VIKTORBEARWOLF!!!!!


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Get your behind asap to Freevale, we accidentally rejected your application, because the buttons were too close together for our thick, gnarled, Barbarian fingers!

You are already becoming a Myth in Freevale, people whisper about a mystery guest, there are rumors in the Tavern, Bards are writing Sonnets!

OOC:
Pullleeeese do not take your EE vote elsewhere!

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As a fellow Viktor I approve of this message!

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Don't listen to them! You'll be much happier in Elkhaven. We never reject people by mistake (so far)

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Pfft, Golgotha is clearly the best place for all bear wolfs.

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DO not listen to the Elf! Or the Evil sir!

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I'm not evil, I'm just drawn that way.

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Caldeathe Baequiannia wrote:
I'm not evil, I'm just drawn that way.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

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It sucks but this is a riot. I don't know whether to laugh or cry so I'm doing both.

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If you don't reapply then your name will be forever associated with making a big mistake.

Like, "Gpunk sure did pull a Victorbearwolf today."

You don't want that.

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--enter thread--
--look around--
--lower head--
--exit thread--

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On the other hand, if you apply elsewhere and end up in a much cooler settlement, you'll have an awesome story to tell everyone around the fire in the local tavern. "I tried to join Freevale, but they didn't want me, boy am I glad that worked out the way it did"

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I totally read that as "everyone around the fire of the local tavern" as if Freevalers had come in an "accidently" burned it down.

I mean... *insert not a pyromaniacal statement*.

Scarab Sages Goblin Squad Member

I am imagining Victorbearwolf to be a clumsily stitched-together amalgam of furious creatures, like the ManBearPig, or The Beast of Royston Vasey.

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For serial you guys! ManBearPig ate VictorBearWolf. That is why he can't respond to this thread.


Lord Zodd wrote:
For serial you guys! ManBearPig ate VictorBearWolf. That is why he can't respond to this thread.

Well, I came here to see what this game is all about, and clearly it is just going to be a copy of SoT.

Bet you all hate Zombie Nazis too.

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Screw that noise!

GIVE THE BULLYMONG FUR TO ME AND I'LL GIVE YOU A SHOTGUN!!!

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lol, this whole thread is kinda funny. :)

A-hee-ahee ha-hee! A-hee-ahee ha-hee! A-hee-ahee ha-hee!

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BrotherZael wrote:

Screw that noise!

GIVE THE BULLYMONG FUR TO ME AND I'LL GIVE YOU A SHOTGUN!!!

Nice Borderlands 2 reference :)

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