Help! I'm trapped on Castrovel and I want to go home!

[Professor Farnsworth, Scientist]

{looks around nervously} Whatever you do, don't try to burn it again... you'll likely summon an OSS evangelist swarm, or worse... a mythic neckbeard!

[Shouting Off Mountain]

Professor Farnsworth, Scientist wrote:

{looks around nervously} Whatever you do, don't try to burn it again... you'll likely summon an OSS evangelist swarm, or worse... a mythic neckbeard!

Do you mean the contract, or my own growing neckbeard? THere aint exactly much to burn.

Hmm. Might be seeing some land on the horizon, but I'm pretty high up, so it might still be a few days of travel...

[Legion Janus]

Shouting Off Mountain wrote:

Professor Farnsworth, Scientist wrote:

{looks around nervously} Whatever you do, don't try to burn it again... you'll likely summon an OSS evangelist swarm, or worse... a mythic neckbeard!

Do you mean the contract, or my own growing neckbeard? THere aint exactly much to burn.

Hmm. Might be seeing some land on the horizon, but I'm pretty high up, so it might still be a few days of travel...

The contract. If you burn the neckbeard, you summon grognards.

[Shouting Off Mountain]

Well, another day of flying. Finally, there was nothing on the horizon. Have you been casting illusions in my brain Janus? HMMMM!

In any case, endure elements seems to be working. I havent tanned dangerously. Who knew that spell acted as sunscreen!

[Shouting Off Mountain]

Another day of flying over ze ocean... hope to get somewhere soon. It's foggy today.

[Sissyl]

Sounds like a brilliant vacation. Honestly... if you are in a place where you can fly, why go back to Canada?

[Orthos]

Sissyl wrote:

Sounds like a brilliant vacation. Honestly... if you are in a place where you can fly, why go back to Canada?

Especially given how warm it is.

[Heathansson]

Sissyl wrote:

Sounds like a brilliant vacation. Honestly... if you are in a place where you can fly, why go back to Canada?

Catsup chips, mainly.

[Shouting Off Mountain]

Well, poutine is the bomb. I can still fly in Canada (not nude obviously, but still). Then there's family, my studies at the magical academy, and other things.

[Giorgio A. Tsoukalos]

{knocks gently on SOM's imaginary hotel room door} Housekeeping. You need towels, soap? Top off the mini-bar? If you let me in, I'll change the sheets and make up the bed.

{hearing no answer, leaves morning copy of The Slaad Street Journal and moves on to the next room}

[Shouting Off Mountain]

Apparently there is a hotel in my head.

Anyway the last couple of days have been without incident. I mut have traveled nearly... 500 miles? Why did I have to land in the middle of an ocean. And still no clothing.

[Shouting Off Mountain]

Dammit this is taking way too long. Who knew oceans could be so huge?

[Sissyl]

Well, eventually you'll get through it. And when you do, you will be meeting other voic... people eventually. Chin up!