Dispater gets his JUST DESERTS!


Pathfinder Second Edition General Discussion


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(Dispater is enjoying his devilously luxurious sulfur bath when the doors to his personal bathroom are flung open in the dreaded Town of Iron which lays at the absolute center the hellish infernal city of Dis)

(Dispater quickly rises from his bath in a burning hot rage)

Dispater: WHO DARES?

Il'setsya Wyrmtouched (holding a giant rune covered cannon over her shoulder): DISPATER!!!

Dispater: oh nooo...

Il'setsya: EAT PIEEEEE!

(cream pie launches out of the cannon and lands right in Dispater's horrified face)

(Il'setsya proceeds to throw the cannon away and stroll away humming the Gargoyles theme)

Dispater's Devil Servant: ...what was THAT all about?

Dispater: ...I'm still trying to figure that out...

Devil Servant (tasting the cream): Mmmmm...BANANA CCCRRREAAAAAAMMMM!

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This gave me a chuckle this morning, Berselius ^_^


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Who Dares..

Who Dares!!!!


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Prince Maleus wrote:

Who Dares..

Who Dares!!!!

At this point Dispater shouldn't be surprised. Heh.


Maya Coleman wrote:
This gave me a chuckle this morning, Berselius ^_^

Your welcome! I just wish we could make this into cannon lore. Sadly I realize Il'setsya is way to random and chaotic to make pranking the Lord of the Second Circle of Hell a constant thing.


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Berselius wrote:
Dispater's Devil Servant: ...what was THAT all about?

That's what I want to know! XD


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Who needs pie for desert? Pudding is just as delicious. However, even with devils it is important to remember that if you don’t eat your meat you can’t have any pudding!

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