:

Must...get...to...20,000...

How do you think I feel? I've missed evryone so far. :/

We can't have that, now can we?

This will be your first, then.

Be gentle, it's my first time.

That's not I heard. I've got +15 on my Listen checks.

<Steals Spanky's fork>

You got that right, DM Phil.

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

Maybe we need to make a thread "Seriously, new people, we welcome you. You just have to get used to us."

Thats's a great idea! And then me and Derpy could pilfer their pockets while they listen to the orientation speech! :)

Taig the wife sayeth she senteth forth an E-mail...eth.

I've got the very first issue of Playboy. Whoa, nelly, pull that skirt up just above your knees!

Got it and replied. I was out most of the evening.

I snuck up on Fryer and gave him a Wedgie Sneak Attack. That should fix things.

Rogue Rogue Derpy Der wrote:

Lea, The Useless Rogue wrote:

Rogue Rogue Derpy Der wrote:

Looks like I stole the top of the page.

<Takes hood off>

I knew you was cute under that thing, but DA-AM!

Let's go increase our Acrobatics skills. ;)

I'm game if you are. But maybe we should remove our clothes, you know, to show trust... and... stuff.

Why are all my aliases' such tramps? :P

Oopsie. How did all my clothes come off?

<Heads to one of the "offices">

Yeah, I know. Even *shudder* Granny.

Rogue Rogue Derpy Der wrote:

Looks like I stole the top of the page.

<Takes hood off>

I knew you was cute under that thing, but DA-AM!

Let's go increase our Acrobatics skills. ;)

Looks like I stole the top of the page.

<Takes hood off>

Pwned by a rogue. How embarrassing!

Rogue Rogue Derpy Der wrote:

Rouge Rogue wrote:

Rogue Rogue Derpy Der wrote:

Solnes wrote:

Heya Dragon. I am sorry I have been unable to answer your calls tonight. We are having some problems with one of our employees and I have been on the phone with my boss and Kirk all night. It's dead now. When it charges I will call you right away. :)

Doesn't even say hi to me. I am unloved. :(

I like the color of you outfit. Your name's not as cool as mine, though.

My father was a functional illiterate, and my mother hated rogues. What can you do?

50 Flasks of achemist's fire, 3 flasks of acid, 100' of silk rope, masterwork sap, 2 live chickens, 3 large sacks and a small but vicious dog.

the rest should be self explatatory

Oh, no. The last time I did that, I allowed the Lord of the Dance to come to power.

I like your name, though. It's a lot more clever than "The Kissing Bandit".

Rogue Rogue Derpy Der wrote:

Solnes wrote:

Heya Dragon. I am sorry I have been unable to answer your calls tonight. We are having some problems with one of our employees and I have been on the phone with my boss and Kirk all night. It's dead now. When it charges I will call you right away. :)

Doesn't even say hi to me. I am unloved. :(

I like the color of you outfit. Your name's not as cool as mine, though.

My father was a functional illiterate, and my mother hated rogues. What can you do?

Heya Dragon. I am sorry I have been unable to answer your calls tonight. We are having some problems with one of our employees and I have been on the phone with my boss and Kirk all night. It's dead now. When it charges I will call you right away. :)

Doesn't even say hi to me. I am unloved. :(

Rogue Rogue Derpy Der wrote:

I was using mysterious Thieves Cant. So you know what I really meant. Wink wink. Nudge nudge.

Ah, but I also know what wink wink nudge nudge means, and quite frankly I'm insulted. Why would you even say something like that?

That last bit was for Shenker. Easy mistake.

I was using mysterious Thieves Cant. So you know what I really meant. Wink wink. Nudge nudge.

Rogue Rogue Derpy Der wrote:

Dill Dotee Baggins wrote:

Ahm a fahgter, and I ain't stoopid. Hey look two cute little gal rogues on either side a' me. This mahght jus' be mah lucky...URK!...

~Falls flat on his face.~

<Over Dill's body>

High five!

~Returns high five~

So who do we do next? We could PrC into assasian someday! :)

The next person who uses a word with the letter 'z'?

Ahm a fahgter, and I ain't stoopid. Hey look two cute little gal rogues on either side a' me. This mahght jus' be mah lucky...URK!...

~Falls flat on his face.~

<Over Dill's body>

High five!

Rogue Rogue Derpy Der wrote:

Hubba hubba!

I know your secret so hubba hubba right back at ya sweety.

Let me tell you, that took a lot of skill points.

Hubba hubba!

Rogue Rogue Derpy Der wrote:

<Quietly hangs upside-down from a chandelier and unlocks a door>

Ta Da!

Just think though, if people think we're worthless, it's even easier to rob the schmucks deaf, dumb and blind! :D

Shh! Don't tell them our secrets. We're not in the guildhouse, ya know.

Rogue Rogue Derpy Der wrote:

<Quietly hangs upside-down from a chandelier and unlocks a door>

Ta Da!

You're so talented! :D

I know, right? I'd like to see a fighter or a cleric do that. A wizard could if he blew half his allotment of spells for the day.

<Quietly hangs upside-down from a chandelier and unlocks a door>

Ta Da!

Thanks, Dragons and horned lady person. Now I feel bad for stealing your stuff.

It's just that I went to another part of the board, and there's this one guy who wants to, I don't know, erase me from existence. It's weird.

Why don't people like me?