ADVENTURERS WANTED!
Interested parties should inquire within the roundhouse tavern. Please speak with the lonely cloaked figure seated in the sole corner of the room.
Please come prepared,
~Mysterious Stranger~
Lost pig!
Lost pig!
I've run that... repeatedly. It says something that about half the time, it's kobolds in the sewers who are preparing to cook Baconette.
A farmer has gotten earthworms from a traveling merchant. He now needs you to get rid of them because they've grown to small size, have a slam attack, and are destroying his land.
Actually... any [insert CR 1/4 to 1/2 animal] destroying my [insert property name] would you please kill it, kind sirs?
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Lost pig!I've run that... repeatedly. It says something that about half the time, it's kobolds in the sewers who are preparing to cook Baconette.
A farmer has gotten earthworms from a traveling merchant. He now needs you to get rid of them because they've grown to small size, have a slam attack, and are destroying his land.
Actually... any [insert CR 1/4 to 1/2 animal] destroying my [insert property name] would you please kill it, kind sirs?
And a map of the farm...
Revenge of the lost pig!
...maybe that is lvl 2.
We need NPCs.
A buxom barwench who used to be a man.
A half-demented wizard with a scraggly beard and an interest in mushrooms.
An expert doggedly building a golem, believing it will come alive without magic if the worksmanship is exacting enough.
An old man in a cloak who makes a living selling fake maps to adventuring parties.
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Combining several ideas from the page already,
Adventurers wanted job board,
Missing pig! Contact farmer Dale, farm down the hill.
Mysterious beast destroying crops, tracked to the old mill tower. Contact farmer Hill, farm over the dale.
Create of alchemical reagents missing from shipment. Contact alchemist Farmer, Hill-Dale pharmaceuticals.
adventure will feature an exciting ascension to the second floor of the crumbling tower, past 1d3!! dire rats or other minor adversaries that have been affected by the pig's alchemical creations. and culminates in the exciting fight and attempt to capture the alchemicly tweaking hog. All alchemical effects on said creature can be reversed by alchemist farmer, who may charge some minor fee, perform the service for free, or offer to by the pig, depending on its condition when brought to him and the parties diplomatic abilities.
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Combining several ideas from the page already,
Adventurers wanted job board,
Missing pig! Contact farmer Dale, farm down the hill.
Mysterious beast destroying crops, tracked to the old mill tower. Contact farmer Hill, farm over the dale.
Create of alchemical reagents missing from shipment. Contact alchemist Farmer, Hill-Dale pharmaceuticals.** spoiler omitted **
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What are you talking about, fool! It WILL live, and it will be magnificent. And when the bar wench sees my creation, she will fall in love with me, mwu hahahaha