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Adobe's Generative AI just informed me that my novel The Chaos Court has a major character named Liss DrowKuill. Spoiler: ** spoiler omitted **
It's like... I can handle being replaced by machines, really. I reconciled myself to that in the movie theater in 1984 about halfway through Terminator. What chaps my meatbag hide is being replaced by an incompetent machine.
Liss DrowKuill...
I'm not looking forward to when it replaces my physician. And tries to remove my splorn.
*wanders off muttering imprecations*
Not your SPLORN!!!!
Thou shalt not make a machine in the likeness of the human splorn.
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Best quote from two days of parent-teacher conferences? A dad said he tried to get his daughter up this morning and she told him, "I don't have to listen to you; you're not Ms. lisamarlene!"
*debeverages*
Best quote from two days of parent-teacher conferences? A dad said he tried to get his daughter up this morning and she told him, "I don't have to listen to you; you're not Ms. lisamarlene!"
Rotfl
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That’s all well and good, but I want safeguards in place to keep my splorn.
If you want to safeguard your Earthly Human existence, you can't be passive; you need to go on the offensive and start the Dark Harvest acquiring extra organs for a Cronenberg-ian raid array. Gotta catch them all!
Now, where did I leave that extra squeedlyspooch I had laying around?
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Oh, I can't have extras in the house, I have no self-control. Goes straight to the hips...
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Raising a glass to all my sisters and brothers in the teaching profession who do NOT have to go in to school today.
Children on November first are like college freshmen the morning after their first bender... not quite sure how they got to bed last night, exactly how much they consumed, or when their heads will stop spinning, but they have to go to class and pretend to be human.
It's not pretty.
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*HRRRGGHPBBBBLLLSPPPLAAAT*
Raising a glass to all my sisters and brothers in the teaching profession who do NOT have to go in to school today.
Children on November first are like college freshmen the morning after their first bender... not quite sure how they got to bed last night, exactly how much they consumed, or when their heads will stop spinning, but they have to go to class and pretend to be human.
It's not pretty.
This is why I don't manage human children.