Petition to admit Australia and Canada are US Protectorates


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Admit USA secretly governs Australia and Canada and give their citizens the right to run for President.


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Gooday, Matey-o!

I'm getting ready to run for orifice;

"A can of vegemite in every pot" is my mottoe!!!


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It would never happen we are a bunch of godless, gun banning euro trash socialists.


I'd loike to include my home country of Tasmania as well, so I can run for Prime Minister of the United States of Autralimarica.

Gooday!


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Everybody sign this petition!!!

I all ready have, but not on line.

I've signed it, in authentic wallaby blood, on a copy of the Magna Carta I got at Tibetan Disney World.

With a quill made from a platypus feather.


The 8th Dwarf wrote:
It would never happen we are a bunch of godless, gun banning euro trash socialists.

That's ok we put up with California so we can put up with you....and soon we will ... Muuahaa!


Not true! Not true!

I'm a libraritarian!!!


You Yanks'll love th' ole POTUS Wombat.

First thing I'll do is bolsterify your alcoholic beverages to a more suitable level.

I'll grow hair on all your chests, Matilda.


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yellowdingo wrote:
Admit USA secretly governs Australia and Canada and give their citizens the right to run for President.

I'd be all for this, except... Rupert Murdoch.

Sorry, I'd let the kangaroos in first.


Rotfl you gotta be kidding me.


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What's with this 1 signature codwallop?


BigNorseWolf wrote:
yellowdingo wrote:
Admit USA secretly governs Australia and Canada and give their citizens the right to run for President.

I'd be all for this, except... Rupert Murdoch.

Sorry, I'd let the kangaroos in first.

Have off;

That talk's too useless to grow chokos on a backyard dunny.


Freehold DM wrote:
Rotfl you gotta be kidding me.

Do know if it's Pit's Treat or Christmas? Why am I asking you for?


well, 1 vote an hour.
We should be there in.....

4166 or so days at that rate.

This joint is dry as a dead dingo's ding dong!!!


Crikey!!!


jaundicedwombat wrote:

well, 1 vote an hour.

We should be there in.....

4166 or so days at that rate.

This joint is dry as a dead dingo's ding dong!!!

So close.... It's a dead dingo's donga..... Isn't a ding dong a cake or cookie.


No.


May your chicks turn into emos and kick you down the danny.

Liberty's Edge

BigNorseWolf wrote:
yellowdingo wrote:
Admit USA secretly governs Australia and Canada and give their citizens the right to run for President.

I'd be all for this, except... Rupert Murdoch.

Sorry, I'd let the kangaroos in first.

Too late.

He's been a US citizen since 1985.


Woah. That's what the dingo is really after.

President Murdoch.


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That's enough to give diarrhoea the shits


well,....I reckon since Arnald Swarzinagire is from Australia, this'd mean he could run for for Pesident. Not just from calflordia eather.
GA VA NATOR.....
love it!!!


I just think its' neat that they have marsupial dogs, and call them dingles.


Dwayne Dibbley wrote:

well,....I reckon since Arnald Swarzinagire is from Australia, this'd mean he could run for for Pesident. Not just from calflordia eather.

GA VA NATOR.....
love it!!!

I truly hope this was a joke, but it grates across my very soul - he's from Austria, not Australia.

On the other hand...why would Australians and Canadians wanna join America? Both countries seem to be, well, working. For the most part.


Krensky wrote:
BigNorseWolf wrote:
yellowdingo wrote:
Admit USA secretly governs Australia and Canada and give their citizens the right to run for President.

I'd be all for this, except... Rupert Murdoch.

Sorry, I'd let the kangaroos in first.

Too late.

He's been a US citizen since 1985.

Still can't run for president.


JonGarrett wrote:
Dwayne Dibbley wrote:

well,....I reckon since Arnald Swarzinagire is from Australia, this'd mean he could run for for Pesident. Not just from calflordia eather.

GA VA NATOR.....
love it!!!

I truly hope this was a joke, but it grates across my very soul - he's from Austria, not Australia.

On the other hand...why would Australians and Canadians wanna join America? Both countries seem to be, well, working. For the most part.

Well how do you explain the australian accent then?

Show me the birth certificate!


*Twitch*

I could show you mine, but that would only prove I'm the Rightful King of the Americas.

Grand Lodge

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We tried inviting Canada once... by means of invasion.

They said no.


JonGarrett wrote:

*Twitch*

I could show you mine, but that would only prove I'm the Rightful King of the Americas.

You're descended from Norton I?

Software Developer

Canada's had Thursty in it too many times and for too long to be anything but irredeemably tainted.

Silver Crusade

The petition has stalled at 2 votes.

I'm surprised YD found someone else who would sign it.

The Exchange

Now all we need is a colossal causeway across the Pacific linking Australia to North America and a Vote as to what side of the Road to drive on...

Paizo Employee Chief Technical Officer

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yellowdingo wrote:
Admit USA secretly governs Australia and Canada and give their citizens the right to run for President.

Can we tax the crap out of you, too?


Cool, then the British Governor could dissolve the President* and the Senate if they didn't like it.

*:
Whoops, but dissolving politicians is good.


LazarX wrote:

We tried inviting Canada once... by means of invasion.

They said no.

We still say "no", but we're polite about it these days.


Vic Wertz wrote:
yellowdingo wrote:
Admit USA secretly governs Australia and Canada and give their citizens the right to run for President.
Can we tax the crap out of you, too?

If Canada Merges with the US, our Canadian Liberals and NDP will cause the debt to skyrocket til the US is bankrupt.

Ontario should be Bankrupt by now with all the debt they made :(

Sovereign Court

Erm....as someone born on the USA side of the invisible lines with the magic paper that says I'm a citizen and so forth....can "we" merge into Canada instead of them merging into "us"?


LazarX wrote:

We tried inviting Canada once... by means of invasion.

They said no.

Not only did we repel your invasion, but we burned your White House.

Heck we could have taken over the states, but decided you learned your lesson and went home.


Morgen wrote:
Erm....as someone born on the USA side of the invisible lines with the magic paper that says I'm a citizen and so forth....can "we" merge into Canada instead of them merging into "us"?

If we do merge, Never vote Liberal or NDP, as they just tax you to death and rack up a large debt.


Vic Wertz wrote:
yellowdingo wrote:
Admit USA secretly governs Australia and Canada and give their citizens the right to run for President.
Can we tax the crap out of you, too?

NOOOOO!!! We already have higher taxes than you guys we need no more!!. No American taxes in Canada!!!


The Minis Maniac wrote:
Vic Wertz wrote:
yellowdingo wrote:
Admit USA secretly governs Australia and Canada and give their citizens the right to run for President.
Can we tax the crap out of you, too?
NOOOOO!!! We already have higher taxes than you guys we need no more!!. No American taxes in Canada!!!

Agreed, we are being taxed like crazy in Ontario.

Heck given Liberal and NPD spending and taxing, they'll find some way of taxing the rest of the States if they can.


The Yanks and Canadians dont play Rugby or Cricket and that's not going to help us smash the Poms, Kiwis, or SAs in either of those sports and judging by the way we have been playing we need all the help we can get.

So my vote is no... I suggest we spend the money trying to clone Sir Donald Bradman and the Rugby squads that won the world cup.


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Azure_Zero wrote:
The Minis Maniac wrote:
Vic Wertz wrote:
yellowdingo wrote:
Admit USA secretly governs Australia and Canada and give their citizens the right to run for President.
Can we tax the crap out of you, too?
NOOOOO!!! We already have higher taxes than you guys we need no more!!. No American taxes in Canada!!!

Agreed, we are being taxed like crazy in Ontario.

Heck given Liberal and NPD spending and taxing, they'll find some way of taxing the rest of the States if they can.

Ermm. Well, here in New Brunswick, the last time we had balanced budgets was with a Liberal federal government and a Liberal provincial government. So while I do see your point, the Conservatives tend to rack up pretty big debts as well. Much like the states: whoever you vote for, you get screwed!

And to the OP and the thread: as a half-Kiwi, thank you for leaving New Zealand out of it! ;P

The Exchange

Feros wrote:
Azure_Zero wrote:
The Minis Maniac wrote:
Vic Wertz wrote:
yellowdingo wrote:
Admit USA secretly governs Australia and Canada and give their citizens the right to run for President.
Can we tax the crap out of you, too?
NOOOOO!!! We already have higher taxes than you guys we need no more!!. No American taxes in Canada!!!

Agreed, we are being taxed like crazy in Ontario.

Heck given Liberal and NPD spending and taxing, they'll find some way of taxing the rest of the States if they can.

Ermm. Well, here in New Brunswick, the last time we had balanced budgets was with a Liberal federal government and a Liberal provincial government. So while I do see your point, the Conservatives tend to rack up pretty big debts as well. Much like the states: whoever you vote for, you get screwed!

And to the OP and the thread: as a half-Kiwi, thank you for leaving New Zealand out of it! ;P

You mean new Japan after the old one sinks...

The Exchange

Vic Wertz wrote:
yellowdingo wrote:
Admit USA secretly governs Australia and Canada and give their citizens the right to run for President.
Can we tax the crap out of you, too?

If you voted in support of those windmills...you would never need to pay tax ever again.


Azure_Zero wrote:
LazarX wrote:

We tried inviting Canada once... by means of invasion.

They said no.

Not only did we repel your invasion, but we burned your White House.

Heck we could have taken over the states, but decided you learned your lesson and went home.

I thought it was the Brittish who burned down the White House during that little war.


Details- it was actually the Brit's native allies, if you want to be picky.


Calex wrote:
Details- it was actually the Brit's native allies, if you want to be picky.

After neutralizing American resistance, the Royal Marines already under Cockburn's command and Ross landed at Benedict, Maryland on August 19. His forces routed the US Navy's Chesapeake Bay Flotilla, a detachment of US Marines, and the inexperienced American militia at the Battle of Bladensburg on August 24.

Immediately after the battle, the British sent an advance guard of soldiers to Capitol Hill. Major General Ross sent a party under a flag of truce to agree to terms, but they were attacked by partisans from a house at the corner of Maryland Avenue, Constitution Avenue, and Second Street NE. This was to be the only resistance the soldiers met within the city. The house was burned, and the British raised their Union Flag over Washington.

The British only had one Company of Colonial Marines overseen by Captain Reed of the 2nd West India Regiment.

President, Jon Brazer Enterprises

I'm all for annexing Canada. Australia sounds like a good idea as well. Let's do it. Add me to the petition. But can we rename Saskatchewan to New Obama? Most Americans will have a hard time pronouncing Saskatchewan let alone spelling it without google to help them or (heaven forbid) finding it on a map.

I'm equally in favor of the North East US (including PA and NJ), Michigan and Illnois as well as the west coast succeeding from the US and joining Canada.

Silver Crusade

The 8th Dwarf wrote:

The Yanks and Canadians dont play Rugby or Cricket and that's not going to help us smash the Poms, Kiwis, or SAs in either of those sports and judging by the way we have been playing we need all the help we can get.

So my vote is no... I suggest we spend the money trying to clone Sir Donald Bradman and the Rugby squads that won the world cup.

Yeah, but you could be on the side of the winning teams in basketball and hockey, so there's a payoff there.

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