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Jesus loves the OP and everybody else in this thread. In regards to the OP, my jury is out. In regards to Kobold Cleaver, definitely not. :-)
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Can I have your autograph? I love how you cursed the brady family.
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I would say that this thread has been largely hijacked for uses I did not intend. As an esteemed forum poster I should be given the great respect I deserve. Come on, this isn't a place for cruel jokes.
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I would say that this thread has been largely hijacked for uses I did not intend. As an esteemed forum poster I should be given the great respect I deserve. Come on, this isn't a place for cruel jokes.
Ahem. You are getting the respect you deserve. Whether or not this is consistent with the respect you think you deserve is not anybody else's problem.
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This great, finally a thread that I belong in
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Has Gorbacz posted to this thread yet? He's on my ignore script.
-Skeld
That seems like a waste of free entertainment. :P
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Jesus loves the OP and everybody else in this thread.
This is not what Lunch Money says. :P
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That seems like a waste of free entertainment. :PHas Gorbacz posted to this thread yet? He's on my ignore script.
-Skeld
Meh, all his jokes are pre-bagged for him anyway:-D
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Don't you mean he's getting the respect you think he deserves?I would say that this thread has been largely hijacked for uses I did not intend. As an esteemed forum poster I should be given the great respect I deserve. Come on, this isn't a place for cruel jokes.Ahem. You are getting the respect you deserve. Whether or not this is consistent with the respect you think you deserve is not anybody else's problem.
{squints eyes, whispers in gravelly voice:} "Deserve's got nothin' to do with it."
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Don't you mean he's getting the respect you think he deserves?I would say that this thread has been largely hijacked for uses I did not intend. As an esteemed forum poster I should be given the great respect I deserve. Come on, this isn't a place for cruel jokes.Ahem. You are getting the respect you deserve. Whether or not this is consistent with the respect you think you deserve is not anybody else's problem.
Ahem. I'm not the only one posting in this thread. And I seriously doubt that I was the only one he would have been complaining about. And that's assuming he was complaining about me to begin with. Therefore I would argue what we are dealing with is a consensus of most of the posters to this thread as to what the OP deserves. Assuming that he actually deserves anything to begin with.
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Every thread needs more TOZ.
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This is unfair. I am requesting that the moderators discipline my detractors.
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I use lots of smiley faces :-)
Maybe :-) even to A fault :-)
Also smurfs
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This is unfair. I am requesting that the moderators discipline my detractors.
Because that's the way to win true love? :o
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This is unfair. I am requesting that the moderators discipline my detractors.
Would that not result in self flagellation?
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This is unfair. I am requesting that the moderators discipline my detractors.
The moderators ARE your detractors.
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This is unfair. I am requesting that the moderators discipline my detractors.
Since when was anybody (with the possible exception of you) under the impression that life was supposed to be fair? Somebody starts a thread, those who post in it take it wherever they want to. That's been true of every thread on every board since boards have existed. If you want to try to do things differently, spend your own money and start your own board. That way you can moderate to your heart's/ego's content. However, the narrower the focus of the board and the more heavy/high handed the moderation is the fewer people who will be posting on it.
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Jesus loves the OP and everybody else in this thread. In regards to the OP, my jury is out. In regards to Kobold Cleaver, definitely not. :-)
*files restraining order against Jesus*
The judge denies the restraining order, citing he is powerless against Acts of God
/cevah
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This is unfair. I am requesting that the moderators discipline my detractors.
I am requesting that the moderators discipline you for stealing my thing you bastard. That thing was all I had. And now I don't have it anymore. I am thingless. You monster.
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I appeal the case to a Jewish or Muslim judge. Jesus is strictly human in their court.
The judge denies the restraining order, citing he is powerless against Acts of God/cevah
Jesus saves, but Lasse Vibe scores on the rebound.
Cthulhu saves, in case he gets hungry later.
However, attempting to drag deities into a human court system is at best an exercise in futility.
Jesus loves the OP and everybody else in this thread. In regards to the OP, my jury is out. In regards to Kobold Cleaver, definitely not. :-)*files restraining order against Jesus*The judge denies the restraining order, citing he is powerless against Acts of God
/cevah
Motion to change venue from Acts to Judges.
That's too big a Job, and the Revelations are likely to cause an Exodus from the courtroom. I'd rather just play my Sega Genesis.
Motion to change venue from Acts to Judges.
Luke is planning the wedding for Matthew and John. I'll be busy running the Numbers for him. You and Samuel go have fun. Just Mark my words, and be sure to stop before your Psalms get sore.
I was always partial to the Romans myself. Some of the other groups were just too Ruthless. It's enough to make me go into Lamentations. But I guess I'll just relax and put on some Billy Joel playing the Song of Solomon. See if I can find some Proverbs to cover the situation.
Don't know the OP yet so I can't say but he has inspired me to make my own burning question thread; "Am I Fat?" =)
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MOR MOR MORDANT SPIRE
MORDANT SPIRE ELVES *clap clap*
Or you, alternatively.
In addition, nobody is fat, unless they really want to be, and you all look good in your pants.
Whether you'd look better in my pants is strictly between you and your conscience.
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I wouldn't put your pants on somebody else, let alone me. :-)
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That explains why you look so cross.
Oh, and thankyou Kajehase :)
That explains why you look so cross.
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It can be difficult finding underwear that are large enough to contain my <ahem> slaadhood. :-)
That are? Underwear plural?!
Mind you, a creature of pure chaos would have [redacted] and [redacted] and possibly even [redacted] here, there and everywhere, so that makes sense. Like a little green singularity covered in Calvin Klein.
Of course he's proud of that slaadhood; he worked hard to earn it! Not every outsider has the dedication to become a Grey Wizslaad in the Cool Chaos Clan.
Don't know the OP yet so I can't say but he has inspired me to make my own burning question thread; "Am I Fat?" =)I already know that I am fat. What I really want to know is do I look good in these pants?
Lets just say it beats the alternative.
That are? Underwear plural?!
Mind you, a creature of pure chaos would have [redacted] and [redacted] and possibly even [redacted] here, there and everywhere, so that makes sense. Like a little green singularity covered in Calvin Klein.
I'm a lean, mean, green, spawning machine. :-)