Look, I was told to bring all this stuff here, and that you all would off load the cart. I am not taking this stuff back, either.
Do you know how bad some of this stuff smells?
I really do not care that no body from here ordered this stuff. Payment was already received. You just need to take it away.
sigh
100lbs raw oysters, 12 casks of mead, two barrels of whale oil, 50lbs salt pork, 50lbs salt beef, two dozen cases of Opparan nebbiolo, damn that's actually pretty good wine, two dozen cases Cognac d'Egorian, sweet mercy, 10 bear hides prepared to specifics, 1 crate Kellish perfume, 4 cords of firewood, and one dog.
No, the dog is part of the shipment. I don't care if he looks part wolf, you are taking him. Look, that is not my problem. I was told the beast's temperament was a selling point. Yes, that is a defining feature of him. He should have no barriers to siring pups granted he doesn't sit on them.
Look, I was told to bring all this stuff here, and that you all would off load the cart. I am not taking this stuff back, either.
Do you know how bad some of this stuff smells?
I really do not care that no body from here ordered this stuff. Payment was already received. You just need to take it away.
sigh
100lbs raw oysters, 12 casks of mead, two barrels of whale oil, 50lbs salt pork, 50lbs salt beef, two dozen cases of Opparan nebbiolo, damn that's actually pretty good wine, two dozen cases Cognac d'Egorian, sweet mercy, 10 bear hides prepared to specifics, 1 crate Kellish perfume, 4 cords of firewood, and one dog.
No, the dog is part of the shipment. I don't care if he looks part wolf, you are taking him. Look, that is not my problem. I was told the beast's temperament was a selling point. Yes, that is a defining feature of him. He should have no barriers to siring pups granted he doesn't sit on them.
"Actually, how much were you paid to deliver this here? And how much would it cost to have you take it back to the person who hired you to bring it here?"
The bird-like being squints a bit as he gets contemplative.
OH! Colsons Weekly shipment" the crow pulls a tailfeather out, dips it in ink and signs.
"They better have gotten the silk wrappings on those commemorative one of a kind bearskin rugs right this time
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On a rooftop, across the street, a figure watches from the shadows, and mutters quietly.
"Hmm, enough food to feed a small army, or one Ulfen warrior, for at least a week."
"Mead, symbolic of a honeymoon."
"Bear skins and firewood, someone wants to stay warm despite lack of clothing."
The mysterious figure whispers a quiet prayer for Calistria to bless the newlyweds, and slips away unseen. An anonymous tip reaches Ms. Quick - Your friend appears to be safe, and in the company of his new wife. I wouldn't disturb them right now, if I were you.
