
Greylurker |
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Thought I would post This Article about a computer generating random spell names.
Personally I like Summon Storm Bear although Divine Boom has potential

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God, i had to laugh way harder than expected at this.
Makes me want to find the legendary wizard... Dave, and ask him to copy some of his spells.
Charm of the dave
Hail to the Dave
Storm of the dave
Chorus of the dave
Humble Man...
Bit i wished it would not just generate not only the names but also descriptiive Text and Rules.
Is a bit more complex, but i have seen it done with Magic - The Gathering Cards. (That was pretty funny too)

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I just found this separately and saw it'd been posted. Thanks, greylurker. "Dood to stone" is also one of my favorites.
I'm hiding, I see curse clam as not a spell that curses clams, but creates a clam that when you try to open it, it curses you.
Summon ass brings one of those gamers at your table who rerolls his dice when no one's looking and eats all the cheetos.
I wanna see writeups of these. Here's my contribution:
MAINE STORM
School transmutation; Level druid 6, sorcerer/wizard 6
Casting Time: 10 minutes; see text
Components: V,S
Range 1 mile
Area 1 mile-radius circle, centered on you; see text
Duration 2d12 hours; see text
Saving Throw Will partial, see text; Spell Resistance no
This spell creates a little wind or rain that ain't much of a bother unless you're a gorman idjit From Away. It works like control weather but can only, within that spell's limitations, summon effects that involve rain, snow, wind, and/or cold weather.
If you are outdoors within the spell's area of effect and you come From Away (if you have to ask, then you do), you must succeed on a Will save or be affected as the spell confusion for the duration of the storm as long as you remain within its area of effect.

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Summon ass brings one of those gamers at your table who rerolls his dice when no one's looking and eats all the cheetos.
I was thinking it's how one gets the whole "succubus in a grapple" thing started.
Makes me want to find the legendary wizard... Dave, and ask him to copy some of his spells.Charm of the dave
Hail to the Dave
Storm of the dave
Chorus of the daveHumble Man...
Truth be told, these sound like they might be Cleric spells rather than Wizard....