Yeoman Ralph's page

Da hell?

Hey, I got beer and oysters sitting outside waiting for some one to sign off. Anyone?

Delivery!

A large cart filled with boxes and various casks and other containers sits out front of the lodge. A man with a clipboard waits for someone, anyone, to acknowledge him. He is losing his patience.

Look, I was told to bring all this stuff here, and that you all would off load the cart. I am not taking this stuff back, either.

Do you know how bad some of this stuff smells?

I really do not care that no body from here ordered this stuff. Payment was already received. You just need to take it away.

sigh

100lbs raw oysters, 12 casks of mead, two barrels of whale oil, 50lbs salt pork, 50lbs salt beef, two dozen cases of Opparan nebbiolo, damn that's actually pretty good wine, two dozen cases Cognac d'Egorian, sweet mercy, 10 bear hides prepared to specifics, 1 crate Kellish perfume, 4 cords of firewood, and one dog.

No, the dog is part of the shipment. I don't care if he looks part wolf, you are taking him. Look, that is not my problem. I was told the beast's temperament was a selling point. Yes, that is a defining feature of him. He should have no barriers to siring pups granted he doesn't sit on them.