Jenny: That's right...maybe theres hope for this generation yet The old coot says as he picks food from his beard.
Of course you oozefolk would remember the heroics of Gurglesplotch Onamanapoeia after all she was the one who showed us the secret route into Boordor
"Oh Flumph those are good too. Any in the buffet? " he runs over to take a look and see if there is any Flumph to eat.
"Gurglesplotch... Oh yes, she is one of our great heroes. Of course. Secret path into Boordor, you say?"
Should we wait and kill the bard in his sleep, or just do it now?
"Gurglesplotch... Oh yes, she is one of our great heroes. Of course. Secret path into Boordor, you say?"
Why yes, if it were'nt for Old MoldyHis eyes tear up a bitWeeduh never made it into that forsaken land
As Nasty Orc stuffs hand over fist in his face the food from the "buffet". When AM Healer mentions killing the bard He looks back over his shoulder at him food pouring from his mouth.
"We could kill him now. Then I can eat him like last time?"
"I swallow him up to his neck and then you bash him in the face? Just make sure that Nesod is nearby so you can get splatter on him again. I like when he squeals like a little girly pig."
"Which of the secret passes was it? Which way did you take to get there?"
"Which of the secret passes was it? Which way did you take to get there?"
Jenny: As you pull out a map, He indicates a mountain on the far side of the soggy swamps. That be the one, The former kingdom of the oozefolk
Sounds like a plan to me, Nasty.
"Sounds like I am going to have to find out the truth about the oozefolk as we were, before we oozefolk lost our way and scattered across the world..."
Nasty looks around for the bard to lure out into an alley way with Nesod.
"Nesod you come join us."
(I can't watch...)
Nasty, get back in your seat and behave yourself.
Yeah right. It's go time.
Nasty, you swallow and I bash the face. No evidence. We want to be able to come back here.
Gives Nesod and Alissa puppy dog eyes.
"Please !!! One last time for old time sake?"
No. I will not be chased out of town because one of you guys did something stupid.
In fact, if you do something like that, I will personally escort you up to the gallows.
Now sit and enjoy to show.
*Testosterone, a thoroughly dangerous drug that has no benifits whatsoever.*
Hey, I'm back! Miss me. Some cosmic force stuck me in a cab in a city called Las Vegas. I collected fare for three months. But needless to say that's behind me. So what's going on?
Alissa says we can't kill the bard.
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AMS: Nice to see you again, now lets see if I can catch you up...You have left the Mines of Booria, gained a level, made it to the town of Divenrell. You are sitting in "The Outraged Fish" enjoying food and drink watching Brindley Soggybottoms a bard who is giving a solid performance...And what AMH said.
I gotta warn the poor guy. When he next finishes a number, I will go up to chat with him.
"Hey, that's some good music (below voice) You are in mortal danger. Stay with people around you all night, and if possible, stay within sight of her over there (point to Alissa), you may still see the morning. (clear voice again) She wanted to hear Tarrasque Rhapsody, you know that?"
I shrug and get back to my seat next to Nesod.
"You don't have a heart, dearie, and if you do, you have it in a box somewhere. Right?"
I slather my fingers over the reeking pig carcass and start reducing it to a skelrton through a cocktail of weapon grade digestive enzymes.
Nesod is only half transformed. His heart is still in his chest at the moment. Although, now that I think about it, it may be made of stone.
You mean Jenny is one big eyeball?
Eyeball? Never tried it, and I have a feeling it is a racial prestige class...
This roast halfling is terrible.
I throw it on the floor and wait for another.
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That's a terrible thing to call your mom.
A small hooded figure walks into the tavern. The light from outside sparkles off a cloud of tiny crystals orbiting it. The figure sits down at the table adjacent to the party, picks up a menu, and waits to be served.
"Eh.... I'll have the lobster and calamari stuffed haggis with a side of the spiciest peppers you have" Alick says, laying an appropriate amount of coinage on the table. "Ooh, and a shot of honey too. Not honey mead, pure honey."
EWW. That guy has cooties all over him.
The hooded figure looks up at Jenny. His skin is the color of red clay, and his mostly humanoid face is set apart from normal humanoids by a set of multifaceted eyes, and dark red chitinous scales, and what looks like small crystals. Something makes the top of his hood ruffle from underneath it. The small swarm of crystals around him buzz about as he thinks, as if reflecting the pattern of his thoughts.
I look back at the red insect... person.
"Hello."
*Arrives at the inn after a successful shopping trip.*
*Sits down with her companions.*
*Becons for the waiter.*