Hellerp.
worship me(?) pweeze(?)
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
BIDIBIDIBIDI....
oops....wrong movie.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Ooooooh! I like you.
I need a vacation from that stupid <redacted for copyright reasons>.
Can a 5th-dimensional being join this party?
bow down before the one you serve,
you're going to get what you deserve.
Head like a hole,
Black as your soul.
I'd rather die than give you control.
Head like a hole,
Black as your soul.
I'd rather die than give you control.
Worship me all you want...just don't ask my name.
Richard?
Apparently you haven't heard...I'm "too-scary-to-have-a-name"™. But that's not surprising...word in the jungle is that you leprechaun's are illiterate devotees of the rye.
To me, you are a slug in the sun. You are privy to a great becoming but you recognize nothing. You are an ant in the afterbirth. Before me you rightly tremble. But you owe me more than fear. YOU OWE ME AWE
I would gladly pay the YAWN I owe, but alas, scary as I am, I was carved without joints.
Open your eyes. Open them or I'll staple your eyelids to your forehead.
They aren't closed...hey, have you been eatin' onions?
worship me(?) pweeze(?)
You got it boss!
<Conjures up polka-dotted stapler>
Here ya go boss!
Staple his head! Staple his head!
Now....for the sacrament. Lucky Charms cereal in grape koolaid.
Mmmm...purple horseshoes.
OH YEAH!
As I think I mentioned, I am not named Richard. Neither is my last name Roll. However, your efforts are noted, and I will pass over you as I go forth to scare the puddin' out of folks like James Jacobs.
Ogay....everybody into the cargo containers. Next stop, Guyana....and a little place I've christened.......Spankytown.
Rick, go fetch me some sunglasses to hide my drug-addled eyeballs.
<Hops into crate>
As long as it's not Pollyanna. Everyone was so *shudder* nice there.
Never mind.
Hellerp.
Man, you're a loser! Everybody knows that you don't create your own cult, you wait for somebody else to! Loooooserrrrrr!
*Dances mockingly*
RICK ROLL!!!
Take that, you dastardly swine!
RICK ROLL!!!Take that, you dastardly swine!
It burns! It burns!
It burns! It burns!RICK ROLL!!!Take that, you dastardly swine!
And there's more where that came from!
And there's more where that came from!It burns! It burns!RICK ROLL!!!Take that, you dastardly swine!
Don't you have someone to shoot? Me, for example?
Just because it doesn't grow there doesn't mean we haven't heard of it, and of odd races that worship it in far away lands. If you haven't heard of it, perhaps you have not heard of Cayden Cailean either.
I can only conclude that they are trying to inure themselves against fear lest my visage visits them in the dark of the night. Just another futile measure.
Hellerp.Man, you're a loser! Everybody knows that you don't create your own cult, you wait for somebody else to! Loooooserrrrrr!
*Dances mockingly*
And aren't you still waiting Lizard Boy? If I were you, I wouldn't hold my breath.
WOLFIE! I FOUND HIM!
Runs like lightening and wraps himself around KC's leg.
KC, we've been looking everywhere for you! And look, I got another disk: James and the Giant Peach!
Hellerp.Man, you're a loser! Everybody knows that you don't create your own cult, you wait for somebody else to! Loooooserrrrrr!
*Dances mockingly*
You don't have a cult. What do you know about it?
You can join mine though. Koolaid. Mother ship.
WOW!
What great friends you have, KC! Why didn't you tell us about these guys before? I LOVE Kool-aid!!!
Wolfie, do you like Kool-aid? Maybe your friends will want to watch this DVD with us. Miss Spider is my favorite!
Who?
I heard that.
but my dreeeeeeeeeeeeems, they aren't as empty.....
as my conscious seems to be.
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Just because it doesn't grow there doesn't mean we haven't heard of it, and of odd races that worship it in far away lands. If you haven't heard of it, perhaps you have not heard of Cayden Cailean either.
I can only conclude that they are trying to inure themselves against fear lest my visage visits them in the dark of the night. Just another futile measure.
Did you know that a certain fungus grows on rye that can produce LSD-like symptoms (side effects include death, witch-killing, and magic).
I heard that.
Horton hears Cthulu!
Settle down, or something might fall off.