VIKTORBEARWOLF!!!!!

[Tyncale]

Get your behind asap to Freevale, we accidentally rejected your application, because the buttons were too close together for our thick, gnarled, Barbarian fingers!

You are already becoming a Myth in Freevale, people whisper about a mystery guest, there are rumors in the Tavern, Bards are writing Sonnets!

OOC:
Pullleeeese do not take your EE vote elsewhere!

[TEO Papaver]

As a fellow Viktor I approve of this message!

[Caldeathe Baequiannia]

Don't listen to them! You'll be much happier in Elkhaven. We never reject people by mistake (so far)

[Gol Morbis]

Pfft, Golgotha is clearly the best place for all bear wolfs.

[Tyncale]

DO not listen to the Elf! Or the Evil sir!

[Caldeathe Baequiannia]

I'm not evil, I'm just drawn that way.

[Caldeathe Baequiannia]

Caldeathe Baequiannia wrote:

I'm not evil, I'm just drawn that way.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

[Ravenlute]

It sucks but this is a riot. I don't know whether to laugh or cry so I'm doing both.

[Lord Zodd]

If you don't reapply then your name will be forever associated with making a big mistake.

Like, "Gpunk sure did pull a Victorbearwolf today."

You don't want that.

[Gpunk]

--enter thread--
--look around--
--lower head--
--exit thread--

[Caldeathe Baequiannia]

On the other hand, if you apply elsewhere and end up in a much cooler settlement, you'll have an awesome story to tell everyone around the fire in the local tavern. "I tried to join Freevale, but they didn't want me, boy am I glad that worked out the way it did"

[BurnHavoc]

I totally read that as "everyone around the fire of the local tavern" as if Freevalers had come in an "accidently" burned it down.

I mean... *insert not a pyromaniacal statement*.

[Snorter]

I am imagining Victorbearwolf to be a clumsily stitched-together amalgam of furious creatures, like the ManBearPig, or The Beast of Royston Vasey.

[Lord Zodd]

For serial you guys! ManBearPig ate VictorBearWolf. That is why he can't respond to this thread.

[Cirolle]

Lord Zodd wrote:

For serial you guys! ManBearPig ate VictorBearWolf. That is why he can't respond to this thread.

Well, I came here to see what this game is all about, and clearly it is just going to be a copy of SoT.

Bet you all hate Zombie Nazis too.

[BrotherZael]

Screw that noise!

GIVE THE BULLYMONG FUR TO ME AND I'LL GIVE YOU A SHOTGUN!!!

[Kitsune Aou]

lol, this whole thread is kinda funny. :)

A-hee-ahee ha-hee! A-hee-ahee ha-hee! A-hee-ahee ha-hee!

[Lord Zodd]

BrotherZael wrote:

Screw that noise!

GIVE THE BULLYMONG FUR TO ME AND I'LL GIVE YOU A SHOTGUN!!!

Nice Borderlands 2 reference :)