"NAsty Open door now boss?"
You may.
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The sounds of hissing steam and bubbling water echo in this vast(100'x 100') black cave. It's dimly lit by patches of glowing fungi on the chamber walls. The air reeks with the odor of rotten meat.
A waterfall of thick black liquid falls over a ledge on the north wall. It splashes into a dark stream that winds around the chamber and ends in a small pool. Wisps of vapor rise from the bubbling stream. Rivulets lead from the stream to an open grave centered in the chamber. It looks like there is writing engraved on the black tombstone.
Detect magic, read magic, then I read the tomestone.
So, eating a troll... While pretty nauseating... I figure I stand a chance of getting regeneration, right? Only, I might have to eat more food that way, but still a neat trick.
*changes back into humanoid form, then burps a few times in quick succession*
"Grave, huh? A currently unoccupied one, to boot? Well, now things smell decent at least."
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AMS: The tombstone radiates magic, however to read it you will have to be closer than 50' away, If you wish you can move 20' to the edge of the dark stream and jump over the stream and then you can read it.
Jenny: You know it's bad when Nasty wont eat it, regeneration is a bit too powerful. How about we say you have my undying gratitude and a popsicle.
*burp* Mmmmm, popsicle.
Unless stopped Nasty walks over to the tombstone and jumps over the black water.
When he goes to try and read the tombstone he frowns and looks back at the group.
"I forgot I don't know how to read. I know letters though want me to read the letters to you?"
i run in, take the key and eat it
&%$$# Beast.
It respawned.
Before the cheese beast can act Nasty shoots out his tongue and it grabs hold of the beast. His mouth unhinges and he swallows the thing whole with a big "SLURPPPPPP "
The he halls back and belches. "URPHHHHHHH !!!!"
Then he gingerly reaches down into the grave and takes the key.
"Cheese boy is now with the Midgard Serpent."
I told you, that was an illusion.
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"Dammit! Time to... "
*would remove her glasses if she had any and make a badassful pause*
"...cheese it."
it is spawning cheese beasts!! attack and eat all their gear!!! forward bretheren!!!!
I DIP ONE OF MY TWIZZLERS INTO THE LIQUID.
NOT THE CHEESE
I THROW LIMBERGER AT EVERYONE MAKE A SAVE AGAINST DC 22 TO AVOID NAUSEA
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I HAVE BOTH RED AND BLACK TWIZZLERS. I THREW OUT MY BEDROLL, 50 FOOT ROPE, AND 10 FOOT POLE SO THAT I COULD FILL MY BACKPACK WITH CANDY.
I EAT HIS BEDROLL, 50 FOOT ROPE AND 10 FOOT POLE AND TIP HIM FOR THE MEAL
Okay, got it. Using the instant crap... Uh, CRAFTING rules, I start gushing vaguely radioactive, toxic and acidic sludge at the cheese beast, to counter his limburger attack!
I THROW MY +1 RETURNING VORPAL CHEDDAR AT YOU
I think I may throw up on you.
wait let me roll a attack roll with my vorpal cheddar
Nasty being immune to nasty things does not need to make a saving throw.
But he is thoroughly confused and looks at his belly.
"I thought I ate him already."
What is the nearest creature or target? Nasty Attacks them.
Cool. It hit me with the cheddar. Yum. I absorb it through my skin, then burp again. More health for me.
Oh, and I pick up my head and put it back on. Never say being an Ooze doesn't have advantages.
NASTY!
HEEL!
Jenny, I thought being an ooze you didn't have a central nervous system. Also, since you are an ooze can't you just reform your head when change back.
AM I SUPPOSED TO BEAT THE CHEESEBEAST WITH MY MACE?
Time to cast mass charm monster (it's on the dairy farmer spell list) everyone but me must make will save against DC 57 or start pinching and kicking their nearest teammate
Ha! Immune to mind-affecting!
it is from a shadow enchantment (a shadow conjuration like spell that replicates enchantment spells)
also dairy farmers can use enchantments on mindless creatures
Nasty is always pinching and kicking me anyway.
Hello, my name is Schism.
Alissa's father needed her assistance, so he teleported her out and me in to help you.
What are you doing?
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The sounds of hissing steam and bubbling water echo in this vast(100'x 100') black cave. It's dimly lit by patches of glowing fungi on the chamber walls. The air reeks with the odor of rotten meat.
A waterfall of thick black liquid falls over a ledge on the north wall. It splashes into a dark stream that winds around the chamber and ends in a small pool. Wisps of vapor rise from the bubbling stream. Rivulets lead from the stream to an open grave centered in the chamber. It looks like there is writing engraved on the black tombstone.
Schism: Well welcome to the game. Please see above. Ok so we have the party gathered around an open grave filled with a black liquid that reeks of rotten meat and cheese
Cheese gone? Okay. Bubbling grave.
HELLO, LETS EAT EVERYONE'S STUFF!!!!!!!!
I EATS THE MONKEY GUN NOM NOM NOM
TOO BUSY NOMMING TO HEAR YOU!!!