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- My sons have finished all their homework for the school year, meaning I now have an additional 2 hours a night to dedicate to updating my campaign journals.
- I also have more time to cook, so I'll be preparing a bacon-wrapped pork roast, mashed potatoes, garlic bread, and salad for tonight's game (seems apropos for an Arkansas native. Though I doubt the pork came from a razorback). If you happen to be able to teleport to California, you are welcome to come over for dinner. It's also 70 degrees and sunny, which is ridiculously warm for a June day in San Francisco. Mark Twain wasn't kidding when he said, "The coldest winter I ever spent was a summer in San Francisco."
- Putting a pit full of razorbacks and an air elemental that pushes PCs into it would be fun, and appropriate for your location and weather.
- A small amount of alcohol (1-2 drinks) combined with ibuprofen is extraordinarily effective in dealing with headaches. And children.
- Speaking of children, find some in your neighborhood. Invite them over. Have them play goblins. It WILL cheer you up. Unless the parents have you arrested for child abduction. Then whether or not you have fun depends on your proclivities with regards to cavity searches.