What are some good one liners for PCs or monsters?

[Yqatuba]

I remember a long time ago someone posted a thread like this on the DND boards. I remember one was: (upon casting power word kill or wail of the banshee) "stop me if you've heard this one before"

[Asmodeus' Advocate]

Lord Zykon wrote:

MAXIMIZED Energy Drain, dumbass.

[DeathlessOne]

Eh, I have a few saved up for my Vigilante Halfling when he uses blistering invective.

"With thrusts like that no wonder your wife always has time for me"

"You're about to die young but at least it means you won't have time to disappoint your parents any further”

"We all make mistakes. I'm sure your parents are good people."

"You take after your mother. I ran her through as well."

[Gyre Glenross]

"Was that your kidney? 'Cause that's were the kidney is in a human..."

[Yqatuba]

For a protean (particular the pelagastr i.e the incorporeal one) "You are a slave to that body, allow me to release you!

For a Titan or demodand upon killing a divine character "tell your god they're next!"

Any evil spellcaster casting silence "A pity I won't be able to hear your screams!"

[MageHunter]

Dammit your ribs chipped my sword.

[Dizzydoo42]

Overheard on Mount Olympus
one Titan to another "Is that Zeus," other titan answers "yes it is, what a god-complex."

[Cevah]

Don't worry.... I got this.

/cevah

[Trekkie90909]

Try this thread.

[blahpers]

Can't beat the classics.