
Manwolf |

196. Character introduces/refers to every member of the party of the opposite sex as "my girlfriend/boyfriend" even though they never try to romantically involve themselves with the other party members.
197. Character constantly proclaims to whoever they meet that "I am (insert character name), (insert name of creature most recently slain by the party) Slayer. Fear me!" As in "I am Urmok, Gorgon Slayer. Fear me!"
198. Character introduces himself/herself with their full name and title every time. "I am Don Carltio Moncada de la Rosa Montoya-Rodriguez, at your service."

Mark Hoover |

199. Smells terrific (bonus points if you actually bring in some aromatherapy oils as illustration)
200. Seems obsessed with crystals and their powers
201. Brings every discussion back to food
202. Carries a big ledger around and takes notes on everything
203. Slurs through one side of the mouth
204. Pickles their enemies
205. Constantly associates with children
206. Is a hypochondriac
207. Bleeds from the eyes when nervous/excited
208. Always asks the PCs "how does that make you feel?" as if psycho-analyzing them
209. Speaks in exaggerated sarcasm. Example: "Oh, I REALLY want to be YOUR friend..."
210. Refers to everything happening at present as if it is the past