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[DeathlessOne]

Thread Necromancers' Guild wrote:

Update: The writer of this PR statement has been fired. They do not reflect the views or opinions of the Thread Necromancers Guild, nor do we take culpability for the statements within. The Thread Necromancers Guild does not condone violence towards anyone, living, unliving, or constructed. We do not discriminate based on ancestry, alignment, heritage, gender identity, mortal status, orientation, political beliefs, pregnancy, and religion as well as other any other identity markers. We believe in advocacy for the equal treatment of the all creatures and all threads.

This said, we have put in a legal injunction against the individual who uses the alias "DeathlessOne" immediately cease any and all attempts to communicate with us due to defaming and inaccurate statements as well an immediate cease-and-desist in publicly making discriminatory and hateful speech towards to the unliving individuals (as well as others). Further questions should be directed to our legal team.

Your attempt to hide behind a 'fall guy' is as blatantly obvious as is your attempt to deflect attention from responsibility. Your lies are plain for all to see.

It is a shame that I do not espouse a Lawful alignment, eh? Your injunction is worth less than the ink and parchment it is written on. Justice comes for you. Just as soon as Tar-Baphon is put back in his prison cell.

UD Sentient Squirrel Swarm wrote:

"The Swarm shall devour this "deathless" imposter until he is nothing but dust and memories!" the Swarm of Undead Sentient Squirrels echoes in unison while bringing their fingers menacingly together like a steeple, "ALL shall be consumed by the Might of Undeath!"

At least some of your 'members' are honest about what they are and what your mission truly is.

[Sysryke]

Thread Necromancers' Guild wrote:

DeathlessOne wrote:

Thread Necromancers' Guild wrote:

Sigh. More vitalist propaganda.

Propaganda? Which part? The living person impaled alive, the ambush by the undead, or the part about dragging the wight's soul to the boneyard for judgement? I'm sure a properly used divination spell could reveal the truth of the statements if you are doubt the veracity of my claims.

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Dear Egregiously Misnamed One,

I'm afraid your contractor status with the Guild have been permanently revoked, but we're pleased to announce we've fast-tracked your application for the new "Undead Squirrel Kibbel" role within our organization.

We look forward to speaking with you soon.

Its quite interesting how you keep finding these "applications" that have never been submitted. I briefly accepted an outsourced role within your organization though it was unsolicited. Revoking the title means little.

Carrauntoohil wrote:

To be fair, most avenues towards necromantically extended life require a death in the first place, from which one gloriously recovers.

DeathlessOne is ineligible from all of those avenues, by definition.

I feel like you made an assumption about the name being necromancy related but I don't recall that ever being confirmed.

Your sense of betrayal is on you ;p

Oh, I have most certainly tasted death at the hands of negative energy, though in this incarnation something unprecedented happened, and the blast that slew me was tainted with positive energy. I was reconstituted as a pseudo-outsider in the Boneyard and had the unique experience of facing ... well, let's not spoil it for those who might be on a similar journey as myself. Let's just say that I had some ... deep grievances to settle with 'myself' once I got back to the Material Realm.

But, take heart. Necromancy has little effect on me now. I do not fear the powers of the undead. I exist to hunt them down and bring them to judgement. Those who do not engage in atrocities and generally behave

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I'm hoping it's "J.K.'s" all the way around, but if not, I have to declare allegiance to the vitalists, as you call them. And on that note, whether it be Snowflakes or Undead Beasties, I use the clarion call of panicked peasants everywhere . . . . "Kill It With Fire!" . . . . . :p

[DeathlessOne]

Sysryke wrote:

I'm hoping it's "J.K.'s" all the way around, but if not, I have to declare allegiance to the vitalists, as you call them. And on that note, whether it be Snowflakes or Undead Beasties, I use the clarion call of panicked peasants everywhere . . . . "Kill It With Fire!" . . . . . :p

Oh, don't worry. This is all just fun and games