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Have you also begun a petition in Canada? You'll need their permission, unless you're planning on waving a gun around in Ottawa and forcing their unconditional surrender. :)
Still trying to find the Canadian version of we the people...emailed canadian prime minister asking if it was possible to undertake a poll to see if there is support for a referenda to undertake a merger of the two nations.
Let's include Mexico, so we can use the Amero that conspiracy nuts are way too excited about.
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We will agree to the merger but we would need some assurances first:
1) The national passtime would be curling.
2) "American" beer would be outlawed.
3) "Eh?" needs to added as the last word to the pledge of allegiance.
4) Canadian football rules will be instituted by the NFL. (4 downs is for sissies!)
That is all.
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We will agree to the merger but we would need some assurances first:
1) The national passtime would be curling.
2) "American" beer would be outlawed.
3) "Eh?" needs to added as the last word to the pledge of allegiance.
4) Canadian football rules will be instituted by the NFL. (4 downs is for sissies!)That is all.
Actually you forgot one....
5)All Starbucks to be converted into Tim Horton's ASAP..
From Yukon to Yucatan--for a Socialist Federation of North America!
Vive le Dingo!
As a production Brewer at a microbrewery I am offended by this talk of America beer being sub par. I have drank beer from all over the world and would put American craft beer against in beer in the world. I well not sign this until I get a fall apology.
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As a production Brewer at a microbrewery I am offended by this talk of America beer being sub par. I have drank beer from all over the world and would put American craft beer against in beer in the world. I well not sign this until I get a fall apology.
I' m sorry you are offended. However while you may be a craftsman you live under the shadow of Bud, and Pabst and other so-called "beers". You must clean your own house first, then we will discuss terms of the treaty at the first "Molson Summit".
From Yukon to Yucatan--for a Socialist Federation of North America!
Vive le Dingo!
I appreciate you leaving Alaska out of the annex. Dispite it's beautiful scenery and abundant resources, I don't think we want Sarah Palin any more than you do.
According to Comrade Dingo's other petition, Alaska is headed back to Russia where Sarah and Vlad can unite over their respective anti-Obama, anti-gay, pro-gun, pro-oil positions.
See, it works for everyone!
Din-go! Din-go! Din-go! Din-go!
I can't support forcing Americans on Canada more than we already do. It's just cruel.
What about forcing Canadians on America? (Beiber)
We had Beiber secluded away in a small Ontario town where he was no harm to anyone. Then you went and invented YouTube and all our work at protecting the world from that horror was undone. You have no one to blame but yourselves.
Hell, add Mexico and all us territories.
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As a production Brewer at a microbrewery I am offended by this talk of America beer being sub par. I have drank beer from all over the world and would put American craft beer against in beer in the world. I well not sign this until I get a fall apology.
Unfortunately, microbrews are not recognized as official US beer. Nobody outside of the states has heard of them. So as far as people outside are considered, awful beer.
Don't blame us for your inability to do what needed to be done.
The threat was only hypothetical and not yet deserving of drastic measures. Sure there was the rash of unexplained suicides in his immediate location, and in hindsight, more than circumstantial, but believe me when I say that we had no clue as to his true potential until it was unleashed.
I' m sorry you are offended. However while you may be a craftsman you live under the shadow of Bud, and Pabst and other so-called "beers". You must clean your own house first, then we will discuss terms of the treaty at the first "Molson Summit".
1st bud is a czech beer owned by a belgium company that outsources there brewing to the US.
2nd Pabst is a classic lager beer style, used often in competitions as the exemplar of lagers style. Not my favorite beer not a great but well made in its style and price range.
Now which Canadian Beers are so much better then Pabst. Second which Craft breweries do you have over there that can compete against the US.
Almost every single one, besides Heineken which is utter piss. Especially czech and german beers.
Hey yellowdingo. You should start a petition to allow import of Kinder Surprise in the U.S. That would be worthwhile.
Americans don't have Kinder?
Deals off.
no need to start a petition we have kinder
Actually only 6 of the guys are standing around saying "Eh". The other 6 are good ole Americans. (You sure do make good football players down there...)
2) You call that beer? (microbrews nonwithstanding)
American 'beer' is like water with those new Crystal Light drops--water + Crystal Light Drops; drink after a Listerine gargle = American beer.
Almost every single one, besides Heineken which is utter piss. Especially czech and german beers.
Hey yellowdingo. You should start a petition to allow import of Kinder Surprise in the U.S. That would be worthwhile.
Americans don't have Kinder?
Deals off.
You know, we banned them because we were afraid kids would choke on the toy...because that happens, like, all the time in Germany, right?
Yeah, I guess American kids are kinda stoo-pid like that
Why woul Canadians evar want to merge with the U.S.? They're so better off not doing it.Truer words rarely spoken.
We don't want them, they don't want us.
We'd become the nicest country that loves to start wars.
We'd become the nicest country that loves to start wars.
As an aside, there is absolutely no correlation to the fact that we Canadians are overly polite and that Obama went on an "apology tour" of Europe. Absolutely none.
Nor is there a correlation between his desire to have socialized medicine and Canada's medical system.
He is not, I repeat, he is NOT a Canadian mole.
I mean it.
As you were.
We don't want them, they don't want us.
We appreciate you taking Celine Dion off our hands, though.
We owe you.
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As a production Brewer at a microbrewery I am offended by this talk of America beer being sub par. I have drank beer from all over the world and would put American craft beer against in beer in the world. I well not sign this until I get a fall apology.I' m sorry you are offended. However while you may be a craftsman you live under the shadow of Bud, and Pabst and other so-called "beers". You must clean your own house first, then we will discuss terms of the treaty at the first "Molson Summit".
Any nation that bottles moose urine and exports it as "beer" should be careful when attacking their southern neighbors' also nasty if it's commercially brewed beer. Trust me, Molson and LaBatts aren't all that.
;-)
P.S. Molson is owned by Coors, LaBatts by Anheuser-Busch.
As a production Brewer at a microbrewery I am offended by this talk of America beer being sub par. I have drank beer from all over the world and would put American craft beer against in beer in the world. I well not sign this until I get a fall apology.I' m sorry you are offended. However while you may be a craftsman you live under the shadow of Bud, and Pabst and other so-called "beers". You must clean your own house first, then we will discuss terms of the treaty at the first "Molson Summit".Any nation that bottles moose urine and exports it as "beer" should be careful when attacking their southern neighbors' also nasty if it's commercially brewed beer. Trust me, Molson and LaBatts aren't all that.
;-)
P.S. Molson is owned by Coors, LaBatts by Anheuser-Busch.
Quit bringing facts into it. This is a discussion about overzealous nationalist pride.
There's no place for facts here.
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Live free or die!!
Canada: It's the hat of the United States.
I hate my Province, if the fusion happened, would you throw out French Canadians who refuse to learn/use English?
Non.
Canada is a Commonwealth Realm, so I'm guessing the United Kingdom might have something to say about this petition.
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I hate my Province, if the fusion happened, would you throw out French Canadians who refuse to learn/use English?
If you look the other way while we relocate Southern California to Baja California and build a huge freaking wall, I don't see why not.
I hate my Province, if the fusion happened, would you throw out French Canadians who refuse to learn/use English?If you look the other way while we relocate Southern California to Baja California and build a huge freaking wall, I don't see why not.
Hey, the wall at least needs to include Sonoma and Mendocino counties, or you'll leave out the best microbrews and weed.
You know I can't see Canada merging with the USA. But if the USA was to ask to join Canada, you know get rid of Washington and co. It might say yes. If you asked nice. Change all your states to provinces. Learn to use the Queen's English. And so on. All together now OH CANADA...(keep singing) But only if you ask REAL nice.
LOL