
Matt "Charon" Daemon |

Anyone important die last week. Well, Dammed the Styx by Beavers, Ed Lauter passed away.
Hmmmmmm. Can't wait to be Miley Cyrus's wrecking ball.

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I heard Jeff Goulbum died yesterday.
to quote Jeff Goldblum's reps (emphasis mine): "He joins the long list of celebrities who have been victimized by this hoax. He's still alive and well, stop believing what you see on the Internet."
EDIT: As an aside, this is the second time in two years he has apparently fallen to his death from the Kauri Falls filming in New Zealand. I think he should avoid New Zealand ...

Orthos |

Rubber Ducky guy wrote:I heard Jeff Goulbum died yesterday.to quote Jeff Goldblum's reps (emphasis mine): "He joins the long list of celebrities who have been victimized by this hoax. He's still alive and well, stop believing what you see on the Internet."
I'm pretty sure that was the point.

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Always a class lady. You're ride across the River Paradise is on me.
he beat y0u t0 it this m0rning

Matt "Charon" Daemon |

SnowJade |
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Heh. A man (we'll call him Bob) was stepping out of his front door one day, when he saw his next-door neighbor (Joe) rushing into his house, looking terrified. Bob went to see if there was anything he could do to help, and found Joe frantically throwing clothes into a suitcase with one hand, while he was working on his iphone with the other. "What's the matter?", said Bob. "You'll never believe me, but I was heading towards the train stop, and I saw Death!", said Joe. "And what's more, he saw me, and he did this double-take! So I'm getting out of town right now. I figure a few days in Honolulu would do me good anyway." With that, Joe rushed out, and Bob headed on towards work. On the way there, he spotted a dark figure with a scythe sitting in the park. "Well", he thought, "okay, I'm curious." So he strolled up to Death and said, "Excuse me." Death turned his empty cowl towards Bob and said "Yes?". "Well, I have this friend, Joe, and you gave him quite a scare a few minutes ago. He said you acted surprised to see him". "Oh, yes", said Death. "I was quite surprised to see him here. I have an appointment with him later today in Honolulu."

Matt "Charon" Daemon |

Right this way sir. It's an honor ands the Rules Encyclopedia was one of my favorite D&D books.

Matt "Charon" Daemon |

Ultimate? Ha! You're ultimate ass is mine. Now get in the boat before I deliver my own version of the "Tombstone."