I need ideas for curses so insignificant they're treated more as a minor annoyance than an actual curse. Things such as:
* Your fingernails and toenails grow 6 inches every night.
* You MUST step through doors with your left foot first or you trip.
* You feel compelled to eat other people's food.
* Whatever happens to you or to people around you, you shed tears.
* Your feet smell very very bad, and nothing seems to help about it.
* A painted target periodically appears on your armor/clothes.
* You sneeze everytime you hear a certain word pronounced.
* You start to find wood extremely tasteful, and it's hard to resist having a bite.
* You are compelled to snap your fingers every time you say a word beginning with the letter Y.
* You drop your fork once before every meal.
* You say the word “tertiary” in a very specific and creepy manner.
You can only speak in compound sentences
You cannot pronounce conjunctions (For And Nor But Or Yet So)
Your left sock disappears off of your foot every day at a random time, and returns on your hand at an inconvenient moment.
Squirrels all instinctively hate you, and do what they can to mildly inconvenience you whenever they are nearby.