Wait. I have one ring. Maybe it's THE one ring. I bet if I put it on I'll be as powerful as Sauron.
Erm. Booraun.
I put it on.
"if you are powerful does that mean you can make me some food? I would like a ham cheese omelet please."
Heel greedy guts. You have had too much already while the rest of us have starved.
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Wait. I have one ring. Maybe it's THE one ring. I bet if I put it on I'll be as powerful as Sauron.
Erm. Booraun.
I put it on.
Are you sure
Of course I put it on! I want to be as powerful as Sauron!
Edit: Booraun!
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Everyone: AMH vanishes right in front of you all with one of those cool "Vuuuup" sounds.
AMH:
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You all hear your beloved healer's voice speak, although you cannot see him.
HAHAHAHA! Bow before me, mortals!
Well, that takes care of that annoyance. Onto the next adventure.
"No no no, Alissa. AMH is our healer now, he'll be awesome at healing us. Won't you, AMH?"
I thought rings of annihilation destroyed themselves when they were put on.
Too Bad about the healer though.
"I thought he was going to make me an omelet with hos new ring? Where did he go? Does that mean I don't get my omelet now?" he pouts.
I'm just f!*$ing with you guys. This ring is hella cool though.
I take it off and put it on a chain around my neck so I don't lose it.
Corruption? Because of a ring? Seriously, professor, we're here to play fantasy, not indulge in stupid newfangled concepts. Get your act together! :-)
So what now?
Now you die servant of evil.
Right?
We can go to Mt. Boom if you all want, but I'm not parting with this ring. It's my share of the treasure.
If you want, we can find some other shitty ring to throw in a volcano.
AH EXCELLENT, BRING ME MY RING THRALL
Riv... divenrell sounds good. Diversions, here we come.
Sweet! Do I get to bash elves?
I heard Divenrell was full of fiendish goblins? Or was that last year, after their magic festival?
"Are those the elves they dip in sugar and spices and soak in mead? I love those. Or the goblins drowned in alcohol and set alight called Smoked fiery ankle bites. Those are good too. "
He wipes some drool from his mouth.
Well, I will be leaving now. I stayed longer than I intended to.
You guys and gals have fun.
Goodbye to bad rubbish.
"Bye Schism. Does that mean Alissa you are our leader again?"
Only if I have to be, Nasty.
Are we there yet?
Not yet, AMH.
I want to stop a a town on the way. I need to pick up a couple of things.
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As you all round a corner you get your first glance at Divenrell.
Raised on a mound, The city of Divenrell is home to all races currently lead by Lady Gedman. The city was not built on a mound by accident, as it has magical properties, which is of great importance to the people of Divenrell.
The city itself looks grandoise. With it's wheat straw rooftops, willow wood walls and luscious gardens, Divenrell has an inviting atmosphere. The main attraction is the cathedral, which was built 340 years ago and designed by giants.
Divenrell has a progressing economy, which is mainly supported by animal training, trade and medicine. But their biggest strength is prosperous mining and trading.
"WOW a city full of people and things to eat."
drool starts to pool as he stands fantasying about all the different things he can eat here.
"Boss can I go get something to eat? I am going to hang out with AM Healer he will keep me out of trouble right? I mean it was Nesod who caused the whole bard debacle."
Debacle, Nasty? Wherever did you pick up such a sophisticated word?
Yes, you can go get something to eat greedy guts.
But remember, you can only eat while you are at an inn; and only what is on the menu.
And no eating the menu either.
Iam going to seek out some oozefolk.