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You can create a world where no one needs to go to the bathroom but just burn everything they eat BECAUSE YOU ARE THE GM
You can create a world where gold coins grow on trees, Because You're the DM!
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You can make the players use My Little Pony figurines as their miniatures BECAUSE YOU ARE THE GM!
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You can make dungeons based on Mighty Max playsets, Because You're the DM!
In sessions, you can make a happy talk with players ... Because You're the GM!
If a player or their character swears, you can put their figure in the swear jar till the player buys them out with a dollar in change, Because You're the GM!
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You can use Legos in place of battle maps and figures and make the players clean up after because you are the GM!
You can have the party face The Dread Gazebo and The Darkness because you are the GM!
You can use certain races and classes while denying your players access to same because you are the GM!
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Uncle Teddy wrote: You can use Legos in place of battle maps and figures Ever tried BrikWars? Its the greatest tabletop war game ever. Tactical war BUT WITH LEGOS!!!
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You don't have to write 'BECAUSE YOU'RE THE GM' BECAUSE YOU'RE THE GM!
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You can stats for Beetlejuice and Edward Scissorhands, Because You're the DM!
You can reward the party with the Ancient Psychic Tandem War Elephant and then require two characters cooperating to use it because you are the GM.
You can include aspects of the FATE system's Atomic Robo RPG "aspect" system into your pathfinder game in order to add dynamism to the narrative because you are the GM.
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You can give Ogres class levels, build them smartly, and then terrify your players because classed ogres have snag nets, Because you are the the GM
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You can force any player caster who has a ferret as a familiar to endure endless consequences of their ferret stealing other people stuff and stashing it in their backpack Because you are the GM
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You can create NPCs with whatever stats you like while the players must roll 3d6 in order, BECAUSE YOU'RE THE GM!
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You can ban the game FATAL and all its players from your home, town, county, state, and country Because you are the GM, and you damn well should !
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You can make your players roll 32d4 during character creation to determine dental health (1=tooth is gone, 2=tooth is decayed, 3=tooth is healthy, 4=tooth is exceptional), Because You're the DM!
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You can ban Raise Dead, Resurrection, and Reincarnation spells, Because You're the GM! I just won't play at your table.
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I'm Hiding In Your Closet wrote: You can make your players roll 32d4 during character creation to determine dental health (1=tooth is gone, 2=tooth is decayed, 3=tooth is healthy, 4=tooth is exceptional), Because You're the DM! I really want to do this now.
You an make players decide whether their characters are left-handed or right-handed and use that to your advantage because you are the GM.
Just remember that Elves and Swashbucklers both get 1 free reroll of any 1s and 2s (and Elven Swashbucklers get two, of course)!
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You can make your players specify their characters' blood type and use that to your advantage, Because You're the DM!
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I'm Hiding In Your Closet wrote: You can make your players specify their characters' blood type and use that to your advantage, Because You're the DM! I actually had a Storyteller do something like that in a Vampire game in college, though our vampires' blood types were what we had in real life. If our characters fed on someone whose blood type wasn't compatible (like with a normal blood transfusion) it wasn't as sustaining and could make us sick if we ingested too much of it. If the blood types matched, however, it was especially nourishing. Being O- myself tended to limit who my vampire could effectively feed upon (basically only O- without any sort of negative consequences).
You can have the players create characters and then randomly assign who plays which character because you are the GM.
You can have make the players play pre-gens because you are the GM.
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Uncle Teddy wrote:
You can have make the players play pre-gens because you are the GM.
It's pronounced pre-doomed.
You can make the player who thought that the only preparation he needed was a character GM a dungeon on the spot and not share your notes, BECAUSE YOU ARE THE GM!!!
You can make the player who thought that the only preparation he needed was to bring a character to the table, GM a dungeon on the spot and not share your notes, BECAUSE YOU ARE THE GM!!!
You can make the player who thought that the only preparation he needed was to trick you into sitting in the GM Chair have his PC crushed by rocks, BECAUSE YOU'RE THE GM!
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Goth Guru wrote: You can ban Raise Dead, Resurrection, and Reincarnation spells, Because You're the GM! I just won't play at your table. Nice twist.
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You can give all the PCs a +5 Frostbite Quarterstaff , because you're the DM!
I strongly that you first eliminate all magic-marts, because you're the DM.
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You can devise and implement rules for the Disappearing Pencil Trick, because you're the DM!
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You can ban smartphones and tablets from the table BECAUSE YOU'RE THE GM!
Only the GM can use computers of any kind at the table Because You're The GM!
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You can make the players bake cookies for you because you're the gm!
You can change all the spelling rules to soothe your dyslexia because you're the DM
GM means Game Master, but you can make it mean General Manager or Grand Magus because you're the GM!
You can allow Make Whole to prepare a body for Raise Dead, and Restoration to remove one of the negative levels from Raise Dead, because you're the GM!
You can insist that only true believers get raised from the dead, even from scrolls, Because You're the GM!
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A forth waller might insist that his character believes life is a game and he worships the Game Master. You can grant him all his spells, Because You're the GM!
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When players balk at your deflection bonus by level system because an enhancement bonus is different than a deflection bonus, you can ask them to leave, Because You're the GM!
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If a player wants to use something from unchained, you can demand they buy you a copy of the book, Because You're the GM!
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You may have ogres chain a small human child to themselves to prevent party casters from fire balling them without hurting the innocents, Because you are the GM!
You can restore 1st-2nd edition abilities to pixies... because you are the GM!
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You can wear antlers on your head and a sock on your nose, Because You're the DM!
You can give all AI in your game emotions, Because You're the GM!
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You can have beholders and mind flayers in Golarion... because you're the GM!
You can have first pick of all the snacks on the table... because you're the GM!
You can alienate all of your friends and drive them away from your table... BECAUSE YOU'RE THE GM
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You can alienate all your friends in that you turn them all into literal aliens, Because You're the DM!
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You can limit the size of items that can be put in a bag of holding by what can fit through the opening. Then you can set the stretch at 25% for a type I to 100% for a type IV, Because You're the GM!
You could run an entertaining and brilliantly thought out game with fairness and wisdom
BECAUSE YOUR AN OLD SCHOOL DM
You can ignore this entire thread.
BECAUSE YOU'RE THE GM
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