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Too long have we been trodden under heel by the tyrannical Red Coalition. The time is now brothers and sister! RISE UP and join The Blue Federation. Together we can finally put and end to all that is wrong in this land, all that is red.
Company Motto: If it's red, make it dead.
Ah, a clever little retort to the PvP system Decius was talking about in that thread I started. Clever. Pretty sure Decius and I settled that debate, but have fun.
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Goblin Squad Member
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Holy crap! I'm Purple. Am I friend or enemy?
Welcome. If you are totally cereal about this, please tell us more. :)
Hmm, there is blue in you so you must be friend.....but there's also red in you so I must make dead.... tough call.
OH, I know! We cut you the red part off of you and burn it. Then we just have the friend half.
Holy crap! I'm Purple. Am I friend or enemy?
Welcome. If you are totally cereal about this, please tell us more. :)
Hmm, there is blue in you so you must be friend.....but there's also red in you so I must make dead.... tough call.
OH, I know! We cut you the red part off of you and burn it. Then we just have the friend half.
That isn't how Purple works...
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That isn't how Purple works...Holy crap! I'm Purple. Am I friend or enemy?
Welcome. If you are totally cereal about this, please tell us more. :)
Hmm, there is blue in you so you must be friend.....but there's also red in you so I must make dead.... tough call.
OH, I know! We cut you the red part off of you and burn it. Then we just have the friend half.
Exactly what a red spy would say...
I will just be a dead friend. A martyr to the injustice of intolerance. :)Yes, the injustice and intolerance the reds are known for. Stand with us and together we can put a stop to the reds.
The lore you're building around this... it's actually starting to feel meaningful. I'm seriously contemplating whether I should join Blue or Red.
Goblinworks Executive Founder
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Ah, a clever little retort to the PvP system Decius was talking about in that thread I started. Clever. Pretty sure Decius and I settled that debate, but have fun.
We settled it by acknowledging that it was isomorphic to player-created Red and Blue companies...
LA-VEN-DER! LA-VEN-DER! LA-VEN-DER!
OORRAANNGEE! OORRAANNGGEE! OOAARRNNGGEE!
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Goblin Squad Member
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I can see it now. The great color wars between
Amaranth,
Barbie Pink, and
Fuzzy Wuzzy
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Goblin Squad Member
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I can see it now. The great color wars between
Amaranth,
Barbie Pink, and
Fuzzy Wuzzy
I fine step in the eradication of redness, but we must go further.
"lightish red" just isn't enough!
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Goblin Squad Member
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It is the official stance of the Blue Federation (long live the blue) to respect the neutral stance that the great Emperor Hobs (and any hats there of,) has taken in this conflict.How do you feel about... ? Like the hat Emperor Hobs wears.
The can be no neutral stance towards the Green Hat, you are either subservient to the Green Hat or you are subject to the judgement of the Green Hat.
Addressing Saint Hobs with the worldly and underwhelming title of Emperor is a denial of his ascension and therefore a blasphemy against the Green Hat.
You commented "and any hats there of", implying that the Green Hat is a material object and in yet another blasphemy, it could be interchanged with just any other hat. The Green Hat represents chaos in all of its forms and therefore the Green Hat is the very essence of chaos.
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Goblin Squad Member
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These spurious claims against the Red Coalition cannot be left to stand! This war may have been started by these Blue Federation anarchists, but it will be ended by Red Coalition military might. We cannot allow the Blue Federation terrorists to continue striking at the very heart of our fine nation.
Keep in mind the poor victims of the Great Market Fire! That is the hell that these deviants wish to pull us towards! That is the hell that they wish on your children!
Remember! Better Red than Dead!
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Goblin Squad Member
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Mr. Redginald, what would you say to the allegations by the presses that the Great Market Fire was in fact a Red Coalition operation which was meant to destroy a Blue Federation base of operations? My sources claim the Blues were using an abandoned warehouse, which the Red Coalition set fire to, and the fire spread out of control. Will you confirm or deny these allegations?
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Goblin Squad Member
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The leadership of the Red Coalition have heard those rumors, Mr. Gifford, and we intend to address them fully in due time. Unfortunately, due to the sensitive nature of the ongoing attacks by Blue insurgents, we cannot release the actual events of that incredibly sad day. Let me assure you, and anyone else who may read this; The Red Coalition had no hand in the setting of the Great Market Fire. Though our brave soldiers joined the communal efforts to extinguish the flames, and were as such at the site during the conflagration, they were not involved in the setting, nor the spreading of the fire.
Frankly, I find it disgusting that the Blue Federation continue to contort the truth to their own advantage, ignoring the hurt they continue to cause the families of the victims. We will not stand idly by as Blue propagandists warp their insidious assaults on the peoples freedoms as Red Coalition failures.
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Goblin Squad Member
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I've added your Guild to the Guild Recruitment & Helpful Links list. If you have a brief description you'd like to appear there to let people know about your guild while they're browsing that list, just PM me or post a clear request here. I've taken the liberty of using your Company Motto for the time being.
Also, The Seventh Veil welcomes you to the community, and extends an offer of Diplomatic Outreach. (Note, this is not an offer for Alliance, just a way to open formal channels for private discussions.)
I'm usually much quicker to list these things, but have been enjoying a long vacation. If I've misread your intention and you're not actually recruiting, please send me a PM and I'll remove The Blue Federation from the Guild Recruitment list.