Mmmmmm...
Braaaaaiiiinnnsss.....
Brainnnnnsssss......
Mmmm....brainnnssss.
We have to hurry up and get our haunted house ready. Do we want to do it today?
I know I'm not undead, but I do so enjoy a fine brain.
Perhaps I might be permitted to frequent your little club?
*creepy tongue thing*
Mmmmm.....brainnnn candy.
I'm going trick or treating. I hope I get some nice brains.
Did you eat their braaaaaaaaaaiiiinnnnsss?
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For any of you guys that weren't aware, we've been gathering outside of Tarren's house. He's been documenting our seige.
Brainnnnssss......?
Brainnnnssss......?
Mmmmm...
Tarren's brains should be tasty enough .. if we can get to them...
He's got himself locked in his car. Maybe someone could pose as a police officer and make him roll down his window.
He's got himself locked in his car. Maybe someone could pose as a police officer and make him roll down his window.
Or just call AAA and have them pop the locks.
He's got himself locked in his car. Maybe someone could pose as a police officer and make him roll down his window.Or just call AAA and have them pop the locks.
Good idea. Any of us remember any movie directing stuff before we became zombified? I'm thinking we want to be able to chowpounce the AAA guy after he pops the locks.
Oh ... lookie ... a brick ... tests the brick's heft, eyeing the car's windows
Sorry, boss, but that one never seems to work.
Sorry, boss, but that one never seems to work.
You could gnaw off the front tires on the car.
Why is eating brains so hard?
BRAINS ARE OVERRATED. THEY ARE UNNECESSARY TO THE CONTINUANCE OF THE MANY.
AS SUCH, I BELIEVE WE CAN REACH AN AGREEMENT....
Hey look, a robot. Do they have brainnnnnsssss......?
Not of the juicy ... scrumptious ... delicious ... rawwwww kind.
However, if it has a controller or pilot now ...
THERE IS NO PILOT ONLY THE COLLECTIVE.
THERE IS NO PILOT ONLY THE COLLECTIVE.
That's a whole lotta brains ... mmm ... brraaaiiinnnsssssss ...
NATURE'S BRAIN DESIGN IS FLAWED. ITS WEAKNESSES ARE TOO EASILY EXPLOITED. WE HAVE REBUILT IT BETTER, STRONGER, FASTER. INEDIBLE.
AFFIRMATIVE. THAT WAS THE PROBLEM.
NATURE'S BRAIN DESIGN IS FLAWED. ITS WEAKNESSES ARE TOO EASILY EXPLOITED. WE HAVE REBUILT IT BETTER, STRONGER, FASTER. INEDIBLE.
Did you ever work in marketing for M*cr*s*ft?
NATURE'S BRAIN DESIGN IS FLAWED. ITS WEAKNESSES ARE TOO EASILY EXPLOITED. WE HAVE REBUILT IT BETTER, STRONGER, FASTER. INEDIBLE.Did you ever work in marketing for M*cr*s*ft?
No, that was my work. And a damn lot of work it was too. Yesssss.
No, that was my work. And a damn lot of work it was too. Yesssss.NATURE'S BRAIN DESIGN IS FLAWED. ITS WEAKNESSES ARE TOO EASILY EXPLOITED. WE HAVE REBUILT IT BETTER, STRONGER, FASTER. INEDIBLE.Did you ever work in marketing for M*cr*s*ft?
I designed Vista.
I designed Vista.No, that was my work. And a damn lot of work it was too. Yesssss.NATURE'S BRAIN DESIGN IS FLAWED. ITS WEAKNESSES ARE TOO EASILY EXPLOITED. WE HAVE REBUILT IT BETTER, STRONGER, FASTER. INEDIBLE.Did you ever work in marketing for M*cr*s*ft?
Vista is really aw
I designed Vista.No, that was my work. And a damn lot of work it was too. Yesssss.NATURE'S BRAIN DESIGN IS FLAWED. ITS WEAKNESSES ARE TOO EASILY EXPLOITED. WE HAVE REBUILT IT BETTER, STRONGER, FASTER. INEDIBLE.Did you ever work in marketing for M*cr*s*ft?
If it's ok with you, I'm gonna "credit" you with Windows Me and MS Bob too.
If it's ok with you, I'm gonna "credit" you with Windows Me and MS Bob too.I designed Vista.No, that was my work. And a damn lot of work it was too. Yesssss.NATURE'S BRAIN DESIGN IS FLAWED. ITS WEAKNESSES ARE TOO EASILY EXPLOITED. WE HAVE REBUILT IT BETTER, STRONGER, FASTER. INEDIBLE.Did you ever work in marketing for M*cr*s*ft?
My proudest moment was Bonzai Buddy.
......brainnnnsss
*stomach gurgle*
Rrrrrrrrrr....
The Golarion Ghouls and Zombies Prayer, in honor of this Thanksgiving holiday in the States:
Urgathoa, who eats in the Heavens,
Hungry be thy name;
Thy cravings come;
Thy will be done,
On Golarion as it is everywhere else.
Give us this day our daily brains.
And forgive us our appetites,
as we devour those that trespass against us.
And lead us not into moderation;
but deliver us from restraint.
For thine is the table, the experience, and the gory,
for ever and ever.
Yum-Yum!