Weird News Stories

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Stolen shoe mystery solved at Japanese kindergarten when security camera catches weasel in the act

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Man in India regains consciousness before his cremation on funeral pyre

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Deer wearing high-visibility vest seen wandering British Columbia town

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World's largest iced latte served in 11-foot-high cup

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‘It’s a bird! It’s a plane!’ In Alaska, it’s both, with a pilot tossing turkeys to rural homes

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Woman who is 'allergic to everything' can only eat these 2 things

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Man compensated $2.53 after unwrapping smooth Mars bar

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Thieves steal 2,500 pies in odd food heist gone wrong

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Pet steer causes a stir at Tim Hortons drive-through

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Bear steals inflatable Grinch from Florida home

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Philadelphians channel their inner Italian Stallion at Rocky and Adrian look-alike contest

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Pennsylvania town attempts world record for largest 'Macarena' dance

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Florida zoo's escaped warthog found using a thermal drone

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Oregon city asks locals to stop putting googly eyes on sculptures

I swear it wasn't me.

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Sheep rescued from cliff runs off with rescue bag

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Zoo director dons ostrich costume for surprise escape drill

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Martial artists break dangerous record involving cucumber, chainsaw, blindfold

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106-year-old woman stays young with positivity, Fireball whiskey

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UK spy agency releases annual Christmas card puzzle to uncover future codebreakers

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Spider monkey caught running loose through Texas neighborhood

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Thieves steal 2,500 pies in odd food heist gone wrong

[lex luthor] And that was Terrible [/Lex luthor]

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Virginia home gets unexpected owl tree-topper

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Deputy chases escaped rooster around church parking lot

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‘Perfect’ $75 diaper allows adult concert-goers to pee themselves in mosh pit: ‘Innovative new solution’

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Santa braves the sticky heat of the Amazon jungle to bring gifts to children in Brazilian village

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Moo Deng’s zoo enclosure getting an upgrade — thanks to a secretive crypto billionaire’s big donation

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Panic alarm at South African home triggered by remote-stealing monkey

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Fisherman finds Lego shark lost into the ocean in 1997

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Texas teen allegedly killed rival competitor's show goat in act of jealousy

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Can you eat your leftover Christmas tree? These are the health benefits of ‘pine needle tea’

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'Person-shaped' object rescued by British Coastguard was a training dummy

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Emu seen wandering loose in Maryland town

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Tutu-wearing spider monkey found wandering loose in Missouri

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What have you done to him?!

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Tutu-wearing spider monkey found wandering loose in Missouri

Hellloooo Nurse!

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Italian mayor's proclamation makes it illegal to get sick

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Christmas gift from 1978 found behind wall of Illinois home

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Designer creates world's largest sandal in Nigeria

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Snowstorm helps red pandas escape from zoo enclosure

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Florida museum gathers 468 people in dinosaur costumes

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Coyote makes 'a mistake,' winds up in Aldi refrigerated shelf

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Rangers rescue goose 10,000 feet up a California mountain

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United Airlines flight returns to Chicago after hitting coyote

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Turkish woman establishes world record for watermelons crushed with thighs

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Italian soccer club Lazio fires falconer for posting photos of his penis implant

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'Drug-addicted rats' destroying evidence in Houston police lockers

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Capitals goalie cites flying nacho distraction for allowing goal vs. Oilers

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Haircuts interrupted when cow forces its way into barbershop

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Visitors flock to New York botanic garden for a whiff of a flower that smells like a rotting corpse

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Goat runs loose through South Philadelphia streets