Drunk Second Grader's page

gran rey de los mono wrote:

They could ask you to keep a 4.5 year old kid relaxed and sedate for a week.

That much easier. They're a bigger target for the tranq darts.

WOOOO!

*hrrrghhh; splat*

Nap time now.

Why are there fireworks going off in my neighborhood?

WOOOOOO!!!!

WOOOOO! *hurk*

JUICE BOX!

*hurgh; hork; splat*

Fantasy Monster: Cadaverous Capon

After I decided to write it. I discovered that chicken legs that I was supposed to eat got smelly.

No dinner for me today.

Come on! Live a little! HRRRGH! HURK! SPLAT! More chicken please!

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THAT WAS GROWNUP PUNCH?!

*hrrk*

Happy Quibblesgiving everyone!

*hurk*

Did somebody say janitor?

*even louder hurk*

Sorry. Must've been a bad juice box.

*improbably loud hurk; splat*

DungeonmasterCal wrote:

Limeylongears wrote:

Soft drinks-wise, I drink black tea (during the day) or herbal tea (during the evening) more or less exclusively. I only drink pop when I have a hangover.

Yesssss..."pop" Are you really who you say you are? I'm very suspicious suddenly.

Pardon me, whose language is this?

WE WON IT FAIR AND SQUARE BACK IN 1812!

SEZ YOU!

*hurggh*