| Jenny the Jellymancer |
I quickly turn back to humanoid shape and turn toward the ivory head/skull.
"Uhmmm... this is kind of awkward... we kinda have to run, so if you just stay put here, do some handicraft... err... practice whistling or something... we'll be right back to put you down. Okay?"
With that, I follow the others.
| BluePigeon |
Yea, it's me. Am Sorcerer Too's other persona. I haven't disappeared by my cell phone and iPad are driving me crazy. I hope to have the situation solved soon. If not, then I'm must wait until mid-December and rely on my desktop to push my way through the Tomb. Not gone, but money matters are taking priority I shall stay with the party until otherwise.
With that, the pigeon flies downs the opposite corridor.
JRR Tolkien
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Beyond the door lies an immense room(100' x 100') brightly lit with shining golden globes suspended from the ceiling. Centered in the room is a square pit(90' x 90'), filled to the top with thousands upon thousands of glistening gold keys. A soiled red cloth the size of a handkerchief extends from the key mound in the center of the pit.
Your attention is drawn to a low humming coming from the north wall. The humming increases in intensity becoming so loud that it drills into your brain as a 10' x 10' section begins to glow. As the humming builds to a painful crescendo, streams of white light flare from the glowing square, and the humming stops.
The wall section is gone. Standing in the opening is a woman looking like Alissa, except she has the head of a cockroach, twitching black antennae, a pair of bulbous golden eyeballs, and wisps of long black hair growing from her shiny scalp. She wears a tattered scarlet robe and carries a glowing silver rod in her clawed hand, you see many lichlings just as hideous cower behind her.
The woman steps through the opening, the other creatures follow her closely You seek treasure she says in a raspy cockroachy voice I bring you a gift far more valuable than gold and gems.
With that the keys in the pit explode everywhere and rising out of the pit is a 4 armed 80' tall lichling.
Tvashtri Abdul-Khasis
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Tvashtri gazes upon the giant lichling, visibly impressed.
"This would be a fine gift, indeed - but I suspect you do not mean for us to control it. Please, we simply must repay you in kind!"
With that, he aims his crossbow at the giant...
crossbow: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (1) + 7 = 8 damage: 1d10 ⇒ 8
...and sadly, he jerks it upward with uncharacteristic clumsiness, and it winds up firing at the ceiling.
Bolt retrievable? High is good: 1d100 ⇒ 27
The bolt is embedded in the ceiling like a student's overenthusiastically-tossed pencil.
Minimus Macabre's free arm jerks upward and projects a cold white beam at it...
disrupt undead: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (9) + 3 = 12 positive energy damage: 1d6 ⇒ 2
...and Ouroboroucyclos emits a blazing beam from the loop its form creates.
scorching ray: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (8) + 4 = 12 fire damage: 4d6 ⇒ (5, 2, 5, 5) = 17
JRR Tolkien
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The large bug sits on his butt after taking the brutal onslaught from you all. But still lives. It unleashes it's breath weapon a huge cone of bone shards. Please make a ref save(DC 17) for half or take 4d10 ⇒ (3, 4, 5, 3) = 15...That's pretty pathetic
Mean while Evil Alissa sends her bugs forward and points her wand at Good Alissa Now you die, Hahahahahahahahaha 6d6 ⇒ (5, 1, 1, 6, 3, 5) = 21 ref 17 for half as a bolt of electricity shoots toward you.
One beast attacks each of you...Ooooh the horror
Claw: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (13) + 7 = 20 Tear: 1d8 + 6 ⇒ (4) + 6 = 10
Claw: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (3) + 7 = 10 Into: 1d8 + 6 ⇒ (4) + 6 = 10
Claw: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (12) + 7 = 19 Your: 1d8 + 6 ⇒ (4) + 6 = 10
Claw: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (6) + 7 = 13 Flesh: 1d8 + 6 ⇒ (5) + 6 = 11