Weird News Stories

[Aberzombie]

China websites block searches for 'Fatty Kim the Third'

[Freehold DM]

Good stuff in this thread. Always gives me material for my own.

[Aberzombie]

Jury convicts man who tried to use Cheetos as an accelerant

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Chicago suburb revokes liquor license of strip club next to convent

[Freehold DM]

Aberzombie wrote:

Chicago suburb revokes liquor license of strip club next to convent

interesting...

[Aberzombie]

Freehold DM wrote:

Aberzombie wrote:

Chicago suburb revokes liquor license of strip club next to convent

interesting...

The article itself isn't as weird as I prefer, but having "strip club" and "convent" together in the title was a big selling point.

[Aberzombie]

That's no snow: Sea of foam cascades from airport hangar

[Aberzombie]

Prostitute arrested after meeting up with undercover police officer and offering him sex in return for nachos

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Ohio Troopers Find Drugs Wrapped as Christmas Gifts in SUV

[Aberzombie]

5,000 fish in ice at Japan skating rink sparks uproar

[Aberzombie]

This Rescue Goat Suffers From Terrible Anxiety, Until She Puts On Her Duck Costume

[MageHunter]

Mishka, 1st Sea Otter with Asthma, Learns to Use an Inhaler

All right this one is cute. You've been warned.

[Aberzombie]

Woman grows breasts on her belly after cleavage-enhancing 'Amazing Gel' leaks into her stomach

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Wildlife cameras capture photos of jokers dressed as lions

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Friendly otter jumps onto kayak, joins birthday celebration

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Drunk reveller caught on video trying to draw cash out of a parking ticket machine

[Aberzombie]

House party takes bizarre turn as woman strips to her knickers and TASERS her vagina

I'm just going to assume they were all either very drunk, on some serious drugs, or both.

[Aberzombie]

Police officer charged with slapping man dressed as bunny

[Aberzombie]

$1,000 reward for catching ugly fish from Wyoming reservoir

[Aberzombie]

Goat goes on the rampage and attacks pensioner named Billy

[Aberzombie]

Fed-up mum takes drastic action against people urinating on her fence

[The Mad Comrade]

Aberzombie wrote:

Fed-up mum takes drastic action against people urinating on her fence

Next step is to electrify that fence. ;)

[Charles Scholz]

Unfortunately, Mythbuster busted that myth.

[Aberzombie]

Florida fisherman reels in giant brick of cocaine

[Aberzombie]

Turkeys cause power outages in Oregon town

[Aberzombie]

Pregnant orangutan's gift list: Bubble bath, Dolly Parton CD

[Aberzombie]

Ones, zeroes stolen off addresses on homes are returned

[Freehold DM]

Aberzombie wrote:

Florida fisherman reels in giant brick of cocaine

PARTY AT HIS HOUSE!

[David M Mallon]

Freehold DM wrote:

Aberzombie wrote:

Florida fisherman reels in giant brick of cocaine

PARTY AT HIS HOUSE!

This line just about killed me:

FoxNews.com wrote:

This wasn’t the first time Quartiano has found contraband out on the high seas. He also claims to have come across barrels of marijuana, but said the cocaine was “pretty rare.”'

[Aberzombie]

Indiana community lifts 60-year-old ban on pinball

[Aberzombie]

Robbery suspect tries fooling cops with drawn-on beard

[David M Mallon]

Aberzombie wrote:

Robbery suspect tries fooling cops with drawn-on beard

That's some serious Four Lions-level idiocy right there.

[Zeugma]

Women scare robber out of store by whipping sex toys at his face

[Aberzombie]

Cops: No clean getaway for twins who stole 180 bars of soap

[Aberzombie]

Man wins OK to wear goat horns in driver's license photo

[Aberzombie]

Pie (literally) in the sky: Pastry sent into stratosphere above Wigan

[Aberzombie]

Man 'spots giant evil 7ft alien wearing cowboy hat' catching the bus in Yeovil - and he's got 'proof'

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Giant golden door to nowhere installed atop Chinese building

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Kilt-wearing Santa plays flame-shooting bagpipes while riding unicycle

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Seal relocated after terrorizing Australian town

[Aberzombie]

Man Armed With Knife Demands $2 in Gas, Then Flees

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Contractor sues couple, claiming pet squirrel attack

[Aberzombie]

No horse? No problem: Girl teaches her pet cow to jump

[Aberzombie]

Fugitive toucan captured in Southern California

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Surgical forceps removed from Vietnamese man after 18 years

[Aberzombie]

Doctors advise Germans to walk like penguins on ice

[Kryzbyn]

Aberzombie wrote:

Doctors advise Germans to walk like penguins on ice

Hammerzeit.

[Aberzombie]

Woman gives birth during auto shop oil change

[Aberzombie]

Naked woman who stole deputy's truck in custody after chase

[Aberzombie]

Sadly, the story I wanted to link was fake, so I had to find something vastly less weird...

Thousand-pound butter sculpture unveiled at Pennsylvania Farm Show