Petition to admit Australia and Canada are US Protectorates


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John Kretzer wrote:
Azure_Zero wrote:
LazarX wrote:

We tried inviting Canada once... by means of invasion.

They said no.

Not only did we repel your invasion, but we burned your White House.

Heck we could have taken over the states, but decided you learned your lesson and went home.
I thought it was the British who burned down the White House during that little war.

Canada was a British colony at the time, not a Country.

So both, Canada and British are correct answers.


Dale McCoy Jr wrote:

I'm all for annexing Canada. Australia sounds like a good idea as well. Let's do it. Add me to the petition. But can we rename Saskatchewan to New Obama? Most Americans will have a hard time pronouncing Saskatchewan let alone spelling it without google to help them or (heaven forbid) finding it on a map.

I'm equally in favor of the North East US (including PA and NJ), Michigan and Illnois as well as the west coast succeeding from the US and joining Canada.

I don't think the U.S. will have many friends after annexing us,

To quote Danny Ocean from Ocean's Thirteen
Danny wrote:
"I know most of those guys, and they like me better than you."


Celestial Healer wrote:
The 8th Dwarf wrote:

The Yanks and Canadians dont play Rugby or Cricket and that's not going to help us smash the Poms, Kiwis, or SAs in either of those sports and judging by the way we have been playing we need all the help we can get.

So my vote is no... I suggest we spend the money trying to clone Sir Donald Bradman and the Rugby squads that won the world cup.

Yeah, but you could be on the side of the winning teams in basketball and hockey, so there's a payoff there.

But the British, New Zealnders and South Africans don't play basketball or hockey and we won't get the satisfaction of crushing them and being terrible sports and rubbing their noses in it......

Then again after checking the scores in the cricket, basketball and hockey are becoming more appealing.....

Liberty's Edge

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Wait...

Since when does Australia play rugby or cricket?

I know you guys show up, but I thought you just had season tickets or something.


Krensky wrote:

Wait...

Since when does Australia play rugby or cricket?

I know you guys show up, but I thought you just had season tickets or something.

You are speaking to a guy who's childhood heroes were Dennis Lillie, Doug Walters, Thomo, and Max Walker....

It was not that long ago that Shane Warne had the English team so damaged they needed psychological help to deel with their inferiority. It was not that long ago Australia was so good at cricket that it was embarrassing and I started supporting the West Indies because, I knew that they would not win every game.

Similarly with rugby... Nick Farr-Jones, Michael Lynagh, and Campo...

The Rugby world is very lucky that the majority of Rugby players in Australia play league rather than Union, because the with the league talent we could field 3 international teams.

:-)

Went int full sport rant there.

Liberty's Edge

Yeah, yeah.

;)


Huzzah for the Canadian Militia Myth! The lulzy gift that keeps on giving.


The Minis Maniac wrote:
Vic Wertz wrote:
yellowdingo wrote:
Admit USA secretly governs Australia and Canada and give their citizens the right to run for President.
Can we tax the crap out of you, too?
NOOOOO!!! We already have higher taxes than you guys we need no more!!. No American taxes in Canada!!!

You don't really pay higher taxes than us, unless you're a corporation.

Social security is a tax

Medicare is a tax.

Obamacare payments to an insurance company are a tax.

When you add those up we're paying a lot more than you for far less services, but hey, other counties aren't going to invade themselves.

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