I wonder ....

[pennywit]

Has anybody tried to build a PF bard modeled on real-life performer Le Pétomane?

[Lincoln Hills]

The flatulence guy? Somehow, I doubt it.

[Harry Canyon]

Must. Resist.

Must. Resist.

Aauuuggghhhhhh!

Resistance is futile.

I bet that character would be a gas. <rim shot>

[Sowde Da'aro]

WOW... just WOW...

[pennywit]

Well, combat would be interesting.

FIGHTER: Smash!! Smash!!

MAGE: FIREBALL

Le Pétomane: Inspire courage!

ALL OTHERS: NO!!!

[+5 Toaster]

Is stinking cloud on the bard spell list?

[pennywit]

So ... would our hypothetical bard use Perform (wind), or would he need a custom Perform skill? If the latter ... what skills would be boosted by Versatile Performance? Diplomacy? Intimidate? Fly?