Hilarious!
One of our moggets is really enjoying Reign of Winter (not shown: Faust knocking all the minis off the table and then flopping on the map).
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A bunch of years ago, we were playing through the final battle of a homebrew campaign. The BBEG was a deathknight or lich or something (we never exactly figured that out.) We could never remember his name the first couple of times we crossed paths and always called him "Lord Deathface." The name stuck.
Anyway, about an hour into the battle, the GM's cat jumps on the table, walks across the battlemat, grabs the Lord Deathface figure in her mouth, and jumps off the table.
After a pause, the GM says, "And the wizard casts summon cosmic kitty of doom! It eats Lord Deathface! You win!"
A bunch of years ago, we were playing through the final battle of a homebrew campaign. The BBEG was a deathknight or lich or something (we never exactly figured that out.) We could never remember his name the first couple of times we crossed paths and always called him "Lord Deathface." The name stuck.
Anyway, about an hour into the battle, the GM's cat jumps on the table, walks across the battlemat, grabs the Lord Deathface figure in her mouth, and jumps off the table.
After a pause, the GM says, "And the wizard casts summon cosmic kitty of doom! It eats Lord Deathface! You win!"
Did you recover Lord Deathface from the cosmic kitty of doom, though?
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Pfft. That cat was a pushover!
The cat understood which figure was the bad guy. See?
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Many years ago I was playing Dread, a horror game where you pull jenga tiles whenever you want to do something, if you knock over the tower, your character dies. For some reason, we were playing on a card table and my dog was in the room. The GM says to me "If your dog knocks it over, you die."
We're about an hour into the game when my dog decides to lean against a table leg and reach a back foot up to scratch his neck, shaking the table violently. But it happened slowly that everyone in the room had time to turn and silently watch as it happened.
I died.